Author's note: I do not own The Sims 2(well, I own the game but not the rights), X-men: Evolution, or X-men, or anything with the same likes. Though I would like to…if someone knows of how I can earn these rights, that would be awesome. (Pause) No? Really? Aw man…well, enjoy this one shot.
Oh, also, I would like to give credit to kurisuchie2kimi because without her this fanfic would not be written because she helped brain storm a lot of these ideas with me. I love you!!!!!
Ok, now I'm really done this time, enjoy!
Lance lay on the couch staring at the ceiling. Taking a deep breath he said, "Man, there's nothing to do…"
Pietro, who was channel surfing said, "We could tease Toad…"
"That's a good idea…hey," Lance sat up, "Where is Toad?"
As if on cue that's when the door burst open and there was the sound of Todd huffing and puffing as he came inside, dragging in a computer. "Look what I found!" Toad exclaimed as he dragged more of it inside so people could see it.
Freddy came downstairs and lifted the computer and all its parts into his arms. "Where did you find it?" Freddy asked.
"In a dumpster," Toad explained. "Can you believe it? Now let's set this baby up in my room!" Toad leapt up the stairs and Freddy followed after him. Lance and Pietro stayed where they were, watching quietly.
"Well," Lance started, "that was different," Pietro nodded, and turned back to channel surfing.
"Toad's been up there for a week now!" Lance exclaimed, "What could he possibly be doing up there?"
"He found The Sims 2 still in the CD drive of the computer," Freddy explained. Everyone looked up as Toad hopped to the top of the stairs.
"Hey! Come look at this!" He yelled down then hopped back to his room. Everyone looked at each other then went upstairs where Todd was staring at the neighborhood on the screen.
"Wow," Pietro said, "This is pretty nice…hey, what's that?" Pietro stole the mouse and clicked on the nicest house there. "Oh…my…god…is that…you…and my sister?" Pietro freaked, "and are those kids!"
"No!" Todd shouted, clicking off the house, "but that's not what I wanted to show you anyway," Toad clicked on the smallest house there. Pietro's eyes widened even more.
"Is that Mystique and Magneto?" Lance asked.
"Yeah, isn't it cool?" Toad asked, obviously not seeing the sheer look of horror on Pietro's face. Toad clicked on the house and waited for it to load. "See, Mystique's pregnant, and she had some cheesecake so she should be having twins," Todd explained. The house loaded up and Toad grinned, "Now watch this" Toad said as he clicked on Magneto's face and then used Magneto to click on Mystique, and told them to make out.
Pietro's look of horror came back again. He turned around and covered his eyes "You're sick Toad, sick in the head!" He then zoomed out to lie on the couch.
Lance laughed a bit, "Hey, aren't you worried about Mystique finding out?" Lance asked.
"Nah, besides, what's the worse that she'll do?" Sim Mystique then decided to have her babies. "Here come the twins!" Toad cackled evilly, "if it's a boy and a girl, I'm thinking of naming them Lance and Kitty,"
Lance looked at him, "Ew man. Pietro's right, you are sick in the head," He turned and walked out.
Freddy laughed and then turned as a shadow moved over him. He swallowed hard and got up and snuck out. Todd laughed as a blue baby boy was born, "Ha! Another blue boy! Don't drop this one off a bridge, Mystique!"
Pietro lay on the couch trying to get the sick image of his father making out with Mystique as Lance was channel surfing on the floor. They both looked up as the sound of a girlish scream and then a computer crashing out a window was heard.
"Hm…" Pietro said, "That was different…" Lance nodded and turned back to channel surfing.