Hello, people! This is my new fic, sorta like a Hiei reality series... Basically, Hiei is introduced to some interesting things and ideas, and he starts experimenting. My character Ari is in here too, and her friends, so... I hope you enjoy. If you do, tell me in a review. If you didn't like it, tell me in a review. Why did you/or didn't you like it would be great.

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Ari was sitting at her computer, looking completely bored. Hiei came up behind her, peering curiously at the screen. "...Hn."

"Sims." Ari said, bored. Click.

"Stupid ningen games." Hiei prodded her. "I'm bored. Entertain me."

"I'm bored too." Ari sighed. "Wanna try playing?" She turned to face Hiei, who blinked at her.

"I don't want to play stupid ningen games..." Hiei growled at her.

"Just try." Ari stood up, and made Hiei sit in her chair. She gave him a basic tutorial, and built him a Sim.

"It's ugly..." Hiei remarked to her. "Can I kill it?"

Ari nodded. "You can." She explained two ways to do that. Starvation, and burning.

Hiei frowned. He started playing. And he got addicted.

Ari came in a few hours later, and heard Hiei yell, "DAMN RABBITS! You'll destroy my plot for the LAST time! YOU'LL BURN!" She peered at the screen, curiously. He'd trapped the rabbit in a walled enclosure, and made his sim grill until the space caught fire.

Ari blinked. "Hiei? How many Sims have you killed so far?"

"12." Hiei said, not taking his eyes off the screen. "And 5 dogs, and 13 of those stupid cats all over the place."

"You KILLED my strays? My stray cats and dogs?" Ari blinked.

"Yeah." Hiei nodded. "WHAT THE F-? How DARE you flirt with my sim? You slut! DIE!" Hiei took the door off the room, and Ari sweatdropped.

"Hiei? Maybe you should take a break from the Sims..." Ari suggested, cautiously.

"No. How else can you kill them?" He asked her, finally looking at her.

"Drowning..." Ari blinked. "Build a pool, and get rid of the ladder..."

"YES! But not as much fun as burning." Hiei said, turning back to the game.

Ari walked away. She shuddered slightly. So much simulated death. Shortly after, Kurama came by to watch Hiei play.

"Sims?" Kurama asked. Hiei nodded.

"Lots of simdeath?"

"I don't know. But I do know I'm about to roast their asses." Hiei remarked, and the grill that was inside the house lit fire. The sims gathered around it screaming. He smirked. "The only way to throw a house party."

Kurama laughed. "I like to throw a big party, invite the whole neighborhood, and then burn them. Then you can start over with the stuff still inside the sim houses."

"I don't care about the stuff." Hiei said. "Damn, I'm out of money for more cabinets to burn."

"Go to a different house." Kurama suggested.

Hiei nodded. "Alright."

Ari contacted Kurama at the end of the night. "Hiei's starting to scare me. He's killed 30 sims today, and he won't talk to me..."

Kurama frowned. "He's just having fun. It's not like he can kill real people."

Ari nodded. "Right."

The next day, Hiei came storming into the kitchen, mad as a hornet.

"What's wrong, Hiei?" Ari asked.

"Stupid ningen game..." He growled. "My sim died! For no damn reason! I'm done playing that worthless ningen crap!" And then he stormed out. Ari let out a sigh.

"Lesson? Never let Hiei play games where you can kill people with no consequences." Ari sighed.