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A Day In The Life Of…Emmett.

3:56am

"DAMN, DAMN, DAMN IT!!!!" I yelled stomping my feet on to the flooring.

I could hear foot steps hurrying up the steps then my door swung opened. It was Jasper.

"What's wrong with you?" He asked, clearly annoyed by my stomping.

" I…can't…beat...sephiroth…must kill him!" I said, as I frantically as I bit the paddle.

Jasper raised and eyes brow, then realizing I was still playing Final Fantasy 8, slowly shook his head.

"You have Issues man…."

"GRRRR! I don't have Issues!" I snared back, accidentally braking my stupid paddle.

Jasper chucked, " You have Issues with tissues!" he said as her waved his hands in the air.

I gave him a dark evil glare and got up to get another paddle.

"Aw, you broke your Controller?" Jasper asked , tiling his head to the right.

I sighed as I searched threw my closet.

"Duh, err…can I use your paddle?" I asked, as my hope was dying of ever finding my other paddle.

"My what? " He asked me, clearly puzzled.

"Your Paddle…."I said, giving him the; Are you stupid look.

"Oh, you mean Controller, right?" He asked a grin growing on his face.

"They're called paddles, Jasper." I told him with a proud; I know it and you didn't tone.

"No, it's controller" He said in a; my IQ is higher then yours so stick a juice box and suck it way.

"NO…"my voice was growing into a shout. "It's paddle."

"Nooo!" he matched my tone. "It's Controller!" He hissed back at me.

The argument carried on for several more minutes.

" PADDLE, PADDLE, PADDLE!" I was shouting banging my large feet on the ground.

"CONTROLLER, CONTROLLER , CONTROLLER!" he shouted back, again making sure to match my tone.

"That's it!" I yelled as I attacked him.

We fought on the floor for several minutes, we we're biting, kicking, and punching.

Then suddenly my door swung open. Jasper and I both jump with a jolt at emptily looked to the door, where a dark shape stood…it was Alice.

"What in the world are you two doing?" She asked amazed by are positions.

I jumped to my feet. "ALICE!" I yelled happy to see her.

Alice face seemed both worried and scared. "Yes?"

"Aren't they called Paddles!?" I yelled again.

Jasper stood and brushed himself off. "Alice, Please tell him they're called Play station CONTROLLERS." He said giving her a fast smile.

Alice Smiled back and nodded. "Yup, that's what I call them!"

I stumped my feet furiously.

"Err. Do you HAVE to be on HIS side? " I said clenching my teeth together.

"What is this all about anyway?" Alice Asked.

"Well," Jasper explained about my tempter tantrum and are perverse conversion.

"Oh!" Alice exclaimed. "Well yeah Emmett, Jasper IS right."

I stood there for a moment with my pouty face and thought.

"ROSE!" I wined dashing out the room towards my beloved's room.

I could hear Jasper and Alice's laughs. I opened Rosalie's door. She was sitting at her night stand brushing long golden hair. I paused for a moment and thought weather she could have heard us all the way down the hall. Before I could ask she answer.

"I heard and I call them paddles." She said not looking away from her beautiful refection.

I grinned a huge grin. "Thank you Rose." I said then dash out the door to Carlisle study.

Jasper and Alice had already beat me to the study they we're standing out side the door waiting for me, no doubt Alice already had foreseen what Rosalie said and she knew I would come here next.

I opened the door to Carlisle Study. Carlisle was bent over a new book, then he looked up at us.

"Oh, hello." He smiled

I walked in the room followed by Alice then Jasper.

"Aren't they called paddles?" I asked.

A puzzled Carlisle stared at all three of us.

"We're debating on whether they're play station controllers or play station paddles." She explained.

"Jasper and Alice THINKS they're Controllers, But me and Rosalie KNOW it's paddles." I added, smiling wide.

"Oh," Carlisle repealed clearly not interested.

"Well…"Jasper started. " What do you say?"

Carlisle started to read his book again his eyes following words around the page.

"I say, you all play video games too much…when I was a kid we didn't have video games." He answered.

"You also didn't have hygiene." Alice muttered then giggled.

Carlisle glared at Alice then laughed." Yes…maybe so…."

I sighed. " Well let's go ask…"

"She's not going to give us answer either." Alice Interrupted me with her vision of the future.

I thought for a second.

"…Where's Edward?" I ask noticing he was missing.

Alice smiled. "Bella's house, duh."

Without another word I run down stairs and out the door.