How To kill your network"
Step one get rid of the good shows.
Doug, Cat Dog,
Put on new shows that no one really likes.
The new episodes really stink.
I'll watch the Hub instead it's way better.
My Little Pony beats the rest.
Who cares about Nick anyways?
I'm beginning to wonder why it's on TV
Where did Nick go wrong?
It lost its fans.
Somewhere along the crappy shows
And I would have watched if it wasn't junk
Had I known it was going to die.
Let them know the Hub knows best
'Cause all their shows beat the rest.
Try to fix your shows.
Without making it worse.
Lay down a list of all your shows
Throw them out the window.
Pray that you can make better ones.
And hope that the people like them.
And where did you go wrong, you lost your fans.
Somewhere along in the crappiness
And I would have been a fan
Had you known how to entertain.
As the Hub begins to take over,
You're losing faith you had your chance.
Try to get back your fans
Or get off tv totally!
The Hub shows kick your butt
Why did you bring your shows down?
I say it's just not the same.
And I'm beginning to wonder why you changed.
Where did you go wrong? You lost your shows.
Somewhere along in the crappiness.
And I would have still been a fan
Had you known how to entertain.
Where did you go wrong? You lost your shows.
Somewhere along in the crappiness.
And I would have still been a fan
Had you known how to entertain.
Where did you go wrong? You lost your shows.
Somewhere along in the crappiness.
And I would have still been a fan
Had you known how to entertain.
Where did you go wrong? You lost your shows.
Somewhere along in the crappiness.
And I would have still been a fan
Had you known how to entertain.
How to entertain
How to entertain