Once upon a time the dollar crashed.
Prices skyrocketed.
The President of Bikini Bottom did not do anything to fix this, and everyone exploded.
Meanwhile, SpongeBob came home with a single loaf of bread that cost him $31.
"GARYYYY! I'm ho-"
Gary was dead. SpongeBob turned on the TV, stepping over his corpse.
"The ocean dollar has officially collapsed," said the fish head, not giving a crap.
"Oh noes," said SpongeBob, also not giving a crap.
Russia Bottom bombed Israel Bottom, and SpongeBob was left behind. He sat in his house until he died seven years later.
