Hi Guys, It's ME! ZA-flame-lord!
*Flame geysers burst out of the floor behind the author*
So, the reason i was update this is that a certain oc keeps on nagging me and I have to type another fic to shut him up! . .
(Scene start!)
*The author was busy card battling people at his local card store, until he got bored and checked his story*
Vent: Ugh . .more people like my successor's story than mine
Author: Shut up, it's the reader's opinion so you can't change it.
*Vent mutters something that the author couldn't comprehend for some reasons *.
*Sometime later, the author hold his head in pain as he felt his head suddenly felt heavy during a match*.
Author: Vent! Let me focus on this damn match!
Vent: Author, I just got an idea for adding my popularity-
Author: DUDE, LET ME FINISH THIS MATC- OH SHIT, ITS NEXTAGE!
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Random kid at the store: triple critical torigaah(No, this isn't a typo.)
Author: SHEEEEEEET!
*Random "dinosaurs having a climax" shouts [?] and Mlg air horns can be heard in the card shop*
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Author: Geez, thanks for making me lose*Smacks his own head to injure Vent*
Vent: Ow!
Kise(And his four "children") and Beats: HEY, WHAT DID WE DONE WRONG?!
Author: Woops, I was aiming at Vent. Sorry guys.
*That night, the screams of author's agony can be heard as he spend his night being attacked by his Oc's special move*
Author: Alright, tell me your damn idea Vent.
Vent: I want to be in another story.
Author: . . . .what?
Vent: You've heard me Author, make me another fanfic with me as the main Oc.
Author: . Umm . . .type of story?
Vent: ANYTHING. JUST LET ME BE THE MAIN OC OF THAT FANFIC OTHER THAN AN ADVENTURE STORY, I WANT TO BE POPULAR! A
Author: Are you that desperate for a spotlight?
*Vent nodded rapidly*
Author: Geez, did you lose some screws because your waaay out of your character -_-, and What if I say no?
Vent:*Pups up his gun blade* say something author?
Author: Fine, Give me some time.
*At the same night, Histy attacked the author mentally for using her signature emoticon speech patterns*
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Now if you have any questions about my Oc's specifically or in general. Pm or leave a review. I'll try to answer it as legit as possible.
Also, I only own the story and the Main Oc, Vent. While other references here belongs to their respective owners. Now that I said the disclaimers. . .
STAND UP, MY FANFIC (?)
Notes:
(Author rants/ Bullsh*ts!)
Thoughts
"Speaking"
*Dank sound effects*
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"-With that said, we hope that all of you enjoy your time in Hyper dimension School!" The speaker shouted as everyone clapped their hands and went for their own classes.
Me? I'm now staring at this" Registration form "I got days ago
Dear Mr Vent.
We are happy to announce that after a long period of time. We have decided that you have passed our entrance exam with flying colors! U)/
Before 3'pm. Please submit a hardcopy of this message. We will provide you with student uniforms and equipment's after the opening ceremony.
With regards
Histoire
"Welp, here goes something new "I said as I went up from my chair along with the other students in the hall and walked away.
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So, the author had probably told you about me . . . But I think it would be better if I explain myself in details.
The names Vent. I'm your typical 11 year old kid in a normal neighborhood. I'm around 4,9 foot tall with rather fair skin, but now it's a bit darker thanks to the amount of outside moments at the summer.
Why do I have to go out during summer: My parents!.
Well, I was raised poorly . . .maybe abuse would be more proper to me as my body was forced to endure things a toddler shouldn't do yet. Which might cause you to cringe heavily. If that's not enough, they disappeared without a trace long time ago, leaving me with all the bills and taxes to this poor kid who skipped 3 years of education just to clean up their mess.
Appearance wise, I'm pretty much your standard person with black hair. The only difference would probably go to a streak of blue hair close to my forehead, the author will probably show you my face soon enough. (*Sigh*)
I would normally wear a black sleeveless sweater and a baggy sport pants. But now I'm wearing the school attire which contains a white collar shirt with long sleeves reaching my arms, and was covered with a black sleeveless sweater and a matching black trouser equipped with armored boots.
I can't understand why I need to use the last one thought. But at least it gives me the cool vibes despite the weight being a bit out of hand (Yeah, right. A bit).
The opening ceremony ended minutes ago, and I was surprised to see that the principal . . . . was surprisingly tiny in terms of size and everyone seems to treat it normal . . I didn't pay attention that much, but she's probably a prototype for some latest new motion figure system or something. . .But I'll never know it for the mean time.
As if that's not surprising, the amount of student here is around 60 people . . .i guess, and Most,maybe all of them except me are girls!
Man, I did sign up for this school because of my family issues, they offer free scholarship, free dorms with 3 meals a day for free, and their slogan manages to catch my interest (Success beyond dimensions). But I didn't sign up to make a Harem. . Whatever that term was called.
And also . . .i . . .don't remember what grade I was before i went busy with clearing my debts. So I started here with that reason too.
Now to my current situation: I'm tracking my classroom listed with my letter, which listed room I ran through this long ass corridor that makes me felt like i ran around a soccer field for ten laps, But I slow down each time there's a turnover because of my awareness to a certain cliché about someone ram towards others from the other side and we might cause a ruckus.
"103 . . . 102 . . .101- Ow!"My leg stumbled on something and I fell to the ground face first rather hard. Ouch, what the hell was that?
The next second, all my anger vanished as I saw a girl with dark iris hair sleeping peacefully in the hallway. She wears the exact uniform I'm wearing except that she uses purple and a skirt . . . and why is she wearing a pair of weird looking bear slippers?
"Zzzzz" Sheet, what do I do? If I wake her up, she'll probably be angry at me- Ahh, screw it!
"Um-"I shook her from her back"- Hello? Would you please wake up?" She responded by snuggling before her head rise up slowly like a zombie reanimated from the dead.
"Hmm?" She slowly gets up. From the looks of it, she probably lacks sleep, maybe she's one of those perfectionist that stay up all night to get straight A's.
"*Yawn*good morning world~" Or not, she's a bit too lax for a perfectionist. She looked around and soon noticed me. "Huh? . . . Who are you?" She yawns again before she stands up.
"Errm, someone who probably wonders why you're sleeping in the hallway?" She looked at me confusingly, but changed into a warm smile seconds later.
"Oh . . . I'm Plutia. It's nice to meet you "i felt my face heat up as I realized that her voice is . . . somehow welcoming with that slow and soft tone.
"O-oh, N-nice to meet you too. Plutia" I tossed all my questions to the window as I felt the urge to bang my head now that her voice was forever recorded in my brain, dammit brains and hormones!, we're here to pass this school with colors.
This Plutia girl has been silent for a while now, staring left and right as if she lost something. "hmm, is something wrong, Plutia?" she then stared at me with a confused look.
"Um . . .I'm supposed to find room 101 . . ."Oh, she's my new classmate?
"Well, we are already outside the room-"I pointed at the door in front of her with "101" sign pinned in the window."Heeee!" She shouts in surprise. I nearly slapped myself in the face, she's a real ditz.
"Well, I Guess I'll go in firs-"
*Bruk!*
I quickly looked back to see her fall again. .Wait, is that why she's been lying her in the first place? "Oi, Plutia? Wake up!"I shook her body from the sides, but she's not budging a single inch. "Geez" I groaned as I decide to carefully lift her with the bridal style and went inside the classroom.
Which I regret soon because everyone at the room stared at me with different reaction as soon as I entered the class: four children looked at me plainly while the other two blue haired girl: One with a futuristic headset and another with a red college attire stared at me with redden face.
"S-sorry" I quickly dashed to a desk near the window and positioned Plutia's sleeping body in a chair and sat down at a desk behind her.
"W-well, it seems like we have two more students who come late-"She adjusted her glasses"-Now, would you mind to stand forward, today we're introducing ourselves" I hastily stand up and tapped Plutia once before I stand in front of the teacher.
The more I stare at my class mates, the more I feel like I entered the wrong class . . . is it because I'm in one class with toddlers?(THEY'RE NO ORDINARY TODDLERS , THEY CAN REKT U IN A MATTER OF SECONDS!)
"U-um, Hi. The names Vent, I-its nice to meet you" I sighed as the teacher behind me tapped my back and offers me a pen and an attendance book. I quickly signed the book and returned to my seat to wake Plutia up.
"Nice to meet you Vent, I'm Mina, your homeroom teacher" I nodded before I continued waking Plutia.
"Plutia, Wake up" a lazy yawn escape her mouth as she slowly stood and walk like a zombie. Man, she couldn't stand still in that state, she wobbles right and left just to keep herself up.
" . . . .Hi everyone, I'm Plutia, . .Um . . .I hope we can all be friends "Her slow paced speech seems to be capable to attract many people to La-La land . . And for a second I thought she would slept mid-sentence, and everyone else seems to think the same as they sighed in relieve.
"Okay, today we are going through the introduction period, I hope all of you will be good friends" and with that, Ms Mina left the class room" and you can only leave to the restroom, Understand"
"Yes, Ma'am" We shout in a sync as the door shut itself and everyone surround Plutia's table like insects attracted to a lightbulb in the night.
"Hey, it's really Putia!" Man, everyone here knows Plutia well."Ehehehe . .It's nice to meet you two again, Ram and Rom"I felt a mixture of happiness and sadness deep inside me.
Seeing that no one's going to talk to me, I decide to be the loner guy and moved my seat to the far edg-
"HIYAAA!"I was cut off by a strong hit on my stomach and I was thrown to the ground.
*Crack*
That's definitely my spine.
"Ouch" I grabbed my stomach and went to the source of the force. "Yay, I did it~" I see with my eyes a young kid with a yellow student uniform standing in where I sat seconds ago with a happy laugher.
"Hmm?" She's rather . . . hyperactive. I can't help but felt a bit of jealousy, maybe I could have a happy cheerful life like this girl. She soon starts giggling one her own which creep me out.
"You look funny" Wha-
*Grab* -t?
*Pull*
"FUUUU!"I yelled as the yellow heard girl pulled my bluish hair. She's now laughing harder as I struggled to keep my hair in check, which was responded by more force on her pull. "AH, Peashy! You're not supposed to do that?" a friend of her shouted from afar as she throws some pencils towards Peashy-
*Slice*
All I can do is stare horrifically as bits of blue hair falling from my hair like dried leaves from the pencils sharpness. I felt like my world just ended and decide to ignore incoming approaches by sitting in the desk in a sleeping pose like what Plutia did.
"Hey, Play with Peashy more!" this Peashy girl poked me with a sharpened Pencil. I only hid my face in the desk, staying stil-
*Jab*
Sure enough, I felt like something entered my sides and pouring out of my body was some red liquid we all know as blood. I suddenly felt dizzy and immediately lumped down to the ground
Alright, I figured out that I'll end like this eventually. Mom and Dad, I'll book you a place in hell soon(?). . .
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". . . . ." am I in heaven already? If so, it's rather dark here? Oh shi, maybe this is hell instead!
". . .w-"Hmm? I can hear voices coming from somewhere beside me. Is it the grim reaper?
" . .w-ke up" Ugh . .what? I can't hear your clearly.
" . . . .wake up!" That voice! Plutia!
"Hwaaa!"I felt someone hugged me from the sides, which caused me to wince by the stunning amount of pain I got. "OW-OW-OW-OW-OW!"Sure enough, I woke up in a bed with the sight of white walls, Peashy hugging me tightly by the sides and Plutia stares at me in relieve while hugging a plushy of – wait, Me?.
When did she craft that plushy? And why is my spine shaking in fear?
"what . . . happened?" I asked weakly as i can only hear the sobs in my sides, which belongs to Peashy who is now holding my sides tightly in a hug like manner while holding her tears. "Peashy is so sorry!" she shouts loudly near my ears.
"OWOWOW, P-peashy? C-calm down and tell me w-what happened actually?" I was taken aback as everyone from class 101 was here . . . .well, at least what I thought was everyone.
"You were stabbed trough the sides by a pencil-"a light brown haired girl around Peashys age says in a surprisingly mature tone for someone her age, and why is she wearing an oversized blue jacket with childish accessories? Anyways, she stands away from the chair and walked towards Peashy.
"So we have to bring you to the infirmary, dummy" another toddler stick her tongue out while her . .counterpart tries to heal me with a greenish light? Okay, this is creeping me out.
"-and Peashy, what did we told you about hurting people" Peashy lowered her head in guilt as tears continued to flow from her head. "I'm telling this to Neptune"
"No!Not NEPTUNA!" Peashy whined louder than ever as her friend mentioned. . . Nep. . . .Tuna? What kind of name is that? Whoever it is, things won't end well for peashy if he or she knows that she nearly murdered someone.
"Okay okay, I forgive you Peashy" I guess my experience from my part-time jobs caused me to develop way too much kindness for my own good.
Peashy fixed her mood quickly as the gloomy atmosphere around her vanish and was replaced by a bright and cheerful attitude. "Yay, I still get Nep puddings!" Oh, at least we're not going to be enemies.
Just then, a pink haired nurse appeared from the door with . . . .Oh god, is that a giant Syringe? "It's time for your medicine" . . . Shet, anything but those stingers!.
"Ah-"I quickly jumped from the bed"-I-I'm okay Ma'am, please let me go" The pink haired nurse gives me a confused look.
"Are you sure? You do have a impaled Kidney, one ripped stomach-" she said it with a rather cheerful tone. And we all pretty much sweat drop and I felt m stomach swirling in disgust.
"I-I'm fine Ma'am, I'll go back if I need to. Catch ya later" All of us fled from the medical room while leaving the confused nurse in the room.
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After that incident, I went back to my seat
*Poof* Hey, who's blowing a paper stra-
*splat*
Someone shot me a spitball in my cheeks. "O-oi!" I yelled with a slight amount of piss as the two . . . .perfectly identical twins, one with light blue sweater and the other used pink, giggled and ran away rather fast.
Minutes later, the blue counterpart who healed me in the infimary approached me rather shyly, by the looks of her face, she's very nervous.
"Um . ." She seems to try her best to collect the courage to say something.
"is something the matter?"
"We're sorry" We? What happened to your other half?
"Well, I wouldn't mind the prank though . . .but okay" the toddler flinched. "eh . .do you like pranks too?"
"As long as it's not grieving others, than I do" She seems to be confused." What's the difference between them?"
"you can tell that by the reaction of the person" She nodded understandingly after I gave a brief explanation. "Okay . .I-I'll try not to grief others again"
"O . .kay"I sweat dropped. She immediately ran out of the door after she introduce herself. "I'm Rom . . .i'm the twin sister of Blanc with Ram "Once again I sweat drop, this time by the "Uniqueness" of their name.
"Wonder if they're named after computer parts?"(dude, If they know this . you're going to end up like one of your successor*Cringe heavily*)
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The bell rag, which signaled for lunch time. I decide to leave the whole group in the cafeteria while I go to a place called the rooftop. Yeah, roofs are better than cafeteria because the fresh natural air sooths your soul, and the view here was nice. A nice combination for a relaxing place.
"Ahh, Peace at las-"
"Vent!-" I stopped as I heard a signature speech pattern from behind. I looked back to see Plutia waving her hand, and the others entered the roof from the door. Well, there goes my time of peace. "Come and eat with us!"
"Oh yeah, sure" I hid my annoyance with a smile and decide to join them. "So, weren't you guys supposed to eat at the cafeteria?"
"U-um, t-that's-" The girl with a headphone popped out from Plutia's back, she seems to be scarred of me. . . . maybe because of what happened this morning since I saw her blushing along with Ms Mina"-b-because the c-c-cafeteria i-is way too c-c-crowded" Someone should give this girl some morale boost.
"Okay. . . .Um-"
"f- . .5pb" That's some. .interesting name you got there.
" . .Nice to meet you, 5pb" I offered her a handshake, and after we did. She immediately withdraw to Plutia's back almost instantly.
So I change my focus to the other classmates and see Peashy munching a whole pudding in a single bite. She soon saw me and greets me with the most cheerful smile a toddler her age could do.
"Hiya, Bento~!" B-Bento?
"Um, It's Vent. Peashy" How the hell does anyone mispronounce names like that? But remembering that she's a toddler, I guess I can tolerate her.
"But Bento is easier for Peashy to remember-" . . . Really? Man, that sucks when you have memory issues.
"Okay, you can go with Bento" Peashy once again quickly switched her mood into a cheerful one.
"Yay~, then you can call me P-ko" . . . seriously? P-ko? Where have I heard this?
(Um, Bok-)Oh yeah, now I remembered. Thanks mysterious sound from the sky.(*Facepalm*)
"O-okay, P-ko" Peashy brightens up more and stuff rolls of sushi from her bumble bee lunch box into her mouth. Damn she eats fast.
"Hehehe~ P-ko and Venty are already best friends" Plutia acts all cheerful despite her way talking could make people fall asleep. "I wish we could be best friends too, Vent" I swear that if this keeps up, I'll end up in the hospital because of high blood pressure, I can't help myself but felt that her voice . .and her s-smiles are adorable.
"Yeah, I hope so" I chuckled and decide to open my own lunch box.
" , , ,"and the next thing I saw annoyed me like no tomorrow:
A booster pack from a certain card game was strapped inside my lunch box, and as I took it off the lid. It also sticks a message for me
Vent.
Take this booster pack and hopefully you got yourself that secret rare card you've been searching for
Your Bro
Kise
(I swear it Kise, your going to get your ass kicked soon enough)I crumbled the message into a paper ball and throw it into the trash bin. I remember that this leech owe me 70 dollars for a pack years ago. I'll be sure he'll pay it with his demise!
Okay, that last part was a joke: I don't really want his demise. But at least give me back my 70 dollars!
"Vent . .what is that thing in your hand?" Plutia's suspicion pretty much pulled the others attention into the booster pack I was holding into.
"Um . . . this?"I hanged the booster pack in my hands and everyone stared at it with mixed feelings of curiosity and confusion.
"Yeah . . .it seems pretty interesting . . . .and who are those people?"Plutia pointed at a guy with a swirly red hair, brown haired child. And a man with a golden armour.
"They're from an anime . . .and this is just 5 random card I'll get" I replied as I ripped the pack without destroying the inside-
Wait, that hologram-!
I quickly spread out the five cards out of the pack. "Holy!" Holy shit . . . .T-this cant be the .IT'S THE DANK SECRET PACK!(fuck you!)
"I- I can't believe my luck" I keep staring at the five cards in bliss, I felt like all my worries and anger washed off and was replaced with joy.
"Um . . .Vent . . . what are these cards?"Plutia and the others kept on staring at them too.
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Knowing that you readers might be bored how I explain it, I decided to skip to their conclusions.
" . . . .I see, this card game . . .is your hobby" Plutia concluded with her half-asleep brain, well she took about 5 minutes to conclude the whole explanation." . .it sounds fun . . .lets play together sometimes" . .Okay, whats this bad feeling I suddenly got.
"Um . . . It looks cool!"Peashy jumped happily as she took one of the cards from my hand. Which I sighed in relief cause one more card to the right and she'll pick the card that I was desperately looking for.
"I don't know about it . .But I guess it looks rather cool, right Rom?"
"Uhuh . . I think this will be fun. . .Lets invite Big sis Blanc too" The twins cheerfully discussed something.
" . . . .i-it sounds . .i-interesting"5PB replied from Plutia's back. Man, someone should really help her personality.
*Riiing*
Crap, it must be the end of the lunch session-.
*Wuush*
W-wha! When did everyone dash away? and . . . there wasn't even a dust or anything left on the floor. It's like they weren't here in the first place!How the hell is that even possible?
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I rushed back to room 101, only to find out that everyone's not here. "Crap!"Was the thing out of my mouth as I dashed trough this long-ass corridor looking for my classmates.
"Damn, where are they-"I quickly stopped as i see everyone formed a line in the main hall, receiving a locker key and A WEAPON?!
Holy shet, they authorize weapons here? A futuristic ones in fact, ranging from crappy-looking sword to high-tech shiny rifles. As much as how I found it cool, it was also confusing at the same time, what kind of activity this school has to offer that requires the student to use FUTRISTIC WEAPONS!.
"Hey! Get in the damn line!"Someone, who might be a senior student, shouted from the front lines. Which made me flinch, man did I went deep in thought that long?
"S-sorry" I quickly ran to the far end of the line, with a red haired girl in front of me.
"You're a new student here, right?" She quickly turns back facing me.
"Y-yeah, the names Vent"
"I'm Falcom, an adventurer" Why is an adventurer attending this school? But either way, she must have her own reasons for this like me. So I decide to ignore it and we shake hands for a friendly gesture.
"I-it's nice to meet you, Falcom. I'm Vent" I hid my face with a smile and offer a handshake to her which she accept.
"So, you're that male student everyone's been talking about-"Oh man, i'm screwed if rumors about me spread. "Tell me if it's either a good one or a bad one" She chuckles lightly.
"Everyone's pretty much on the neutral side".
"Thanks, it's a relief to hear that" I shivered as I remembered the Last time I had a bad one, it didn't end well for both me and my classmates.
"I can see why" She chuckled as she moved forward, following the line as it shortens the distance to the counter.
"Anways, have you thought of your first weapon?"
"Err, not yet"I chuckled embarrass.
"You do know that we have our first battle simulation next week" What the heck? Battle simulation?
"What?"
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So the principal has asked us to line up based on our class after everyone pick their choice of weapons. Me? I choose the gunblade.
Now back to the lineup: apparently my class has the least amount of students compared to the other two. I don't know if I should felt relieve or the opposite?
I looked up to see the same . . . small hologram of the girl with some cyber fairy like clothing's, and this time she appears to sit atop of a flying book . . .Well, Good game science.
"Now, since everyone has picked up their equipment: I will hand you all an assignment-" The next sentence make me question my choice of picking this school.
"Customize your weapon and master a battle style, in a month, we will return to Gamindustri!" The hall was filled with shouts of excitement from everyone except me, who only stares blankly in confusion
What kind of school did I end up in?
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Alright, that's a rather good place to stop. And to be honest I have no idea where this is going!*Throws out a bunch of scribbled paper*
Anyways, leave a review (it will go to Vent instead of me . . .) to improve this Fanfic, he'll try his best to . .well, make this story enjoyable.
The flame lord: Out!