A/N: For everyone who liked 50 Ways for Emmett to Annoy His Family, I want you to know that this list will be slightly different. It will be a list (Still in two parts), but it will NOT have the little "mini" stories after a few of them. However, I would like you to know that this list WILL be put into story form shortly after it is posted, so please keep that in mind, and enjoy!!!!
A/N (to clear all THAT ^^^ up): Ok, so originally this story was called '50 Ways for Emmett to Get Suspended', and it was GOING to be in two parts. But my computer unfortunately crashed, and i lost the second part. (Not to mention that fact that i had EXTREME writer's block when i hit 35...) So, i have decided to just change to story to '25 Ways', and just start on the story version. I still want to write that part! So, please review, and check out the Story version, first part should be up by tomorrow! Thanks for ur patience and reviews! -Mel
25 Ways for Emmett to Get Suspended
Part One:
1. Come to school dressed as Tarzan (Loin cloth and all).
2. Take the liberty of dismissing school early.
3…then Steal the school's master key and lock the principal inside.
4. Flood the Principal's office.
5. Get a hold of every teacher's phone number.
6...then spend the night calling each one at extremely ungodly hours.
7. Sneak into the school at 3:30am, and fill each classroom with chickens from a certain former adventure of his…
8. Replace every faculty member's car with Hot Wheels.
9. Fill every tuba in the band room with Jell-O.
10…then stash the empty containers in Edward's locker.
11. Key every car in the parking lot (including his, Alice's, or Rosalie's) except Edward's Volvo, and Bella's truck.
12. Streak through the gym during a "Don't do Drugs" assembly.
13. Put an ad in the newspaper advertising the school for sale. 14...then show interested buyers around during the school day.
15. Take over the cafeteria for a day… (That one is scary!)
16. Transport Mr. Greene's car from his safe driveway to the roof of the school building.
17. Hire a club bouncer to stand outside of the cafeteria.
18…then have him deny access to everyone except for a few choice girls.
19. Dip his feet in multi-colored paint, and parade around the classrooms before school hours.
20. Steal the light bulbs to half of the classrooms.
21…then dress up as Darth Vader, and ask random students to come join the dark side of the school.
22. Over-polish the floors with a bit of wax, and cooking oil.
23. Take the liberty of "re-decorating" Mr. Greene's office.
24. Convert the cafeteria into a strip club.
25…then invite several teachers to come up, and dance with him. (And not just the female ones…*shudders*)