Forgiven
Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze was in his full Kyuubi mode, the rasenshuriken in his hand, panting heavily. Sasuke Uchiha, the last Uchiha was not a hundred feet away, eternal mangekyo activated, 2nd curse mode activated, kusanagi out and charged with chidori, also panting. Sasuke and Naruto's eyes were making contact, neither looking away as they used their final bout of chakra to run at each other with their ultimate attacks.
They met in the middle, their war cries and the buzz and whistle of their attacks following.
Then silence.
Then thumps with dust clouds as they fell to their knees. Nothing fatal. Why? Because their chakra had given out before they had met.
They shared the same shocked expression before Naruto began to giggle and snicker. He was contagious as soon both he and Sasuke were bursting at the seams with bubbles of laughter.
Exhaustion made them stop and fall to their chest, flat down, facing each other.
"So how was the trip teme?" Naruto panted, casually trying to move his limbs.
"Hn, good dobe," Sasuke smirked. "New snake sannin."
"Oh really?" Naruto perked. "New toad sage, and Sakura-chan's head medic."
Sasuke grunted, trying to move. "So she isn't useless anymore I take it?"
"Teme!" Naruto barked only to groan in pain. "Sakura is the best! Believe it!"
"Hn dobe," Sasuke replied. "How should I know? I've been training.
Naruto smirked. "Gonna be hokage," he grinned.
Sasuke returned the smirk. "Gonna have a harem," he replied.
"Harem?!" Naruto blanched.
"Thank Clan Restoration Act," Sasuke said though he didn't see m as smug now.
Naruto was interrupted. "Sasuke-kun! Naruto!"
They turned slightly to see Sakura. "What took you so long?" the boys asked.
Sakura saw red, pulling her fist back. "Bakas!"
"Wait Sakura-cha-AH!"
"Hn!"
End.
~Possible my first and only humor story!
Don't lie it probably sucked in the humor division but it's a good friendship story right?