"Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid," Sam said, punctuating each word with a poke of her finger to Freddie's arm.
He rolled his eyes. "What do you want?" He shrugged his arm away and put his backpack by his side to keep from getting poked.
"Nothing. Just reminding you."
"Thanks." Freddie looked around the Groovy Smoothie. "Where's Carly?"
Sam shrugged and proceeded to unzip Freddie's backpack. "I don't know. It's been like a half hour." She scoffed as she pulled out anti-itch cream. "It still itches?" she asked, waving it in front of his face.
"Give me that!" he growled, grabbing the tube from her hands. "It's--"
"Precautionary," Sam finished for him, rolling her eyes. "Everything is."
"It's not my fault my mom's so paranoid."
"Whatever. I'm calling Carly. She should've at least warned me she would be late. You're more boring than a dying log."
Freddie sighed as Sam pulled out her phone, preparing for a sea of complaints from her when Carly picked up. Instead, all he heard was, "Carly, where are you?...No, I'm stuck sitting here with Freddie....Since like six thirty!...Yeah, at the Groovy Smoothie....What? You said...Ugh, fine. See you later."
"Well?"
"She 'forgot.' "
Freddie was shocked. "What do you mean she forgot? She never forgets our smoothie night!"
"I know! Did you not understand my air quotes?" Sam exhaled. "She said she was at a movie."
"With Chris?"
"Mmhm. Douche. She spends too much time with him. Hasn't she ever heard of bros before hoes?"
Freddie chuckled. "You know he wears tighty whiteys?"
"You're kidding! You don't even wear those!"
"Totally serious. I have gym with him."
"Do you like it?"
"Like what?"
"Having gym with him."
Freddie narrowed his eyes at the blonde. "I'm not gay."
"I didn't say that. I meant, 'is he crap at sports and makes you look good.' But since you seem to have a guilty sexuality conscience...you admitted it, Rainbow Pants."
This time he poked her. "Hey, guess what."
"Humor me."
"I hate you."
Sam scoffed. "Hate you, too."
Yeah, this was pretty much written because...I don't know. Just felt like writing something short. It'll probably be ignored, but that's okay.
Review, if you like. (: