Sharpay's Brother

Shar Pei – that's what I call her

That pink Barbie girl drama queen

Dressed in sparkles from head to toe

She barks out her orders, I am there by her side

But not for much longer as I break free from her claws

The tables will soon be turned

The drama queen exposed

She would be nothing without me

She just isn't able to see it

In her eyes, she's a school superstar

Loved by everyone

But she is a nobody, just like me

She will be silenced from all!

For once the joke will be on her

She will get to meet Ashton

I'm sick of being her silenced sidekick

"Sharpay's brother – the one who wears the hats"

I can do without her, the selfish sister

G-O away D-R-A-M-A-C-L-U-B queen!