Want an interesting fan fiction? This story has all the same
characteristics of my own school. And believe me, it's hectic.
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Characters
Ron- Like myself- Smart, lots of friends, shadowed
Hermione- Popular, snotty, girl
Harry- Like my friend, Dustin, kind of dumb, good drawer, funny
McGonagall- Like Miss Crawford who lets kids pass notes to her. Only the POPULAR KIDS
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This story is all switched around. In fact, McGonagall teaches not only Transfiguration but Arithmacy too. This story will really kind of stop cussing towards the next chapter.
A- That's how bad my school is
The journal of Ron Weasley- As told by a 15 year old…
Lots of Language, Sexuality
There are parts in this journal where the writing pulls away to reality and short little snippets.
EXAMPLE
I hate her so much! But I have to go, see ya.
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The next day safafa'fj…..
Get it
Two months left into this freaking school year-
Monday the 19st of April
as told by Ron Weasley
Great, there goes Hermione prancing around like a stupid slut with ribbons in her hair and a streamers floating down from a crown. It says, "It's my birthday!" on her back.
Who the hell cares? Who gives a flying rats ass? Of course they sung Happy Birthday to that snob in the Cafeteria and Harry and I told her to shutup. She is so stupid. AAAH!
"It's my birthday!!" she exclaims.
"It's tomorrow," I mimic her.
Well, guess what? It also says on her back, Lavender Finnigan. Of COURSE Seamus and Lavender are the two most popular kids in school. They freaking had sex. Oh yes… they did. So…
1.Hermione, stupid snob
2.Seamus, dumbass pervert
3.Lavender, stinking slut
And as I sit here, in the common room, I hear Hermione squealing about her party tomorrow and all I can think about is the dirty dancing Lavender and Seamus do at a club each week.
I WAS THERE. They were on floor, touching each other. So how could dance? Must have been… Floor Sex.
I must go… write later.
An Agonizing, Ron
Later on that day-
Monday the 19st of April
Hola. This is swell. I see Lavender and Seamus French kissing in the hall. I swear, I will die if I see those tongues ripping each others mouth open. YUCK!
And for one point, it's freaking insane. Their "cronies" are probably having oral sex right now in a stupid bathroom. Then again, their idea of "ORAL SEX" is a kiss, a touch, and a wave goodbye. Stupid idiots. My hate for them is immeasurable. Harry drew a picture of Lavender and Seamus having sex on a water bed.
"Did not need to see that," I sighed and he shrugged and walked away. I swear, Harry is a freaking dumb ass at times too.
Anywho…
I have Arithmacy homework… like how to measure the height of an object using its shadow. I'm going to rip the teachers head off. WHEN WILL WE NEED IT.
4.Professor McGonagall is an imbassal and passes NOTES to the popular kids. Uhhh yeah
So, I was surprised today. Hermione talked to me.
"Hey, Ron, what's up?" But before I had a chance to answer, her boyfriend in the other grade, Oliver, kissed her on the cheek and left with him.
Argh… Yeah, I liked Hermione… Unfortunately. Ugh… It's sick… stupid princess is still how she is.
Slutty
But then, as I headed to Defense Against the Dark Arts, Hermione caught up to me. "Sorry about before," she grinned. "So, I have to ask you a question."
I stared at her.
"My friend has a crush on you and I was wondering if you'd go out with her…"
"Who is she?" Ron said interestingly.
"It's umm… well…I'll get back to you on that."
A confused, Ron
$#^@*%*!
Ron was popular with his crowd and so was Harry and Hermione watched Ron flirt with Parvati as Harry drew a picture of them to the side. Dean and Ginny were talking to him.
"Hermione?" Lavender called to her. "Why are you looking at those losers. Here, have an energy bar!"
Hermione groaned. "But why? I don't need it."
"Oh yes you do! I weight only 90 pounds and you weigh 110. GET EATING!" she yelled.
Hermione stubbornly grabbed the bar. She was sick of it. Being popular that is. She got up and slowly walked over to Ron.
"Get over here," she snapped. Ron reluctantly followed.
"The girl who likes you… is… but let me ask you something…We used to be friends, right? We kind of still are."
"Well, yes," Ron said. "Who's the girl."
"It's…" and then she didn't say anything.
"Parvati," she continued.
"Well, duh! God thanks a lot… you had to drag me over here for no reason," and he stormed away. Hermione's eyes watered up.
$#^@*%*!
In the common Room- 10'oclock-
Monday the 19st of April
Hey journal. I am so pissed at Hermione. Duh! Parvati likes me and I like her. Isn't it obvious. I had a feeling she was going to say something else. I saw her sitting in that new kitchen they added to the common room with Lavender against a cabinet. Lavender was comforting her. So, I gradually meandered to her and well… she looked up and her face was in tears.
"She won't tell me what happened," Lavender said.
"Nothing about you Lavender, IT'S YOU RON! I LIKE YOU! I LIKE YOU! GOD DAMN IT I LIKE YOU!" she screamed and made a face of shock and then she ran up to her dormitory.
"Er—'' I began and Lavender shrugged. So, as I ponder to see if all this actually happened, I have to get to bed… I have test tomorrow
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Characters
Ron- Like myself- Smart, lots of friends, shadowed
Hermione- Popular, snotty, girl
Harry- Like my friend, Dustin, kind of dumb, good drawer, funny
McGonagall- Like Miss Crawford who lets kids pass notes to her. Only the POPULAR KIDS
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This story is all switched around. In fact, McGonagall teaches not only Transfiguration but Arithmacy too. This story will really kind of stop cussing towards the next chapter.
A- That's how bad my school is
The journal of Ron Weasley- As told by a 15 year old…
Lots of Language, Sexuality
There are parts in this journal where the writing pulls away to reality and short little snippets.
EXAMPLE
I hate her so much! But I have to go, see ya.
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The next day safafa'fj…..
Get it
Two months left into this freaking school year-
Monday the 19st of April
as told by Ron Weasley
Great, there goes Hermione prancing around like a stupid slut with ribbons in her hair and a streamers floating down from a crown. It says, "It's my birthday!" on her back.
Who the hell cares? Who gives a flying rats ass? Of course they sung Happy Birthday to that snob in the Cafeteria and Harry and I told her to shutup. She is so stupid. AAAH!
"It's my birthday!!" she exclaims.
"It's tomorrow," I mimic her.
Well, guess what? It also says on her back, Lavender Finnigan. Of COURSE Seamus and Lavender are the two most popular kids in school. They freaking had sex. Oh yes… they did. So…
1.Hermione, stupid snob
2.Seamus, dumbass pervert
3.Lavender, stinking slut
And as I sit here, in the common room, I hear Hermione squealing about her party tomorrow and all I can think about is the dirty dancing Lavender and Seamus do at a club each week.
I WAS THERE. They were on floor, touching each other. So how could dance? Must have been… Floor Sex.
I must go… write later.
An Agonizing, Ron
Later on that day-
Monday the 19st of April
Hola. This is swell. I see Lavender and Seamus French kissing in the hall. I swear, I will die if I see those tongues ripping each others mouth open. YUCK!
And for one point, it's freaking insane. Their "cronies" are probably having oral sex right now in a stupid bathroom. Then again, their idea of "ORAL SEX" is a kiss, a touch, and a wave goodbye. Stupid idiots. My hate for them is immeasurable. Harry drew a picture of Lavender and Seamus having sex on a water bed.
"Did not need to see that," I sighed and he shrugged and walked away. I swear, Harry is a freaking dumb ass at times too.
Anywho…
I have Arithmacy homework… like how to measure the height of an object using its shadow. I'm going to rip the teachers head off. WHEN WILL WE NEED IT.
4.Professor McGonagall is an imbassal and passes NOTES to the popular kids. Uhhh yeah
So, I was surprised today. Hermione talked to me.
"Hey, Ron, what's up?" But before I had a chance to answer, her boyfriend in the other grade, Oliver, kissed her on the cheek and left with him.
Argh… Yeah, I liked Hermione… Unfortunately. Ugh… It's sick… stupid princess is still how she is.
Slutty
But then, as I headed to Defense Against the Dark Arts, Hermione caught up to me. "Sorry about before," she grinned. "So, I have to ask you a question."
I stared at her.
"My friend has a crush on you and I was wondering if you'd go out with her…"
"Who is she?" Ron said interestingly.
"It's umm… well…I'll get back to you on that."
A confused, Ron
$#^@*%*!
Ron was popular with his crowd and so was Harry and Hermione watched Ron flirt with Parvati as Harry drew a picture of them to the side. Dean and Ginny were talking to him.
"Hermione?" Lavender called to her. "Why are you looking at those losers. Here, have an energy bar!"
Hermione groaned. "But why? I don't need it."
"Oh yes you do! I weight only 90 pounds and you weigh 110. GET EATING!" she yelled.
Hermione stubbornly grabbed the bar. She was sick of it. Being popular that is. She got up and slowly walked over to Ron.
"Get over here," she snapped. Ron reluctantly followed.
"The girl who likes you… is… but let me ask you something…We used to be friends, right? We kind of still are."
"Well, yes," Ron said. "Who's the girl."
"It's…" and then she didn't say anything.
"Parvati," she continued.
"Well, duh! God thanks a lot… you had to drag me over here for no reason," and he stormed away. Hermione's eyes watered up.
$#^@*%*!
In the common Room- 10'oclock-
Monday the 19st of April
Hey journal. I am so pissed at Hermione. Duh! Parvati likes me and I like her. Isn't it obvious. I had a feeling she was going to say something else. I saw her sitting in that new kitchen they added to the common room with Lavender against a cabinet. Lavender was comforting her. So, I gradually meandered to her and well… she looked up and her face was in tears.
"She won't tell me what happened," Lavender said.
"Nothing about you Lavender, IT'S YOU RON! I LIKE YOU! I LIKE YOU! GOD DAMN IT I LIKE YOU!" she screamed and made a face of shock and then she ran up to her dormitory.
"Er—'' I began and Lavender shrugged. So, as I ponder to see if all this actually happened, I have to get to bed… I have test tomorrow