Ritz
A songfic inspired by the song 'puttin on the Ritz'. Please enjoy! No flames…
Not mine!
[Cue Music]
Ranma and Ryoga come out all dressed up the Tendo girls in the background dressed are up as well.
Ryoga [dancing]: if your blue and you don't know where to go to
Why don't you go where fashion sits -puttin on the Ritz.
Different types to wear a day coat pants with stripes and cut away
Coat perfect fits- puttin on the Ritz.
Ranma [dancing]: dressed up like a million dollar trooper
Tryin' hard to look like Gary cooper…
Tendo girls: Super Duper!
Ryoga: Come lets mix where rock a fellas walk with sticks or umbrellas
In the mix- puttin on the Ritz.
Mousse [looking in wrong direction] : have you seen the well to do,
Up and down park avenue,
On that famous thoroughfare
With their noses in the air?
Taro [sheepishly]: Hi hats and arrow collars
White spats and lots of dollars
Spending every dime
For a wonderful time.
Ryoga [dancing]: if your blue and you don't know where to go to
Why don't you go where fashion sits -puttin on the Ritz.
Different types to wear a day coat pants with stripes and cut away
Coat perfect fits- puttin on the Ritz.
Ranma [dancing]: dressed up like a million dollar trooper
Tryin' hard to look like Gary cooper…
Tendo girls: Super Duper!
Ryoga: Come lets mix where rock a fellas walk with sticks or umbrellas
In the mix- puttin on the Ritz.
[Musical Interlude] Both Ranma and Ryoga tap dance to music.
Ranma [dancing]: dressed up like a million dollar trooper
Tryin' hard to look like Gary cooper…
Tendo girls: Super Duper!
Ryoga [dancing]: if your blue and you don't know where to go to
Why don't you go where fashion sits -puttin on the Ritz.
puttin on the Ritz.
puttin on the Ritz.
puttin on the Ritz.
[music interlude piano being played by cologne]
Shampoo: move
Ukyo: Move
[music being played by Kodatchi]
Happosai [hopping around as Taro chases him around stage]: Gotta dance!
Gotta… dance!
[Footsteps start as music begins to fade and we see a pair of feet walking to pan up so we can see Nabiki walking along listening to headphones as she hums along to the music.]
Nabiki [humming]: if your blue and you don't know where to go to
Why don't you go where fashion sits -puttin on the Ritz.
puttin on the Ritz.
puttin on the Ritz.
puttin on the Ritz.
Interesting huh? Yeah I just sorta got the idea. You should probably have heard the song before to understand anything I wrote. Thanx anyway.
A songfic inspired by the song 'puttin on the Ritz'. Please enjoy! No flames…
Not mine!
[Cue Music]
Ranma and Ryoga come out all dressed up the Tendo girls in the background dressed are up as well.
Ryoga [dancing]: if your blue and you don't know where to go to
Why don't you go where fashion sits -puttin on the Ritz.
Different types to wear a day coat pants with stripes and cut away
Coat perfect fits- puttin on the Ritz.
Ranma [dancing]: dressed up like a million dollar trooper
Tryin' hard to look like Gary cooper…
Tendo girls: Super Duper!
Ryoga: Come lets mix where rock a fellas walk with sticks or umbrellas
In the mix- puttin on the Ritz.
Mousse [looking in wrong direction] : have you seen the well to do,
Up and down park avenue,
On that famous thoroughfare
With their noses in the air?
Taro [sheepishly]: Hi hats and arrow collars
White spats and lots of dollars
Spending every dime
For a wonderful time.
Ryoga [dancing]: if your blue and you don't know where to go to
Why don't you go where fashion sits -puttin on the Ritz.
Different types to wear a day coat pants with stripes and cut away
Coat perfect fits- puttin on the Ritz.
Ranma [dancing]: dressed up like a million dollar trooper
Tryin' hard to look like Gary cooper…
Tendo girls: Super Duper!
Ryoga: Come lets mix where rock a fellas walk with sticks or umbrellas
In the mix- puttin on the Ritz.
[Musical Interlude] Both Ranma and Ryoga tap dance to music.
Ranma [dancing]: dressed up like a million dollar trooper
Tryin' hard to look like Gary cooper…
Tendo girls: Super Duper!
Ryoga [dancing]: if your blue and you don't know where to go to
Why don't you go where fashion sits -puttin on the Ritz.
puttin on the Ritz.
puttin on the Ritz.
puttin on the Ritz.
[music interlude piano being played by cologne]
Shampoo: move
Ukyo: Move
[music being played by Kodatchi]
Happosai [hopping around as Taro chases him around stage]: Gotta dance!
Gotta… dance!
[Footsteps start as music begins to fade and we see a pair of feet walking to pan up so we can see Nabiki walking along listening to headphones as she hums along to the music.]
Nabiki [humming]: if your blue and you don't know where to go to
Why don't you go where fashion sits -puttin on the Ritz.
puttin on the Ritz.
puttin on the Ritz.
puttin on the Ritz.
Interesting huh? Yeah I just sorta got the idea. You should probably have heard the song before to understand anything I wrote. Thanx anyway.