Extremely short oneshot from Toph's point of view. Rated T for references to sex, cursing, and various other...things.
Toph may of may not be OOC, depends on your view.
My name is Toph. I am blind, but compared to everybody else here, personally I think I am the only one who can see.
Like this "thing" that has been going on between Twinkle toes and Sugar Queen, it's so obvious sometimes I expect to wake up and see the two of them fucking the living daylights out of each other! But no, every day, it's the same routine, well, not really, but between Katara and Aang it is.
They eat together, train together, ride on the same bison, you would think one of them would find the time to admit they like each other, but no, they try and deny their feelings. How idiotic. Take me for instance. I'm the world's greatest Earth bender, and if I liked someone, I would go ahead and tell them, not play this crappy version of a long game of 20 Questions.
How do I know they like each other? One, every time they touch each other's skin, it feels like they are about to have a heart attack or something.
Second, recently, every time they get near each other, a certain part of Aang's anatomy seems to...grow for lack of a better word.
Thirdly, when Katara gets a good deal of distance from Aang and Sokka, and she thinks she is alone, she pleasures herself while damn near screaming out Aang's name.
Based on this, I come to the logical conclusion that they like each other.
Some days it's very tempting to get the two of them together, and scream in their ears "YOU IDIOTS!! YOU LIKE EACH OTHER SO STOP ACTING LIKE YOU DON'T" and then let them sort it out later.
Yes, some day it's very tempting, but I somehow manage to resist the temptation. You know that one saying lead us not into temptation? I find myself constantly repeating so I don't go crazy.
Two other reasons I don't be my usual direct self. One is that after they finally DO get together, and everybody is saying "I always knew it" I'm going to be the only one in the room of pompous asses that actually knew it.
Second, after we defeat the Fire Lord, there are going to be all kinds of songs and stories about us, and what makes a story better than two idiots that don't know that they are in love with each other?
Special thank you to Mav Gauntlet for beta reading!