EDWARD CULLEN
Tell him Bella is dead
Tell him Bella left him for Jacob
Sing Hannah Montana and Lady Gaga in your head
Ruin his piano
Have sex on his piano
Paint his Volvo
Call your kid James or Victoria
BELLA SWAN/CULLEN
Tell her Edward is a ghost
Tell her Edward isn't vegetarian anymore
Tell her Jacob is dead
Give her diary to Edward
Tell Charlie Bella is pregnant
Tell her Edward has left
Let Alice play Bella Barbie
EMMETT CULLEN
Ban him from sex with his 'Rosie'
Steal all his video games
Threaten Bella
Tell him the bear is after him and the angel isn't here to save him
Tease him about his mental age of 5
Tell him how much stronger newborns are then him
Kill a bear and tell him he is not aloud to drink it. Then give it to Bella
Give him a Rosalie like slap across the head
ROSALIE CULLEN
Break all the mirrors
Steal all her clothes
Take her cash and cards
Tell her Bella is prettier then she is
Tell her Bella is pregnant while a vampire
JASPER CULLEN
Make yourself feel a lot of one emotion so he gets it all
Make him wear girl's clothes
Ban him from Alice
Make him go shopping with Alice
Steal his books and flag from the Civil War
ALICE CULLEN
Steal her clothes
Steal her cash and cards
Tell her that she has spent the Cullen fortune (See other fan fiction to be rich and to be poor. Shows exactly what happens!)
Steal Jasper
Ban her from playing Bella Barbie
Only let her shop at Walmart/Kmart/Whatever cheap place that Alice wouldn't shop at
Steal her Yellow Porsche
CARLISLE CULLEN
Run around the hospital yelling at the top of your lungs
Replace his medical gear with plastic versions (thanks to the person I got that from, I don't remember who you are but great idea!)
Ban him from Esme
Call him old
Steal all his books
Call him Dr Sparkles or Dr Sexy
Tell Esme how much fun he has with the nurses
Steal all his pants. While he is finding them steal all his shirts
ESME CULLEN
Destroy the house
Tell her how much fun Carlisle has at the hospital
Tell her she is a bad mother (She isn't!)
Tell her that the interior design is boring (It isn't!)
Tell her Emmett broke a window
Tell her Bella is pregnant (As a vampire)
Casually mention why Carlisle works night shifts
JACOB BLACK
Tell him Edward is hotter then him
Tell him he imprinted on a tree
Dye his hair blond and use his own jokes against him
Take him on a walk then ask Sam for dog walking money
Tell him to go fetch
Replace his shampoo with dog shampoo
Let him know vampires are cooler then werewolves
CHARLIE SWAN
Tell him Bella is pregnant
Steal his badge
Repaint his house
Tell him Edward killed Bella
Tell him Bella is moving back to Florida cause she loves her mum more
Let him know a house was robbed on his watch
Smash his TV screen
MIKE NEWTON
Tell him Bella likes him then let Bella slap him when he tries to kiss her
Give him a vile of blood for his birthday. Watch him drink it
Dress him in girls clothes
Take him to a scary movie
Whisper to him in his sleep about Bella
That's all for now! If you have anyone else you would like me to attempt to do let me know. Please Review!
Bellisle96