A/N: Just a little thing I thought up out of No where… Literally it just popped into my head any way enjoy!
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Sesshomaru was walking through his forest with Rin and Jaken and Ah-un patrolling his lands. He was silent as usual; ignoring Jaken's grovelling and tuning out Rin's persistent chatter. (Manny people have been wondering what he thinks in times like this. Well this is what I think.) Thinking 'Oh this would be a lot easier if only I had both of my arms. Damn that filthy Inuyasha! I can't believe he shares my father's blood, he's such a weakling. The only reason he was able to take my arm was because I had underestimated him. Wait! I did not just think that I, this Sesshomaru could possibly have any faults! Grrrr and that stupid wench he is always with is sooo annoying! How in all the seven hells was she able to survive this Sesshomaru's wrath? I tell you life is just too unfair! Inuyasha gets the Tetseiga, the love of my father, freedom from the confines of being a lord, friends that care about him and would give there lives to protect him… Not that I need any friends! He also has a beautiful I, I, Mean filthy! Yes that's it, A filthy Miko who loves him for who he is! The only reason those annoying Bitches at my castle through themselves at my feet are for my power and beauty. I mean come on I have yet to come across any with as fine o hair as this Sesshomaru's! I also have a body to die for! Even girls envy this one's beauty!
Sesshomaru stops and elegantly sniffs the air around him. He coincidently catches the sent of the very people he was wondering about! So he turned too the ugly Imp and the cute little girl who had captured his heart and said stiffly, "Stay here. Jaken look after Rin. If anything should happen while this Sesshomaru is gone you shall not be able to find your head in hell for a million years." He then smirked in satisfaction as he saw that the little insignificant imp was shaking with terror.
A/N: I will continue this line of humorous thoughts of Sesshomaru's if you so wish but only if I get reviews and they can be flames or flowers! I love all sorts of reviews case they make me feel acknowledged in my life of lonesome solitude. Slowly going crazy and wishing I lived in the shoes of manga and anime characters! So plz review!