Once upon a time the dollar crashed.

Prices skyrocketed.

The President of Bikini Bottom did not do anything to fix this, and everyone exploded.

Meanwhile, SpongeBob came home with a single loaf of bread that cost him $31.

"GARYYYY! I'm ho-"

Gary was dead. SpongeBob turned on the TV, stepping over his corpse.

"The ocean dollar has officially collapsed," said the fish head, not giving a crap.

"Oh noes," said SpongeBob, also not giving a crap.

Russia Bottom bombed Israel Bottom, and SpongeBob was left behind. He sat in his house until he died seven years later.