Twilight 911
Esme: I'm so sad my hubby had to die like this!
Alice: its ok mom he was high we had to!
Emmett: yeah who knows what trouble he could've gotten into!!!
HALF A YEAR LATER
(GETTING BACK FROM HUNTING )
Edward : I feel so happy !
Esme: what do you mean ?
Edward: what I mean is I'm so happy because I can go see Bella!!
Esme: oh now I know what you mean
Edward: yeah!! !bye mom!
At Bella's House
Edward: (rings doorbell)
Charlie: (opens door)
Edward : is Bella here?
Charlie: No.
Edward: where is she ?
Charlie: shes on a date with Mike Newton.
Edward: Oh !
Charlie: yup he's a really good boy!
Edward : well I better get home.
At home in the backyard
Edward: (calls Bella)
Bella: hello?
Edward: screams why the heck are you on a date with Mike Newton!
Bella: (whispers in Mikes ear "ill be back hun")
Edward: BELLA TALK RIGHT KNOW
Bella: jeesh chickie hold your horses
Edward : its no time for jokes !
Bella: that's why you cant even take a little joke (hangs up)
Edward: what the ?? (checks phone to makes sure she didn't hang up)(thinks she doesn't love me?!!)
Find out what happens in chapter 2!