Another Weird But Not F-d Up Truth Or Dare
Harry looked out the window and saw….rain. Nothing but rain. Raindrops falling in sheets to meet the grounds of Hogwarts.
"I am so bored!" he complained, turning and walking over to where Hermione and Ron were playing chess, or rather, Ron was playing, Hermione was trying to make her pieces stop eating chocolate and play.
"So am I," said Hermione, looking up. She sat back in her red plush armchair, and closed her eyes, then sat back up, opened her eyes, and grinned. "I know! Why don't we play Truth or Dare?" she said excitedly.
"Yeah!" said Harry, smiling. Ron just looked confused. "What's truth or dare?" he asked. Hermione looked at Ron like where-have-you-been-how-do-you-NOT-know-about-it. "What?" Ron asked, misunderstanding Hermione's look as one of confusion. Hermione rolled her eyes. "We'll explain later. In the meantime, let's gather players." She cleared her throat, pointed her wand at her throat, and said, "Sonorus!" Suddenly Hermione's voice was as loud as if she had been speaking into a microphone. "Alright!" she yelled. Everyone turned and looked at Hermione.
"Okay," she said a little sheepishly. "Um, well……we were wondering if anyone wanted to play Truth or Dare," "We will!" yelled the Weasley twins. "Ok….anyone else?" asked Hermione, looking around the common room. Neville and Ginny walked over. "We'll play," said Ginny. "Only 7 people?" asked Hermione, sounding disappointed. "Hey 'Mione……let's get some people from other Houses to play!" said Harry, sounding excited. "Yeah!" exclaimed Ginny. "And, let's ask the teachers! I'm sure some of them will play!" Everyone looked at Ginny, then slowly started to grin. "Alright," said Hermione, looking slightly apprehensive. "Well…..how about Harry asks the Hufflepuffs, Ginny'll ask the Ravenclaws, Ron can ask Draco, and I'll ask the teachers." The Weasley twins looked sad. "Hey, we wanted to ask the teachers," complained George. "Yeah, well….."
Half an hour later, Harry arrived back at the common room. None of the Hufflepuffs wanted to play. Ginny came back too. No Ravenclaws either. Ron came back with Draco following behind him. The 8 of them waited for another 15 minutes, and finally, Hermione arrived back with Dumbledore, McGonagall, Madam Hooch, and Snape behind her. "McGonagall's playing?" asked Ron, astonished that the strict teacher would participate in such a game. "Completely against my will," said McGonagall, overhearing his remark. At Harry's questioning look, she shrugged. "Ro forced me to," she said, pointing at Madam Hooch, who had just settled herself down on a cushion. Madam Hooch looked up and caught Harry's eye. She winked, and went back to trying to force McGonagall on to the cushion next to her. Finally she succeeded, and silence fell. Harry looked around. "Well….." he said, a little awkwardly. "I suppose you all know why we're here," An echo of 'yeahs' went around the circle. Snape just glared. "Ok, so…..I'll start………I'll spin the bottle, whoever it points to, I'll ask truth or dare, you'll pick. No rules, except……." At this Harry grinned. "If the person doesn't want to do the dare, or tell the truth, they will be forced to be the slave of whoever asked them the question, for…….dun dun dun…….1 whole week." Harry grinned, and spun the bottle. It went around and around, and finally landed on……..
…..Dumbledore. "Alright," said Harry, with a completely evil smile on his face. "Truth or Dare?" Dumbledore smiled, and said boldly, "Dare!" "Okay……" Harry said. He smirked. "I dare you to……" he thought. "Yes! I dare you to sing Crazy For You, by Madonna," Dumbledore looked happy. "Ok….but I don't know the lyrics," he said hesitantly. Hermione pointed her wand at him, and murmured something, and suddenly Dumbledore began to sing Madonna's Crazy For You. Everyone cheered when he sat down. He spun the bottle lightly. It landed on Neville. "All right, my boy, what is it? Truth or Dare?" asked Dumbledore to Neville, who was now shaking from nerves. "Well….T..t..truth, I guess," he stammered. Dumbledore grinned, and popped a Sherbert Lemon in his mouth. "All right…..who is the object of your affections?" Neville blushed. He tried to say something, but no words came out. He blushed again, and looked down, gulped, looked up, and whispered, "Luna Lovegood." "Ooohhhh," said the twins, giggling and punching each other. "Neville's in lurrrvvveeee," they sang. Neville blushed again, and spun the bottle. It landed on…………………Ron.
"Ok, Ron, truth or dare?" he asked, a bit more confidently, because the twins had finally stopped punching each other and singing, "Neville and Luna, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G," "Well…." said Ron, looking nervous, because he really didn't want to sing, but he also didn't want to admit that he had a major crush on Hermione. "Dare, I guess," he said uncertainly.