the very messed up fan fic!!!!!
Narrator 1: so um yeah this is my very first fan fic so please enjoy the mayhem when I rule their world ( meh heh heh!)
Kecia: ummm.........
Lizzy: that wasn't in the script!!!!
Brenda: what the!? ( censored!) why are our names not censored?!
Kecia: Umm... I do not know why.
Lizzy: wait I know who did it ! it must have been toki!!!!
Kecia: why does it always have to be my beloved toki?!
as you can now see toki is changing the script....
Lizzy: now you shall pay!!!!! ( lizzy says as she takes poor links sword and cuts tokis head off!)
Tokis ghost: AW! ( censored!)
Brenda: anyways can I start my story?!
well everything was going perfectly well on new year's eve at the ssbb mansion until the party got out of whack! but now we shall see what the girls of the mansion are doing now( uh oh Billy!) looks like their gossiping again!
Peach: so Zelda do you have a crush on link?!
I'm not telling you! Zelda said as she walked away from them
Common spill the beans girl! peach and samus wailed in despair.
Zelda: fine I do!
Pause
Kecia: wait a mo fo minute here! isn't this off of legendary or some ( Censored) Like that!?
Brenda: wait who changed the script yet again?!
Kecia: must have been toki! ( when he was still alive that is!)
Brenda: well anyways let's play with the script a little shall we?! (Meh heh heh!)
Well anyways all three of them went back to the party after Peach and Samus got their answer... But what was this!? Captain Falcon Brought booze to the party!?
Kecia: Wasn't me!!
Lizzy: cool!!!!
Brenda: and who put that Mario and Luigi were smoking cocaine?!
Kecia: c.c.c.c.c. cocaine!
Lizzy: well said kecia well said!
Brenda: well I can't stop the story here now can I !?( meh heh heh!)
Okay so peach and Samus were like what the ( censored!)
so then they had a little private discussion whether or not to stop the party and decided that it was okay as long as the kids don't get involved....
Samus: What the what are they doing!? as she looked at solid snake and captain falcon who are now apparently sharing drinks with each other!!!
Kecia: so are they like gay or something!?
Lizzy: they're probably to drunk to notice it ha ha ha! what losers!
Peach:( uh oh! Billy) Umm..... ( peach says as she sees Luigi getting high off of cocaine and doing a weird dance on the table and singing what the!? who wrote this oh common Poker face!?
Lizzy and Kecia: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Luigi: P.p.p.p.p pocker face p.p.p. pocker face.....
Kecia: stop it! ( she yells as she grabs links sword and cuts Luigis head off!!! ( but that's okay because ssbb members have infinite lives!)
Samus: we have to stop this madness!!!!! She screams as she forces the booze out of solid snakes hand.
Solid snake: Whooo are youu!? and what did you do with my booze?!
Samus: Moron?! how much have you been drinking!?
Solid snake:....
Samus: enough said and as for you two over there!! samus growls at the other two who are smoking cocaine and she throws it out of the window!!!!!
Everyone: AWWWWW! ( censored!)
Samus: AWW! ( censored!) is right!!! when I get through with you!!! now get to bed All of you!!!!
Everyone: Okay............
Zelda: hic! is the partys overs allreadys!?
Samus: not you too!?
Then as Samus was apparently trying to get everyone to bed when all of a sudden we hear a crashing sound....
Samus: what is it now!!!?
Apparently a sleepy Ness wakes up and comes down the stairs and answers her...
Ness: that was the T.V.!!!!!!
Samus: oh! (censored!) who did this!? and she gets her answer very quickly as we can all see who was at the scene of the crime.
SOLID SNAKE!!!!! Samus screams as she gets out her gun and shoots him and he instantly gets 10% damage....
Solid Snake: Whats was thats for!?
Ness: I so loved the T.V.!!! he says as he takes out a smash ball and breaks it open... and apparently does a P.K star storm attack on him that instantly K.O.s him( but we all know that he can instantly come back to life!)
Solid Snake: OH ( censored!)
Samus: now that the idiots taken care of!!!! everyone get to bed!!!!
Everyone: you don't have to say it twice!!!!
Then everyone goes to bed.......
The next morning.....
Oh Geeez... who broke the T.V.!? fox said as he came down to breakfast and saw the mess that happened last night.
Falco: It was probably that stupid idiot!!!
Fox: which one?!
Falco: what do you mean which one?! there's only one idiot who could have the nerve to smash something as expensive as that!!
Fox: you mean captain falcon?
Falco: nooo...
Fox: oh you must mean..... wolf!
Falco: no he wouldn't do that ( even though he is an idiot!)
Fox: oh you must mean solid snake right!?
Falco: right! and now he's going to go to best buy to get us a new T.V.!!
okay so let's wake the little( censored!) up!!! fox said as he went into solid snakes room where he lay fast asleep.....
Falco: Hey you! ( censored!) get up! he yelled as he trailed after fox.
Solid snake: uggh!!! morning already?! oh hey fox falco what's up?! ( he said in the stupidest tone they ever had heard!)
Fox: what's up?! what's up!? you're the one who broke the only plasma T.V. in the whole mansion!!!!
Solid snake: oh yeah about that....
No buts!!! about it!! Fox and Falco said you are going to best buy to get everyone a brand new plasma T.V.!!!
Solid snake: but how do I know which one to get?! there are so many....
Falco: how can you be such a simpleton all you have to do is just ask the person... no. wait fox and I will go with you .... Cuz we don't want what happened last time at best buy...
Flash back!!!
Kecia: Noo! not flash back mode!!!!
Solid snake: umm.... so what does this button on the thingy magig do here? he asks the sales person as he pushes a random button....
Sales person: wait!!! don't do that!! thats the self destruction button!!!....
Solid snake: The what? he says as he pushes it accidently....
Boom!!!!!
The T.V. explodes and the sales person takes out a receipt and makes him pay for the damage.
End of flash back!!!
Solid snake: oh yeah why do they have self destruction buttons on those things?? he asks stupidly as he walks out of his bed and down the stairs and out the door to best buy.
Fox: because everyone knows that the government likes to put self destruction buttons on everything!! he says as he walks with him towards best buy (which is conveniently across the street!)
Falco:... let's just get the T.V. so I can watch the so do you think you can dance?!
At best buy....
Solid snake walks in the tore to find out where the T.V. s are and tries to pick one out when fox pushes in and says I better do it for the sake of everyone else!!
Solid snake: Okay whatevv....
Fox: let's see here.. should we get blue ray or not!?
Falco: I think so!!
Fox: okay so now that that's settled what size should we get?
Falco: The biggest size!?
Fox: how about we just get a medium sized one?! so that it fits in the living room?!
As fox and falco are arguing Solid snake walks away and begins looking at the movies...
Solid snake: what's this he says as he picks up a movie called Death clock!???
Brenda: okay who put this!???
Kecia: Probably toki!!! Even though I love death clock I would never even think of changing the script!!!
Solid snake what are you doing?! Falco asks as he takes the DVD away from him...
Solid snake: oh have you decided on a T.V. yet????
Fox: yes we got one right here ( he says as he picks up a big box with a few little boxes piled up on top
Solid snake what's with the other boxes?!
fox: along with the new T.V. comes with new speakers, new DVD, etc...
Solid snake: what the old ones don't work?!
Falco: not with this T.V. ! and before you ask its going to cost you about 1,00 dollars at the most....
Solid snake: Aw! ( censored!)
Falco: maybe you should have thought about that before you broke the T.V.!
Solid snake: okay lets go buy it then grumble grumble... he says as he curses under his breath as he walks towards the register.
Sales person: did you find everything okay?
Solid snake: unfortunately..
as the sales person checks out the item she asks if he has a credit card and he says... wait a minute how do I use it again!?
Fox and falco: Simpleton!! you just swipe the card on the machine!!
Solid snake: you mean this little one right here!?
Fox: yess... he said as he was apparently annoyed with his former friend ( even though I don't know how he can deal with such an idiot!)
and as solid snake swiped the card through the machine the machine said card not classified...
Solid snake: what do you mean it's not classified!? he said as he cursed under his breath.
Sales person: I'm sorry but I'm afraid that your card has been denied...
Solid snake: but what does it mean?!
Fox: it means that you probably overspent it!
Solid snake: Oh ( censored!)
Falco: common fox and snake let's just get the ( censored!) out of here then!! he says as he walks out of the store and back to the ssbb mansion.
Kecia: so I guess that means that they won't be getting a new plasma T.V. or a new season of death clock?!
Lizzy: Noooo!!!
Brenda: I guess not then.... just then toki appears out of nowhere and starts drinking booze...
Kecia: wait why is he still alive!?
Brenda: maybe it's because I gave everybody the ability to be revived in this fan fic?!
Kecia: wait that is total ( censored!)
Lizzy yeah I mean we can't even swear without being ( censored!) censored!
Brenda: yeah see you next chapter we hope