The Dog Star Sirius is so delirious; don't you wish that you were him?
The Dog Star Sirius is so delirious; you can take my word on it, you can take my word.
A small all speech fic... I was pretty much too lazy to describe anything.
The Bold is Remus
The underlined is James
The italics is Sirius
LYLAS
"James! Something is wrong with Padfoot!"
"Nonsense Sirius is fine, I saw him less than an hour ago."
"He's delirious prongs! He thinks he's in love with me! He keeps trying to kiss me! He's got it in his head that we're dating!"
"… REMUS! That is the single funniest thing I think I have ever heard you say! Paddy's in love with you! Oh god, wait until he hears this! Or is he in on it!"
"James… you've gotta hide me!"
"MOONY! My Moonikins! Musky muscular manly moony! My marvelous mouthwatering mate!"
"Please James I'll do anything just stall him while I get out of here!"
"No, I don't think so Remmy dear; that would not be very marauder like. Think of all the trouble this could cause"
"JAMES! Help me! Just please get him away"
"My moony munchkin."
"Sirius… Sirius… PADFOOT! I think that's enough with the M alliterations"
"Okay my moony muffin"
"Yeah I agree with Remus here paddy ... try some R's"
"James! Please"
"Rockin' Remus"
"Raunchy Remus!"
"JAMES!"
"Stress less moony old pal. He's drunk, had a bit too much of Madame R's redcurrant rum I'd say. Just take him up stairs and put him to bed it'll all be okay in the morning"
"Thanks Jamesie"
"Really refined Remus is reading road rules"
"Night guys"
"Night James, come on Padfoot bed time for you"
"OH YAY! Nightie night p-r-on-gs"
LATER IN THE DORMS (AFTER A BATTLE TO GET SIRIUS UP STAIRS)
"Okay now get into the bed and then when you wake up in the morning you can regret tonight fully"
"Rough Remus raunchily rawrs"
"Yes now into bed"
"R … R… R"
"No Padfoot that's MY bed, you need to sleep in YOUR bed"
"Rawr rawr rawr"
"Why on earth were you drinking anyway Siri?"
"Remus"
"You can't blame this on me"
"Round and round in my head is Remus Remus Remus"
"At least you've got over the alliterations"
"Wonderful werewolf"
"UGH!"
"I love you"
"No you don't"
"Yes I do… I love you and one day we'll get married and have lots of little pups running round because we'll do it like rabbits"
"Padfoot you are drunk and need to drink some water so that you feel better"
"Raunchy rabbit like Remus… no I don't want water I feel fine"
"Please Padfoot"
"Hee hee! You did an allit … and alliter…. one of those things"
"Padfoot you are really annoying me now"
"'m sorry Remmy"
"Its okay paddy just go to sleep and I'll see you in the mgph!"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"You just kissed me"
"Yup"
"Your breath doesn't taste like redcurrant rum"
"Nope"
"You're sober?"
"Yep"
"Oh"
"…"
"…"
"Raunchy Remus"
"My delirious dog star"
A/N: inspired by the little thing at the top…. it's off a kids show and I went a bit overboard… so yeah… comment me … good or bad