Written for the HPFC forum – The Just dialogue/description challenge.
A short drabble of those lovable four – The Marauders! Enjoy.
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"Moony?"
"What, Prongs?"
"You know I love you right?"
"Ugh...What do you want?"
"Ah, well ...nothing much, really. It just-"
"Spit it out, Prongs."
"Oh alright, it's Snivellus"
"...Yes?"
"Look don't raise your eyebrow at me, Moony!"
"You do know I hate Snape as much as the next person, but-"
"...But?"
"But, I'm not getting involved in anymore of your stupid plans!"
"I don't think that it's stupid..."
"Yes, well that's because –"
"Oh! What is this I hear? Prongs, would you mind explaining?"
"Great..."
"Shut it, Moony. And Padfoot, Moony and I were just concocting our latest trap for Snivellus."
"It was more one-sided, really."
"Snivellus? Well, whatever you say mate, I'm in!"
"I was hoping you'd say that, Padfoot. Now all we need is Wormtail!"
"Wait. Who said I'd agreed to this?"
"Shush, Moony. PETER!"
"...WHAT?!"
"Get you arse down here!"
"But-"
"We don't care, Pete! We're concocting another plan!"
"...Really? What about?"
"Well, if you came down here..."
"Seriously, Wormtail really needs a kick up the arse, sometimes."
"Well said, Padfoot."
"Why thank you, Prongs."
"Wormtail, finally! Take a seat..."
"What's the plan, James?"
"Peter, it's just another one of Prong's stupid plans to make a fool out of Snape, again..."
"Which naturally Moony, objects to..."
"Of course, Padfoot. Besides, as prefect..."
"Oh, stop with the superiority already!"
"You know you're just jealous, Prongs."
"..."
"Exactly."
"Anyway, the plan!"
"Yes, Wormtail – well, I was thinking, how about we test out that spell?"
"What spell?"
"Ugh – seriously, Pete. You're so thick sometimes, I wonder if you even have anything in that head of yours..."
"Um..."
"Think Wormtail!"
"No. Not Levi-"
"YES!"
"Whoa, I thought we'd lost you there for a minute, mate."
"Nah Prongs. You can never trick Pete, here. "
"But-"
"...Yes, Moony?"
"I was just wondering, when were you thinking of carrying out this genius plan of yours?"
"Aha! See, Padfoot! I knew he'd come around to it!"
"Nice try, but no. I just don't want to be around when you decide to do it."
"...But that's the point, Moony."
"What?"
"It'll be spontaneous!"
"James, this isn't some cheap trick to show off to Evans, is it?"
"...Maybe."
"Okay, this is silly."
"What is?"
"You, Prongs! At least Sirius has some secret sex-appeal to him and Pete here comes across all cute! You, on the other hand, just drag that big head of yours around!"
"Wait. Moony, you think I have sex appeal?"
"Big head?!"
"Cute?"
"..."
"Moony..."
"You don't. Wait – "
"Stop laughing, Sirius."
"You-you don't bat for the oth-"
"No! Of course, I don't!"
"O-okay. Just checking, cause if you did..."
"What?"
"Nothing.."
"I'm confused now. Wormtail, what about you?"
"Yep. Totally..."
"Okay, Padfoot, Moony. We'll be up in our dorms if you need us."
"Cool."
"Fine."
"..."
"Sirius..."
"What?"
"Stop winking at me."
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