For those who have wondered what "jet fuel" is . . .
Nope, don't own 'em. I suppose I own 'jet fuel' though
This is the lost chapter of Reno and Rude's IM sessions. It more or less fits between the third and fourth chapters.
And now, you can see Reno get his own!
Reno says: Rude! long time no chat dude
Rude says: no shit partner
Reno says: what'cha been up to?
Rude says: nothin' much really. all usual shit
Reno says: missions for dothead, gettin' close ta 'Lena, all that shit, huh?
Rude says: yup. all usual shit
Reno says: I know ya ain't gonna ask what I been up to . . . too obvious
Rude says: very
Reno says: hehe, I gotta stop bein' predictable
Elena says: sits infront of Rude with the bozz. I dunno if thats gonna happen
Reno says: you enjoyin' sittin on that lap, 'Lena?
Elena says: eh. shrugs it's useful and it's fun watching him try to glare at me
Reno says: heheh. you figure out what color his eyes are yet? I still don't know
Elena says: did that a looooonnnggg time ago
Reno says: how long ago, and what color are they?
Elena says: like...a few days after we got together. and I don't feel like telling you
Elena sticks tongue out
Reno says: argh
Rufus laughs at Reno he's stomping around, acting like a spoiled child
Elena says: heheh. Rudes smirking at this. I feel like making him find out himself lol
Rufus says: "I've TRIED!!" says my second head
Elena says: well. try harder smirks
Rufus says: I think he may end up trying to storm in on you if you tempt him like that
Elena says: shrugs Que Sera Sera
Rufus says: He's starting to rant about breaking more sunglasses, this time on purpose
Rude says: reaches around Elena please tell him that if he does, he will be paying for the next dozen or so sets of them
Rufus says: argues with him about typing out his response
Rufus says: I don't think he was pleased about that.
Rude says: sits there keeping Elena from looking at some of the recent links he went to
Rude says: no. I don't think he would be
Rufus says: I may have to tie him down again to keep him from being a pain.
Rude says: snickers
Rufus says: and what links are you going to?
Rude says: ...one second sir
Rufus says: Darn, it looks like Reno's gotten loose isn't even concerned
Rude says: shifty eyes get him to get Elena out of the room
Rude says: please
Rufus says: of course.
Rude says: sees Elena getting dragged out
Rude says: I cant seem to decide which Elena might like more.
two links to rings have been removed
Rude says: your opinions sir?
Rufus says: Personally, I would go for the black diamond
Rude says: really?
Rufus says: yes. I believe she would appreciate the non-traditional rings a little more
Rude says: nodds yes...Thank you sir
Rufus says: not a problem. I had figured this was going to happen soon
Rude says: oh really?
Rufus says: yes, since both of you had been pining for each other for so long
Rude says: ...sweatdrops...how very observant of you
Rufus says: I hope you hadn't thought that the monitors in my office weren't for watching television
Rude says: only half the time
Rufus says: and I am glad that before the meeting, you'd been aware that sticking around to watch me and Reno was not . . . healthy
Rude says: Yes. I know that sir
Rufus says: I can only imagine what Tseng would have thought should he have been the one to happen upon us
Rude says: oh jeeze.
Elena says: sits back on Rude whats happening now?
Rufus says: nothing I'm at liberty to tell you, Elena
Elena says: awww...pouts
Rufus says: it is not my place to tell you. Although I'm certain you'll enjoy it
Elena says: really?
Rufus says: yes. Dare I ask what Reno did?
Elena says: nothing really. we went drinking for a bit
Rufus says: hmm, I'm surprised he didn't attempt to pry that information out you again
Elena says: oh he tried
Reno says: no luck then?
Elena says: nope! grins
Rufus says: why am I not surprised?
Elena says: because Reno never succeeds in getting info outta me
Rufus says: you're probably the only one
Elena says: grins and proud of it
Rufus says: perhaps it's also because he's reluctant to torture his fellow Turks the way he tortures informants
Elena says: touche
Rufus says: even moreso when it comes to female Turks
Elena says: oh really.
Rufus says: uncouth and arrogant he may be, but he does have his chivalrous side
Elena says: don't I know that
Rufus says: it has been . . . disconcerting at times, because he's used that chivalry on me
Elena says: cracks up
Rufus says: it does bother me sometimes . . . I should tell him to stop
Elena says: if you want still laughing
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Elena says: I'm preoccupied, shuddup
Reno says: Rude, get yer head outta 'Laney's lap!
Elena says: he's asleep.
Reno says: what, wear 'im out ?
Elena says: wouldn't you like to know, Reno
Reno says: what, ya ain't gonna call me sir no more?
Elena says: I call you what you deserve
Reno says: hey, ya called me sir before, I musta deserved it then, didn't I?
Elena says: You wish.
Reno says: ya know, I'm still second in command under dothead
Elena says: your point?
Reno says: I got power over you an I'll have more soon enough
Elena says: snort and I care personally...why?
Elena says: we don't need your ego swelling much more or you'll explode
Rufus says: because, Elena, Reno seems to enjoy lording it over you
Elena says: blinks blankly
Elena says: when has that ever made a difference?
Rufus says: You know, I never did assign a Vice President . . .
Elena says: ...but that'll take him out of field work. and he's told me he likes going on missions
Reno says: I like fuckin' bossman more
Elena says: sighs well then. that actually keeps you outta my hair more often
Reno says: 'sides, aside from bossman, as a VP (if I get it . . . no tellin') I could do whatever I want
Elena says: rolls eyes and still. I care why?
Reno says: I could putcha on paperwork duty all the time . . .
Elena says: you already do
Reno says: no, I do letcha out ta play among tha pains, hell, I even loan ya my partner
Elena says: snorts you don't loan me Rude anymore.
Elena says: I can see him when i want
Reno says: fine, I'll take all the missions from now on, and you won't get ta go shoot at punks with him beside ya
Elena says: . . .
Elena says: Reno...your slowly going on my blacklist
Reno says: hey, I only needed ta be offa it ta get ya with Rude
Elena says: hmm. oh. and wanna know something?
Reno says: what, 'Laney?
Elena says: we're now living together. and Rude is acting very suspicious...and ideas?
Reno says: hehehe, yup. I been told. and no, ya ain't gettin the info from me
Elena says: twitch I'm gonna go hunt down Rude.
Rude sits in comp. chair and there she goes
Reno says: hehehe, nice ring dude. bossman told me 'bout it
Rude says: Yeah...I'm just glad she hasn't caught me yet
Reno says: she's hella suspicious though, you know her
Rude says: Yup good thing it's offa internet and not a catalog
Reno says: . . . yeah . . .
Rufus says: Just what do you mean by that, Rude?
Rufus says: and why is Reno fleeing, bright red?
Rude says: nothing. just less things for her to get suspicious of
Rufus says: Did Reno find that catalogue I had forgotten to put away?
Rude says: yup
Rufus says: How long did it take him to figure it out?
Rude says: he had an idea since a few days before your proposed
Rufus says: and yet he still fainted? I wonder why
Rude says: yus. probably cuz he didn't think it would really happen...and in more-or-less, public
Rufus says: I see. He should have known me well enough by then to realize
Rude says: you would think
Rufus says: but the past is past, and things are what they are now
Rude says: nodds crap...she found me...sweatdrop
Reno says: hmmm, I wonder what will happen next?
Rude says: I shut her up
Rufus says: oh? the same way she shut you up?
Rude says: yup
Rufus says: so are you able to answer that question about how much you enjoy it now?
Rude says: no need to
Reno says: hehehe I snagged my laptop back . . . took forever ta realize he wasn't upset that I knew
Rude says: ah
Reno says: so how's 'Laney doin?
Rude says: shes drinking something from a very familiar flask
Reno says: drinkin' eh?
Rude says: yes...and her eye is twitching..she mumbling about 'stupid readhead..putting ideas in my head...' looks pointedly at Reno
Reno says: I didn't tell her nothin' dude
Rude says: what DID you tell her?
Reno says: I told her I knew why you was 'actin suspicious' and that she ain't gettin the info from me
Rude says: then why is she muttering about ideas you put in her head
Reno says: fucked if I know.
Rude says: . . .
Rude says: shes being my second head now
Reno says: Hey 'Lena, whatcha mean I'm puttin' ideas in your head?
Rude says: shuddup Reno.
Reno says: No, I wanna know. I ain't toldja nothin 'bout anythin
Rude says: shes swaying around I don't think your getting much of an answer except something about websites.
Reno says: ugh, I think she was just tryin ta get the info again
Rude says: shrugs shes falling asleep
Reno says: who knows? I ain't got no idea, an you don't . . .
Rude says: shes now asleep on my lap...whatever was in that flask knocked her out good
Reno says: what, was it onea my old ones?
Rude says: I think so. it's just a shiny black and silver one with a cross in the corner
Reno says: the one with tha black cross outlined in silver on leather?
Rude says: yup
Reno says: shit. how much didja see her drink?
Rude says: maybe...half the flask?
Reno says: FUCK! I ain't even able to handle half that thing! You better get her checked out
Rude says: oh shiat...you ain't gonna believe this.
Reno says: whut?
Rude says: shes not really asleep..shes still awake and kicking!...she just flipped the comp off
Reno says: what the fuck? dude, that shouldn't be fuckin possible
Rude says: it is now smirks seems we found someone with a higher tolerance than you Reno
Reno says: imfuckingpossible . . .
Rufus says: Lovely. I'm going to be out of liquor by the end of the night
Elena says: steals laptop it's possible now...and Reno? I wouldn't drink all that if i were you.
Elena says: sore loser
Rufus says: He says "shaddap 'Laney, you feckin . . . " then he resumed drinking
Elena says: your just acting like a child yah know
Rufus and Reno say: Are you sure you want to taunldskaFHGD FUCK YOU 'LENA! I'M THE GODDAMN DRINKER HERE, NOT YOU!
Elena says: says who?
Reno says: SAYS ME!
Elena says: so? drinks from flask
Reno says: GIMME MY GODDAMN FLASKS BACK!
Elena says: nope you said i could have them so there
Reno says: well I want 'em back. NOW!
Elena says: nope. you gave them to me, liquor and all a while ago. so they're mine now grins
Reno says: don't make me fuckin come down there
Elena says: like you would besides. you wouldn't be able to get them
Reno says: bet me
Elena says: no. I don't care to bet especially against a drunk
Reno says: cuz you'd lose I ain't drunk yet
Elena says: sure about that?
Reno says: you got some kinda low opinion of my tolerance alluva sudden oh yeah, and by the way, Hojo made that shit you've been chuggin
Elena says: no. but I'm talking from think how much you've already drunk outta the bozz's cabinet
Reno says: only two bottles
Elena says: of what?
Reno says: Um . . . bourbon and gin
Elena says: ...sir? how much stuff do you have in there?
Reno says: He got like, 300 bottles still
Elena says: and wait re-reads Hojo made this?
Reno says: yup, Hojo made it
Elena says: no wonder i can chugg it
Reno says: hehehe . . . you don't wanna know what's in that, 'Laney
Elena says: no...but I'm now mot surprised I can drink it all wiggles empty flask...I'm used to anything Hojo makes
Reno and Rufus say: an here I thought you didn't like mewra VSD that is quite enough of that
Elena says: not my fault I was one of those rookies
Rufus says: No, it is not, but I really do not think it was appropriate for Reno to tease you so
Elena says: what do you mean, Boss?
Elena says: Rude wont tell me anything, cuz he's asleep
Rufus says: He was about to imply that you'd been drinking something with mako in it, knowing how much you hate the stuff
Elena says: sticks tongue out didn't taste like it..it actually was pretty good
Rufus says: I believe he's simply sore that someone can out-drink him. Perhaps sometime I should challenge him to a drinking contest grins
Elena says: Go, Boss!
Rufus says: I could bring out some of the bottles he does not yet know about. Home-brewed
Elena says: Niiiiiiiiiiice
Rufus says: I believe it can also be used as jet fuel
Elena says: cracks up that would be fun to drink!
Rufus says: then maybe we should make it a three person contest
Elena says: see who goes down first?
Rufus says: Of course. I wonder if Rude would like to join in as well
Elena says: pokes Rude awake and asks he gives me a look says 'sure, whatever' then passes out again.
Rufus says: I know Tseng wouldn't. One shot of my home-brewed and he's out like a light
Elena says: he's a lightweight. what do you expect?
Rufus says: it will definitely be an interesting night
Elena says: oh yes. we are certainly out to deflate Reno's ego by the swallow don't you agree?
Rufus says: He's thought far too highly of his drinking skills for too long
Elena says: yus he has
Rufus says: I forgot, how much did it take to get me singing Shania Twain?
Elena says: a good...5 bottles of strong whiskey, or a bottle or two of the homebrew i don't remember about the homebrew sir
Rufus says: there's good reason for that. it can tend to make you forget
Elena says: indeed
Rufus says: I wonder just how my home brew would affect him
Elena says: lol. I wonder too. think he'd go down before the second bottle?
Rufus says: I doubt he'd get past the first
Elena says: that's what I mean
Everyones around the Drinking Table
Rufus says: Now that we're all here, we can see who is really the best drinker here
Elena says: grins
Rude says : . . .
Reno says: glares at 'Laney
Rufus says: Behave yourself, Reno
Elena says: looks innocent
Reno says: sighs and sags in the chair
Rufus says: Should we keep this to shots, since this is my home brew?
Elena says: I think so, sir. drags it out
Rude nodds
Reno says: still sulking
Elena says: cheer up
Rufus says: Reno, you know I don't mean to snap at you, but you are acting rather childish
Rude says: sighs com'on. Partner. it's your chance to try and drink everyone under the table
Reno says: true that. A'right, you know what proof this stuff is, bossman?
Rufus says: Proof? how does jet fuel suit you?
Elena says: snickers
Rude says: smirks
Reno says: raises an eyebrow dayum boss, you make that yourself?
Rufus says: Yes, I do. I'm quite happy with how it turns out
Elena says: it's gotta be good stuff then!
Rude says: cant wait to see how much it takes you to go down, eh?
Reno says: I ain't goin down that easy
Elena says: I know. grins
Rude smiles and leans on arms you ready partner?
Reno says: Sure thing, buddy. deal the shots, bossman
Rufus says: As you wish, Reno pours shots
Elena says: Who's gonna down the shot first? or all at once?
Rufus says: All at once. We do wish to keep this even, right?
Rude and Elena both nodds
Reno says: Right, down the hatch
all down the shots
Reno says: gods DAMN boss. what you put in that shit? coughs a couple of times
Rude says: coughs a bit that's...whoa.
Elena says: coughs nice
Rufus says: raises eyebrow there's a few secret ingredients in it . . .
Elena says: Like what?
Rufus says: if I told you, they wouldn't be secret now, would they?
Rude says: damn.
Elena says: you must drink this alot sir.
Rufus says: I'm rather used to it
Reno mutters 'shit' under his breath
Elena says: I can tell...looks at glass everyone ready for another round?
Reno says: Yup, sure thing.
Rude says: nodds
Rufus says: chuckles softly to self, hearing the 'shit'
Elena says: You say somthin' Reno?
Reno says: Yeah, I'm ready for the next shot.
Elena says: suuure. lets hav'em boss! wide smile
Rufus says: raises eyebrow again and pours
everyone downs them
Reno says: blinks at least I ain't coughin no more
Elena says: looks perfectly fine
Rude blinks slightly
Rufus says: So how do you like it so far?
Elena says: It's good!
Rude says: it's...interesting
Reno says: you know I love it, bossman smirks
Rufus says: Good. I was hoping you would. pours another shot
throws back shots
Reno says: grins I'm really startin ta take ta this stuff, Ruphy
Rufus chuckles softly
Elena says: grins this is really good stuff, Boss-man!
Rude says: It really is
Rufus says: I'm so pleased. I've usually kept this for my own usage, now I can share it
Elena says: you bet, sir! Reno..you ok? raises eyebrow at his slight swaying
Reno says: I'm fine. I ain't even close ta drunk
Rufus says: Another then?
Elena says: Sure!
Rude says: looks at Reno ...sure
Reno says: You betcha
Rufus pours another shot, trying not to laugh at Reno
Elena says: Down the hatch!
everyone downs them
Reno says: giggles I gotta get the recipe for this stuff, Ru-chan
Elena says: ...eyebrows shoot up
Rude says: He's gone
Reno says: I am not!
Elena says: you are too...you called the boss-man 'Ru-chan'...your drunk
Reno says: I'm not as think as you drunk I am
Rufus' face turns pink trying not to laugh
Elena says: cracks up o-o-oh god!
Rude says: snickers yes you are as thinked as we drunk you are
Rufus says: silently pours another round
Reno says: I'll show you . . . whichever of you is you
Elena says: calms laughter down, and doesn't look at Reno
Rude says: he's seeing double. perfect...sarcastic voice
Reno says: Hey . . . how come your name is Rude when you ain't nowhere near rude?
Rude says: blame my mom
Elena says: oh woooww.
Rufus says: Reno, perhaps you should lie down for a bit . . .
Reno says: I'm fine, serious. coughs a couple of times and blinks
Elena says: Suuuure you are, Red.
Reno says: why're we yappin when there's shots to be drank? is leaning on the table to keep from wobbling
Elena says: smacks forehead your digging your own grave, Red.
everyone downs the shots
Reno says: blinks a couple of times, then falls over sideways, out of the chair
Rufus says: I would think he's done for the night
Rude says: mutters tiiimmmmmbbbeeerrrr!
Elena says: snickers
Rufus says: That was how many shots, to bring him down?
Elena says: ...ummm...6, sir only about 2/3 of the bottle
Rufus says: and he calls Tseng a lightweight?
Elena says: no...Tseng would drop after like...a shot...trust me on this looks at Reno he's out alright
Rufus says: I know that for a fact. He's tried my home brew once
Elena says: yes. I was there, remember?
Reno says: mumbles in his alcohol-stupored sleep
Rufus says: Perhaps he should be moved . . .
Elena says: I don't even want to know whats going though his mind right now...pokes him
Rude says: sighs I'll move 'im. where to, boss?
Rufus says: The next room is fine, anywhere he won't ruin anything. Or perhaps in the tub.
Rude says: I'll do the tub...picks him up and carries him into the bathroom, dumping him into the tub and walking back out done
Rufus says: Good, now if he gets ill, I won't have to have carpet replaced
Rude says: yup!
Elena says: lets get on with the drinking.
Rufus says: Of course pours another round
Elena says: lesse who falls next grins
Rude says: I'm scared now.
everyone downs their shots
Rufus says: Scared, are you? why would that be?
Rude says: ...eyebrow twitches slightly
Rufus says: What, do you think you'll be taken advantage of if you go down next?
Rude says: ...no...I'm afraid of things missing or where I may end up when I wake up if I fall next
Rufus says: Things missing? you didn't bring anything important, did you?
Rude says: no..I don't think I did...but still.
Rufus says: I will make sure nothing untoward happens, if it helps you to feel any better
Rude says: shrugs lets just get on with this
Rufus says: Right. it's more fun without the worry pours another round
everyone downs the shot
Rufus says: pulls yet another bottle from under the table this seems to be going faster now
Elena says: nodds
Rufus says: pours another round I imagine Reno will have a vastly deflated ego when he comes to
Elena says: oh yessss nice blackmail.
everyone downs the shots
Elena says: Heheh..this is fun
Rude says: swaying a small bit
Rufus says: I imagine the things you'll have him doing will be rather fun to watch
Elena says: oh yeah. lol
Rufus says: pours another are you alright, Rude?
Rude says: I'm fine..blinks
everyone downs the shots
Rufus says: Feel free to let us know when you're done, I wouldn't want to have to try to drag you into the bathroom pours another
Rude says: sweatdrops ouch.
Rufus says: It wasn't meant to be harsh, although you are a bit larger than myself and Elena, so carrying you is rather out of the question, Rude.
Rude says: I know...I'll live.
Rufus says: Of course, I'm sure you, unlike Reno, know when enough is enough. As much as I love him, he is a stubborn fool
Rude says: prideful in what he thinks he does best too. smiles you know. even during worktime, he never takes that ring off
Rufus says: He'd best not get it damaged. fiddles with a matching ring on his finger
Rude says: he doesn't. he freaks out on me everytime we have a mission on what to do with it
Rufus says: That . . . grins makes me happy. Not that he's taking it out on you, but that he freaks out on how to keep it safe
Elena says: yup! eh..Rude, hun...you ok?
Rude says: I'm gonna back outta this...I'm gonna go sleep.
Rufus says: Alright Rude. It's been nice drinking with you
Rude says: waves and stumbles out the door don't worry, 'Lena..I'll be fine.
Elena says: don't get yourself hurt.
Rufus says: I imagine he will be fine. He is smarter than Reno when it comes to drinking
Elena says: nodds well, then. shall we continue?
Rufus says: Yes, lets pours the shot
both downs them
Elena says: this is really gonna hit Reno in the ego...both of the 'females' drank both him and Rude under the table.
Rufus says: Yes it will. But he could use a good dent in the ego for once
Rude says: finally.
Rufus says: It could be worse, he could still be here drinking, laughing that he'd sent Rude off
Elena says: sigh at least Rude doesn't drink himself into a stupor
Rufus says: Yes, in that you're lucky. But I have my own perks as well
Elena says: such as.
Rufus says: I wouldn't ever be squashed if he fell asleep on me
Elena says: actually...Rude doesn't squish me when he falls asleep on me...he's alot more gentle then he looks
Rufus says: it doesn't really change that he is larger and therefore heavier. And I don't lack for conversation
Elena says: he talks...quite alot actually...and have you seen his chats with Reno?
Rufus says: yes, quite talkative via IMs
Elena says: yup!
Rufus says: although we don't live on IMs alone
Elena says: still. we have actually had a conversation more than once
Rufus says: well that is a relief, that he doesn't always stay silent and taciturn
Elena says: yeah. It is. but I love him anyway. lol. lets finish off the bottle already
Rufus says: pours the shot just like even though he's egotistical, brash, and a little reckless, I adore Reno
they down it
Elena says: and even though he's usually a silent, kick-ass wall of steel, I really love Rude
Rufus says: Only we could make their flaws sound like praise
Elena says: of course how much left of the bottle?
Rufus says: We're on a new one
Elena says: niiiice
Rufus says: so, shall we continue? opens the bottle
Elena says: I think we shall pushes shot glass over this is good stuff.
Rufus says: pours another yes, it took me years to perfect it
Rude says: really!
downs the shot
Rufus says: Yes, a complicated blend, not easy to get right. I've tried adding some interesting things to it to get some interesting effects. I have some bottles with sodium pentethol in them
Elena says: oh good god...please tell me you have those marked.
Rufus says: Yes, I know which ones those are. I wouldn't want them to end up randomly down Reno's gullet
Elena says: who knows what he might spill. sweatdrop
Rufus says: I know far too much from him as is, since it did happen once.
Elena says: oh dear.
Rufus says: I suppose I could have brought one out if you truly wanted to know why Rude is being so secretive pours another round
Elena says: eh shrugs I'll get it out of him when he thinks he can tell me
Rufus says: I have used those bottles for interrogation purposes. As well as when I think Reno is hiding something from me. He usually isn't.
Rufus says: Although seeing him get sloppy on something I made is rather humorous
Elena says: so that's what you make us give interrogation victims a shot of!! oh geeze, that's gotta get a laugh
Rufus says: yes, that would be what I'm sending down for interrogations. Effective, isn't it?
Rufus says: and yes, it is very funny. I should show you a video of it sometime
Elena says: oh please do sir. I would love to get a laugh outta that grins
during this entire conversation they are having shots of the unidentifiable alchohol
Rufus says: I have quite a few rather funny moments of people on video. If I were feeling rather mean, I would string them together and show them to everyone
Elena says: like what sir.
Rufus says: I have plenty of tapes with Tseng's sleepwalking on them
Elena says: starts laughing did Rude ever tell you the time Tseng went to his door sleepwalking?
Rufus says: Not entirely, but Reno filled in some gaps
Elena says: the yoldeling cookies he wanted to turn into a cake.
Rufus says: yes . . . for who knows what purpose
Elena says: shrugs hell if I know
Rufus says: Then there's Reno's dancing . . .
Elena says: for real!
Rufus says: yes, that would be funny to broadcast
Elena says: yes...that would stifling laughter
Rufus says: especially considering he was nude at the time and not at his best
Elena says: starts cracking up
Rufus says: it must have been cold
Elena says: must'of...lol
Rufus says: I also have some interesting footage of Rude
Elena says: ...do I want to know?
Rufus says: I imagine the reason he was doing such things was on a dare, but it's rather . . . out of character for him
Elena says: what is it.
Rufus says: he was caramelldancing with black cat ears and a tail on
Elena says: ...wtf?
Rufus says: it would seem he was enjoying it, although that can't have been his own idea
Elena says: probably Reno's
Rufus says: undoubtedly. Drunken anyone makes for interesting video as well
Elena says: Tseng...Reno...I have drunk/really happy Rude pics.
Rufus says: I do regret not being able to use some of the blackmail footage of my father on him before he was so . . . ignominiously killed.
Rufus says: that must be a sight to see
Elena says: it is. he's laughing in most of it
Rufus says: Although it's not difficult to get at all, I do have some footage of the now-deceased executives as well
Elena says: oh really?
Rufus says: yes . . . and I always knew Scarlett was a whore, I was surprised nonetheless when she slept with Heidegger Elena says: eww.
Rufus says: yes, I should burn that tape
Elena says: please do...before anyone else is scarred for life...please
Rufus says: I have plenty of tapes that need destroying as well as others that should be shown for laughs
Elena says: need help destroying any?
Rufus says: yes, some of the ones that explain just why I despise my father so much and no, you can't watch
Elena says: I dont want to
Rufus says: shudders from the memories good. it's bad enough I have to remember that
Elena says: I never liked your father...I'm sorry you even have to be related to him in any way
Rufus says: I don't think anyone liked my father. He was the worst pig to walk the planet
Elena says: even though I'm happy he's gone...I even feel sorry for the lifestream to have to take him back
Rufus says: let us hope that he gets spat out and turned into a rock or something as such
Elena says: or a speck of sand.
Rufus says: anything that would keep him from ever affecting anyone again. I'm honestly surprised I came out as sane as I did after his . . . abuse
Elena says: I think Reno's helped alot
Rufus says: yes, he has. I'm sure if it weren't for him, I would have snapped by now
Elena says: that wouldn't be good
Rufus says: definitely not I would not want to know what I would have done in that case
Elena says: I think I hear Reno waking up...lol
Rufus says: Yes, I believe he is
Elena says: should we check on him?
Rufus says: Probably. I wouldn't want his hair to get messed up. I enjoy playing with it too much
Elena says: stands up and walks over to the bathroom geeze, Reno...sighs
Rufus says: sighs also, and pulls back Reno's hair Perhaps now you'll stop trying to outdrink everyone?
Reno groans and hurls again
Elena says: I call that a yes..sweatdrops need me to do anything?
Rufus says: I believe he needs a new shirt and jacket, and probably some coffee. Strong as you can make it, if you would
Elena says: Yus sir! leaves
Elena says (returning): Coffee's running...and I got him at least a shirt...places clothes on edge of tub
Rufus says: It would perhaps help you, Reno, if you wouldn't try to outdo everyone at everything.
Rufus says: Thank you, Elena
Reno says: weakly I know . . . ain't fun, bein the one huggin the toilet
Rufus says: You did bring this on yourself
Elena says: sigh need anything else sir?
Rufus says: I suppose one way to settle his stomach would be to supply him with more alcohol . . . smirks evilly
Reno says: NO THANKS hurls again
Elena says: laughs
Rufus says: Good, Lesson learned then.
Elena says: i would think so
Reno says: Ugggh . . . no more liquor . . . is dry heaving now
Elena says: gonna go sober for a while, huh
Reno says: the fuck're you so happy 'bout?
Elena says: nothin.
Rufus says: It would seem that being drank under the table by not only you, Elena, but myself as well, has put Reno in a foul mood
Elena says: poor Red, lol
Reno says: mutters under breath fuckin home brews. fuckin rookies . . .
Elena says: I ain't no rookie anymore, Reno. you know that
Reno says: Fuckin blondes! there! deny that one, 'Lena
Elena says: blonde and proud of it.
Rufus says: wiping some of the nastiness off of Reno's face Do you really have a problem with blondes, Reno?
Reno says: shit . . . No
Elena says: smiles need anything I can grab for you before I go check on Rude, Reno?
Reno says: some aspirin - 'bout twenty of 'em
Rufus says: You are not overdosing on aspirin, Reno
Elena says: laughs and pops 2 aspirin into her hand here.
Reno says: takes the aspirin this ain't gonna hardly cover this headache
Elena says: you'll live. go to sleep. it'll help
Rufus says: The trick, my dear Turk, is to keep drinking water. That will ease your headache faster
Reno says: Then gimme a lake ta drink, cuz this thing ain't goin away any time fast
Elena says: it will. you've gone through worse. 'member?
Reno says: yeah, mission injuries . . . but this . . . lays down on the cool tile what is in that stuff?
Elena says: ...it is...stuff for all I know
Rufus says: There's more to it than I can explain to you in this state. Perhaps once you're not hung over
Elena says: sigh I'm gonna go check on Rude
Reno says: aright. how much he beat me by?
Elena says: a good...4-5 shots
Reno says: fuuuuuck . . . I should just hang up the towel on this one
Elena says: ...it's good to have your ego deflated every once in a while, Reno. It was getting to big
Reno says: weakly flips off 'Lena
Rufus says: Knock that off. It was too big.
Elena says: someone agrees with me
Reno says: looks piteously at Rufus was I that bad?
Rufus says: Yes, you were. Sorry to say it, but you were
Elena says: sighs have fun...leaves to go check on Rude
Rufus says: gathers up the mess that is Reno and hugs him You really should stop doing this to yourself