A/N: I was working on the 2nd part of major plot for another story called Ongaku Niji, as Co-author, when suddenly a stroke of genius sent a signal to my brain. I don't think I ever seen any story involving chibi-sized Trinity Blood characters, so why don't I do it first! What a grand chance!

Updated on: 21st of May 2007

Rainbow Life - Chapter 1: The Beginning.

Written by: Guardian 0 Devil

Pairing(s): Hopefully, none at all. Or else I will be greatly traumatized.

Summary: When a chibi mass murdering Crusnik shows up in our world, what happens? Total annihilation by cuteness, that's what! (Shameless Self-Insertion.)

Disclaimer: I do not own anything of Trinity Blood or anything else that is copyrighted, except the plotline and OCs that are of my invention and imagination. Please don't sue me. By the way, any information given here is usually found in Wikipedia and also TB Canon Translation.

Every story has got to has at least a Beginning before we can even get on with the roller-coaster bumpy ride of the main bulk of the story, the Process, to the oh-so-famous Ending. So to simply start this story off, let us begin with what starts me off to even come up with this story of Rainbow Life. There are actually three elements working in my mind as I wrote this down.

Firstly, I would have to thank Passé on an Angel (aka PoaA), who let me work with her as co-author in the (mental) creative process of the story Ongaku Niji.

As I quoted PoaA; to be perfectly honest, neither G0D (that's my name in short form) or PoaA understand where it comes from.

Secondly, I was somewhat having an obsession with Trinity Blood recently. This also makes me wonder if that is healthy, considering that I'm also doing a story called Insanity. In which I am actually trying to do a mind-reading into Cain's point of view; a dangerous Crusnik that I considered to be also mentally insane.

Thirdly, as I look around I don't think I ever seen a story quite like this. I bet it's the first of its kind here even though about the idea of chibi characters is already used in other categories…

Oh well, I think I have already bore you, my dearest readers, with all these trivial things. Sorry about that, let us move on to the Beginning.

I was up early at this too bright and too chirpy morning at 7.00am sharp today. Life should be consider good, but the fact that I haven't found a temporary job to earn some pocket money during my one month holiday starts to dawn on me and dampen my spirits.

Perhaps a cup of coffee should lighten up my day. Ahh… even my caffeine worm within my body nodded its little head furiously. Yesss… My Coffee…

Holding a cup of coffee in my left hand, I seated myself comfortably in front of my desk-top computer and use my right hand to control the device that was universally known as the 'mouse' to go online 'surfing'. I always wondered why it was named so, but it was not my place to ask and answer such questions. I leave it to Wikipedia to do that.

The Internet is both very intriguing and also a very scary place at the same time.

Intriguing is due to the network of wonderful fruits of knowledge that are uploaded and was access by millions of people around the globe for various reasons. Believe it or not, most of them use Internet for businesses, researches or just plainly for entertainment. I belong to the third group.

Scary is due to the amazing high crime rates and death it could be able to generate if information or the network is misused by some people with evil intentions. Perverts preyed on teenagers in online chats, immoral or illegal business deals can be conducted online too, the spread of the idea of 'Holy War' by terrorists…

"Knock, knock, knock." said the door. This abruptly ends my thoughts and brought up another one as I walked downstairs to open the door. Why can't the person standing at my door use the doorbell anyway? It's usually the most traditional way of calling the inhabiting owner's attention.

As I walked towards the wooden door that had a metal grilled door behind it to serve as my only means of safety and anti-burglar, I feel a sense of forbidding rush over me as my caffeine worm told me silently that something smell weird in the air. As usual, I ignored it and open the said door.

Strangely, no one was there at all. To make sure, I leaned my upper body into a slight bow and turn my head to the left, then right. Nothing was there.

"Mama!"

Wait, who said that? Once again I found myself looking left and right again. Could I have imagined it?

"CHOMP!"

Owie! What the… who's hurting my leg?

"Mama!"

All of my five senses, plus my caffeine worm's which is counted as my sixth sense, are telling me urgently to not look down at all and just kick the intruder far, far away and slam the door shut for safety reasons.

As usual, I ignored them and look them and discovered to my horror.

Damnit.

-Cough, cough.- Ahem, I look down and saw 'something' of the color blond and something white that was hugging and was currently biting my poor leg too. At this point of my life, I was very confused to see the living ball of 'something' blond and white at my leg and my caffeine worm told me in heart-felt sympathy to simply shut my own brain computer down for a while, before hitting the 'reset' button.

"Mama!"

The ball of 'something' looked up with something akin to giant blue eyes looked up at me. A sudden realization hits my brain as I'm trying to take in the full impact of my shock… it also make me question on how it even came to be existing on this world I lived in… my first response to this situation was:

"Time… Paradox…" Which struck me as the only explanation that can be given at the moment and also I was reminded about the wonderful similarity of my situation with the main character of the story Ongaku Niji in which I was working on…

"Mama!"

Several more minutes to get the engines and machines within my brain computer to start working. Time really sems to flies by fast. My second response to that was:

"I'm still a virgin." Yes, I'm truly am. No, I'm not Virgin Mary. Sorry if this seems offending to you. I'm one of those traditional girls who still believe in giving their first time to their dearest and beloved wedded husband (hopefully virgin and clean) on the wedding night in privacy after the official public marriage ceremony was done and gone through with several family members and relatives as witnesses to our declaration of love and all that lovely-dovey…

"Mama!" As for my third response to that little declaration:

"……Cain……?" I asked, silently wondered why my Mummy not here to knock me out of the stupor I'm standing in. Wait, Mummy always sleeps in until 11.00am. Time now is 8.30am early in the morning. Mummy still in Dreamland.

I really want my Mummy to slap my face so as to wake me up and told me to my face that I'm having a nightmare... The nightmare of my lifetime...

"Mama! Hearts!" The chibi-sized version of the Crusnik clutches my leg hard with his head tilted up at me smiling, with my blood staining his nice white and sharp teeth… This is disturbingly cute… Too Cute.

"……I really, really need more caffeine to perk me up from day dreaming……" I said as the fourth response. My caffeine worm nodded its little head once again, feeling happy to get another sip of another cup of instant coffee. The beautiful brand of Nescafe Gold. Give me the perks to struggle for the rest of the day before bedtime.

Actually, I think I need lots of alcohol at this moment. Something likes a whole bottle of ice cold Japanese sake to brighten up my day. One good thing about Japanese sake is that you will never ever have any hangover the next morning. I speak from some experience.

However, right now, I need to find my safety stickers. Can't have me limping around the whole day with an injured leg, ne?

"Mama! Hearts!" said chibi Cain. Good boy. he agreed with me too. Even though he's only around 2 feet high…

Once I located my safety stickers I proceed to the kitchen. There I use a disposable towel and pour some hot water onto the said towel from the thermo flask, in which I later use the hot towel to cleanse my wounds. Yes, you read right. I don't like using hydrogen peroxide to cleanse my wounds. Hurts too much. Hot water works miracle for me, killing any bacteria at around 100 degree Celsius. Although the side-effect of it could be badly scalded flesh…

"Mama! Hearts!" I nearly forgot about chibi Cain. Now that he's mentioned here, might as well start to get used to his presence. After all, I'm already 'house-trained' by my classmates to be 'expecting the unexpected.' Yes, I'm almost dependable whenever you need a calm person in times of unexpected situations…

As I finished up in patching my wounds, I went and prepared another cup of coffee. As I was slowly stirring my exquisite coffee, I vaguely wondered what's amiss…

Hell had freezes over. Satan had returned to Heaven. G0D had come down to Earth.

Where's My Boy? Never mind whether he's real, fictional or if he's even related to me in this world. We can't have him running around the town killing innocents, right? Right!

As if on cue, my door said: "Crash!" Now, how am I gonna account this to my Mummy? She will surely cut my purse strings!

I limped out and don't know how I manage to slid myself to the door. Or what is left of the door anyway. Some nice little flames are licking at what had once been a doorway…

I am so gonna give the intruder a piece of what I have in my murderous mind…

However, as I sweep my eyes around the space in front of my house for the mini Crusnik, I find myself once again shocked and surprised.

Chibi Cain was levitating about 5 feet off the ground, with his 2 pairs of pristine white wings spreading out behind him and littering the clean floor with some of his straying white feathers. The mini Spear of Destiny was raised against a ball of 'something' that was silver-white and black. Actually, it looked more like a poking toothpick if you squint at it really hard. Then please image chibi Cain going around killing enemies off with the stunt of 'Poke, poke. Die, die.' Giggles.

As I look a bit closer, I discover that this was no ordinary little ball of 'something', but a ball of another chibi-sized Crusnik named Abel. The ex-priest was also fluttering his pair of black metallic wings some 5 feet above ground and with powerful surges of blue electricity forming above his head. He was clutching his mini Scythe of Death, which in my opinion seems like a blunt piece of strangely shaped butter knife. Yet he's powering up for some hyper cool and extremely electrifying finishing move. That's really disturbing about this image. Chibi should be adorable cute, not trying to be cool at all.

Chibi Cain looks sooooooo adorable as his mouth give a chibi sneer. Chibi Abel was also giving Chibi Cain a run for his money as his cuteness molecules oozes around my house and most importantly around the only eye-witness here... Now all is right with the world.

For some unexplained reasons, I found this scene vaguely familiar… This looks like the last episode of the battle between Cain and Abel of the anime series Trinity Blood… Although, it's a lot more miniature in size and at different setting...

Enough said, my now functioning brain turns quicker than it has all day, trying frustratedly to think up of a quick and fool-proof plan to save both my boys and all of my furniture. I mentally sigh when the plan comes forth, delivered by dear friend Passé on an Angel in a bubble imagination.

She told me that I just need to step in between the chibis to stop their confrontation, just like what her main OC had done in the story of Ongaku Niji… although it's not really highly recommended. Since the end-result of stepping in between two fighting chibis was getting hurt immensely at the high cost of your mentality and health. The other option is to let both Crusniks fight it out themselves and prayed that their impact of their fight will not utterly destroyed my home sweet home.

Which I promptly done what was suggested at first since I have not much choice or any other kind of plan anyway. I regretted my actions at the next second.

I just stepped in between both chibi Crusniks in time to get hit by both their ultimate cool move of blasting electricity. One crackling with red electricity from my dearest Cain, the other crackling with blue electricity from dearest Abel.

My thought was that of: OWIE!

I think I feel my hair standing up a bit with its charges and also smell some flesh burning too… I look down at myself; some wisps of smoke seem to be coming from my body…

THUNK!

Next, I saw the nice blue sky with some nice white clouds above me. I must have fallen down somewhere, sometime, somehow…

Abel blinked his big and sweet innocent blue eyes in confusion as he reverted back to his normal self. Cain gave a dramatic cry of 'MAMA!' when I hit the ground... That might be being a bit too dramatic. Really, I think my knees actually first give way as I slowly let my body be sagging to the ground in blind pain. Afterwards, I let my body starts wilting forward onto the ground in huge agony. Now this is much, much more poetic.

Really, don't you people think so?

I really needed to see a psychiatrist also known famously as the Man-In-White. Or MIW for short. Not the smartest plan of action, I'll admit. Who ever knew getting hit by their surges of electricity could hurt damn much?

Perhaps this could be my retribution. For writing the story of Insanity which is mostly done in an insane Cain's point of view. And also somehow tormenting other Trinity Blood characters in the process… Some Upper Power somewhere decided to give me a taste of Karma. Yeah, what's goes around, comes around.

F--- Karma. I wish that the great Buddha hits his big arse on top of that f---king Karma.

I began to black out. Both Cain and Abel clutched the back of my shirt, glaring at each other. Both of them had taken to proclaiming to the whole world that they are really insane when the last I heard the both of them calling me in unison:

"MAMA!!"

Blink, blink.

I wish I never get up from my warm bed that early in morning.

(End of chapter 1.)

A/N: So dear readers, how do you find it so far? Please review and tell me about it!