Chapter 1:normal day
Sonic was playing halo 3 for xbox360. He just shot some enemy and tea bagged his dead body. "Oh yeah I hope that makes you angry." said Sonic talking to himself. The sad thing is that Sonic is in story mode. It has been 25 years since he finished off egg man. Sonic is now 38 and he lives with his wife and son. Sonic heard the door open. "Oh crap"! Said Sonic. Sonic turned off the system and ran upstairs in his room and locked his door. Sonics son just got home and he went over to his xbox360 and felt the back." DAD WHY WERE YOU PLAYING MY SYSTEM"!!! Screamed Darin. Sonic was upstairs hiding under the bed sweating. Darin pulled out an axe and headed for his dad's door. He started swinging and the door busted open.
Sonic was under the bed sweating harder then ever." I wonder where he can be". Said Darin lying. He looked down and his foot was all wet. Darin looked over toward the bed and noticed a big puddle of sweat leading under the bed. He swung and torn the bed in half. Sonic looked up and screamed. Darin chased Sonic around the house until he got tired. He then went upstairs and started his homework. Sonic decided to go over to his neighbor Tails house to play halo 3.
Later at Tails house Sonic was once again tea bagging a story mode enemy." Sonic you do know that's a story mode enemy right?" asked Tails. "Yeah I know I'm just lonely." said Sonic." Well Cream and I will be leaving soon to go out to dinner.," said Tails ,"so how long are you going to be here. "I'm just staying here until my sons asleep", said Sonic." Well Sonic at least your married"' said Tails, "I'm still having sex with Barbie dolls." Wow your life must suck", said Sonic." So did you get that invite to Knuckles wedding", said Tails trying to change the subject." Yes I did and that's really sad how you tried to change the subject", said Sonic." Well are you going", asked Tails."Yeah I am" said Sonic", But Im not bringing Darin, remember what happened at the last wedding I brought Darin to?"
{Flashback}
Darin is wearing a wizard hat and hes on top of a big building holding the groom by the leg. The cops are at the bottom of the building looking up." SAY IT", screamed Darin . "OK, Ok your wizard hat is cool. "cried the groom
"Well I should go back before my wife comes home", said Sonic. And he got up and left Tails house. He got to his front door. He took a deep breath and opened the door bracing for impact.