The Strawberrys of DOOOM!
if you are allergic to absolutey SUPID and RANDOM stuff
then I advise you to run screaming like babies to your mother.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
Once upon a time, the great Maximum Ride took some aspirin because that stupid Voice in her head pissed her off. But someone *cough*fang*cough* decided to put the hated and despised VALIUM in the bottle. Sigh. I tried to warn him. Anyways, Max went loopy and dosed the Flock with avacado scented aneasthetics. The Flock was soon just as insane as Max was. Then Dr. M and Ella made a grave mistake. They came home. With fruit. Fruit. They are SO stupid. Fruit attracts demented human-avian hybrids like an ice cream cone to a kumquat. And so their fate was sealed. They were valiumized just like the Flock. They were an addition to the crazy-psychopathic-nut-and-fruit-addicted-bird-kid-squad. "I'm the leader, so I get the fruit." Declared Max. "Any who disagrees shall die."She then pulled out a incredibly large watermelon and stuffed it in her mouth, whole. Everyone went insane, and oranges and gourds and bananas flew through the air. Someone stuck a carrot up Ella's nose and dumped fake snow over her head. "You're a snowman now!" (Don't ask me where they got it, I don't know.) "GAZZY! I'LL GET YOU FOR THAT!" She screamed. She ran after him, cussing him out with the fiery passion of an angered mango. Now let's head onto Fang's dillemna. Max was royally pissed off. Fang had hit her in the face with a tomato. His smug expression had quickly changed to one of absolute terror. A giant strawberry lollipop appeared in her hand. Jeb appeared behind him and said "You better run, boy. And fast." Fang needed no more encouragment. "SHIT!" He screamed and ran out the door. Max and her lollipop not far behind. And strangely, a few strawberries came too. Back at the house, everyone was pelting Jeb with kiwi, grapes, papaya, figs, dates, olives, lemons and cocnuts. They heard Max yelling her battlecry, CHEETOS FROM MAAAAARS! and Fang yelping as she spanked him. Then the strawberries attacked. They were everywhere, pelting Dr. M, Ella and everyone else with extreme ferocity. Max and Fang raced up to Max's room, declared their love for each other, and Max went back to spanking him. Meanwhile, downstairs, the strawberries got over their hate, and everyone went into snore-a-rific mode. Max collapsed from spanking Fang, and Fang collapsed from being spanked. "I shall never learn what antidisestablishmentarianism means!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no. Never, ever, EVER IN EIGHTEEN KATRILLION YEARS! Okay, so maybe when pigs fly. But even then! MAYBE!" Screamed Max and Fang at the same time. "What a nightmare."Fang said. "I'll show you nightmare, emo!"Screamed Max. Downstairs, everyone woke up and did their under water basket weaving session. "Zeus dammit! We forgot our waterproof fuchsia mauve Kleenex tissues to wipe our as-" Iggy, Nudge and Angel were cut off by Max yelling, "Get your unwiped asses in here to say_"
"That's all for today, folks. See you next time-"
audience member collapses
"Well, we did warn you. Buh bye."