I do not own anything in this. The loud house is owned by nickelodeon and this fanfiction falls under fair use. BTW, I altered Lincoln and Ronnie's age to 17, because I would be considered creepy for keeping then 11...maybe, I don't know.
Most people believe dealing with an older or younger sister is hard work, and they'd be right. But no one has it harder than lincoln loud. As the only boy in a family of 10 girls, it can be pretty rough getting through each day, especially with only one bathroom. This weekend however, was completely different. There dad was going on a business trip in Colorado and their mom was taking all 10 girls on a trip to the pink palace, the #1 mall/hotel for any need a girl would need, which meant lincoln had the house all to himself for the whole weekend.
"Are you sure your okay with this sweetie", his mom asked.
"Don't worry mom, i'll be just fine" Lincoln said in a calm deminior
"well, if your sure, theres enough food to last the weekend and you can have 1 friend over if you like, understood" his mom said in a more assertive tone
"it's okay mom, you and the girls just have a good time" lincoln said
" alright then my little man, come on girls were leaving" mom said, not wanting to be late for their reservation
"WE'RE COMING" they shouted.
(this will be in order from lori to lily)
" by twerp"
"see ya lincoln"
"have fun bro"
"i got you some traps in case of christmas burglars"
"just don't mess with my new hokey equipment while i'm gone"
"best of luck on the cold lonely nights"
"bye lincoln"
"bye lincoln"
"let me know if my retro-mutagen changes color while i'm gone"
"pfffffffffffffffffffffffff"
"alright, love you sweetie" His mom stated before pulling out of the driveway
"bye mom" lincoln said
he waved goodbye until they were all out of sight
"YES" lincoln shouted, he dashed inside and crashed on the couch
"finally, a whole weekend to do whatever I want, i'll call up clyde and... oh yah, he's out of town for band camp, well great now what" Lincoln thought it over for a bit, and it hit him
"i know, RONNIE", lincoln shouted and grabbed his phone
dodadodadodadoda
"hello ?", ronnie anne asked
" Hey ronnie, it's lincoln"
"LINCOLN, it's good to hear you, my family is out for some dumb movie festival some i'm alone for the weekend"
"Really, i'm alone for the weekend too, my family's off at some new mall/hotel"
" So can I come over?"
"I'd be offended if you didn't"
"Alright,i'm on my way"
Despite them having a very rocky "preteen" type of romance, the two had been secretly dating for nearly a year and a half. They could sit together at lunch, go to the movies, or a park at night, but they had to keep it secret to avoid Lincoln's sisters from finding out and likely ruining it.
20 MINUTES LATER
Lincoln was relaxing, playing zombie bashers 3, until he heard the door bell ring
" Coming"
"LINCOLN"
"RONNie"
they had a light kiss and ronnie came inside, with a duffel bag.
"Whats with the bag?"
"Oh well, since we have free weekends without parents, i'd figure we could spend the weekend together, is that okay?"
"sure, I don't mind"
She set her bag down and they went into the kitchen for something to eat.
"I got some pizza if you like"
"Sure, i'll have 2 slices"
"alright then"
Lincoln heated up the pizza and they sat down and chowed down
"so how have you been lately"
"I'm fine, school's been pretty boring but thankfully i've got you to look forward halfway through.
"AWW thanks"
"Although to be honest, I still expect a prank everytime I see you"
"I don't really know how to react to that"
"Don't worry, I got over it, at least when my black eye healed"
"sorry about that"
"It;s cool babe"
once they finished up they headed to the living room for some video games
"Do you have mech mashers 2"
"Just got it last week"
"sweet"
45 MINUTES LATER
"phew, I keep forgeting how good you are at fighting games"
"thanks"
"uuuhhhhhh, it's getting kind of late, i'm gonna turn in"
"eeeeewwwwwww"
"WHAT"
Lincoln looked down and saw charles had urinated on the couch
"charles, bad dog, very bad dog"
after he put charles in his kennel for a time out
"Sorry ronnie, you wanna sleep in one of my sisters beds"
"Actually I had something else in mind"
"And what would that be"
"Is it okay if I sleep with you"
"Wait, you mean you, a girl, sleep in my bed"
"Is there a problem with that?"
"well, i've just had a bad history of kicking, drooling, farting, and glitter whenever I had to share my bed with my sisters"
"Relax Lincoln, I'm your girlfriend, it'll be fine"
"Well, okay then"
they headed up to Lincolns room
"Wow,your sisters really know how to trash this place"
"Tell me about it,"
They made it to Lincoln's house, it was still as cramped as always
"uuhhhhh, i'll see you in the morning Ronnie"
"Ummm Lincoln, could you turn around for a minute"
"Why?"
"Ummmm, I don't want you to see my pajamas, there ugly"
"well, okay I guess"
lincoln turned around while Ronnie "got into" her "pajamas"
"Okay you can turn around now"
Lincoln turned around and saw that Ronnie was already in his bed, distinctively that she was covered by the blanket all the way up to her chin.
"You cold?"
"uh yes, I'm really cold"
"okay?"
"Well, goodnight"
"Goodnight Ronnie"
3 HOURS LATER
Lincoln was half awake as he saw a shadowy figure walking back from the bathroom
"what the..."
Lincoln flipped the light switch
"AAAWWWWWWWW"
it was ronnie anne, butt naked
"AAAAWWWWWWWW"
"TURN OFF THE LIGHTS"
Lincoln quickly hit the switch, obscuring his view of his bare bodied girlfriend
"Why are you awake at this hour"
"Why are you NAKED"
"Alright, i'll talk"
"Just please grab a towel first"
"okay"
Lincoln waited about a minute, still trying to get over his girlfriend flashing him
"Alright, you can hit the lights, i'm covered up"
Lincoln slowly hit the lights and he saw Ronnie again, but she had a towel on this time
"Alright Ronnie, explain the whole"nudity" thing"
"we have been dating so you deserve that, i've secretly been sleeping in the nude for almost 5 years. I just feel so constricted and uncomfortable wearing pajamas. I used to just sleep in my training bra and underwear, but after a few weeks I just decided to sleep without clothes"
"Sooo, are you a closet nudist"
"well not really, just when i'm sleeping"
"okay then"
Ronnie started to snivel and well up some tears
"I.m sorry, I feel so weird and ugly"
"I don't think your ugly"
"You screamed when you saw me"
"well that was more the shock that you WERE naked, to be honest I didn't really get a good look"
"huh, yah"
And suddenly an idea popped in Lincoln's head
"hey Ronnie?"
"yes"
"would you feel better if I...joined you"
"what do you mean"
"What if I slept naked too"
"your kidding right"
"well no, i'll strip if it will make you feel better"
"really?"
"yah, I read comics in my underwear so this won't be too weird"
"well how about we ease ourselves and make this less akward"
"What do you mean"
"I mean we turn around, you take off your clothes, I drop my towel, and we face eachother so it isn't as weird, if your okay with that"
"well okay"
they both turned around and got ready to shed their attire. Lincoln unbuttoned his pajama shirt, slippied his pants off, pulled off his socks, and stood there for a minute. Was he really willing to let someone other than his family see him nude. He did care about her, but was this really the right time to be doing this. He kept on thinking, until he heard Ronnie's towel hit the floor.
"If Ronnie is brave enough to show me her body, then I should be brave enough to show her mine" Lincoln thought
and with that, Lincoln slid off his underwear, leaving him as naked as his girlfriend behind him
"You ready Ronnie"
"on the count of three, we both turn around"
"okay"
1
2
3
they both quickly turned around, and nothing could have prepared either of them for what they saw.
Ronnie saw Lincolns naked body. His skinny frame, fairly tan skin, freckled chest,and huge erect 7 inch member
Lincoln saw Ronnie's naked body. Her firm body, big hips, huge D breasts with freckles right above them, her erect tan nipples, and her completely shaven slit.
The only thing that either of them could say was:
WOW
"So Linc, what do you think?"
"Ronnie you look...AMAZING"
"Aww thanks, you don't look so bad yourself"
"uhh thanks, so I guess we should get back to..."
Right as Lincoln walked towards the bed, he tripped over one of lana's trucks and fell onto Ronnie, their faces meeting in a kiss as they hit the floor. They were both blushing bright red once they had realized what happened.
"Ronnie, i'm sorry, are you okay"
"Yah i'm fine, just...well"
"well, what?"
"look down"
Lincoln looked down and saw...he was groping Ronnie's chest, each palm had a handful of her boobs. Once he realized what he was doing, he quickly leaped off Ronnie
"Ronnie, I just...Uhh...I..I"
"LINCOLN"
"WHAT"
"It's okay"
"Really?"
"Yes, in fact, I liked it"
"Wait, you did?"
"totally. Its hard to explain, but it just made me feel so good, kind of tingly all over"
"didn't we learn about stuff like this in advanced biology"
"Yah I think the section was called "sex education" where we learned about human reproduction"
"yah, how my "body part" is meant to go inside yours"
"WAIT, are you suggesting that we "mate" with eachother"
"WHAT, Ronnie, its too early for this"
"Oh, thats a shame"
"What do you mean?"
"well, while we were taking this section in class, my brother bobby taught me a few things about sex. He told me that making love should be reserved only for the person you care about more than anyone else. Its a sacred act that only the person you cherish most should give you, and the person I care about most...is you Lincoln"
"You mean it?"
"I couldn't mean it anymore. Lincoln loud, I want to make you feel good"
"Well if you care about me that much, I guess a little "mating" wouldn't hurt
"if we do it right, then it will do everything but hurt, except for me but only for a bit"
"Wait, if we do this, then won't you get pregnant"
"But didn't they say they could prevent this if the man wears protection oe=r if the girl takes a pill, I think it was called..."
"Birth control"
"Yah, how did you know?"
"My mom said that she would start taking it after lily was born"
"Smart"
" I know, she probably still has some in her room"
"well go get some"
"on it"
3-5 MINUTES LATER
"Alright, here you go"
He gave Ronnie the pill and she swallowed it in one gulp
"Alright, you ready"
"Are you sure we should do this?"
Ronnie then proceeded to Lincoln and gave him a deep passionate kiss, pushing the genitals against eachother and causing a "distinct" effect to happen to Lincolns
"Yes, I am"
"well, let's do this"
They both climbed into bed and started to make out passionately, both occasionally moaning because it felt so good. After a minute of kissing, Lincoln grabbed Ronnie's breast and began to massage them, while Ronnie grabbed and proceeded to squeeze Lincoln's butt.
"Are you ready for me to go in?"
"not just yet"
"Huh"
"I wanna try this trick my brother told me about, he said he found it online"
"what is it?"
"you'll see"
Ronnie then broke their contact and went under the covers. Lincoln just watched her move around until she stopped halfway through
"Okay, now I need you to face with your body pointing up"
"Alright"
Lincoln turned from his side to where his tip was pointing up under the blankets
"now what?"
"now this"
Ronnie opened her mouth up wide and in one instance,,,put Lincoln's entire length in her mouth, beginning to stroke him
"AWW, Ronnie what are you doing"
"Can't talk, working"
Ronnie kept putting his crotch in and out of her mouth, using her tongue to lick and grease his member. All the while Lincoln was moaning like mad since it felt so good. He tried to stay in place so she wouldn't stop but it was hard with so much pleasure building up in his body, especially with the organ she was stroking.
"Ronnie, my crotch feels weird, I think I'm gonna blow"
"Good"
with this knowledge, Ronnie began to speed up, so fast that she almost choked on his tip. Lincoln's moans were getting even louder at this point. After a few more strokes, Lincoln came the instant Ronnie pulled her mouth out to catch her breath. Ronnie came back to the top of the covers. Both of them were panting from that insane experience.
"Wow ronnie, how did you learn how to do that"
"My brother showed me a video, I think it was called "porn" or something"
"well, now do I put it in?"
"not yet, you still owe me"
"owe you?"
"yah, gave you a "blow job", now you gotaa even it up and give me one"
"but you don't have a member, you have a hole"
"so use your tongue"
"MY TONGUE?"
"hey, I did it for you"
"but I don't wanna put my tongue where you pee"
"don't worry linc, I clean it thoroughly, besides you owe me"
"well, okay"
"Just do what I did and move your tongue around the outer walls'
"alright"
Ronnie set herself up just like Lincoln did, while Lincoln set himself up like she was
"are you ready?"
"you bet I am"
Lincoln spread Ronnie's legs, stuck his tongue out, and dove it straight into her clit. Lincoln started to lick and swirl around the inner walls of her most precious organ. Naturally, Ronnie was moaning and moving her legs, even more than Lincoln was. Her moans were so loud that she had to cover her face with a pillow to muffle the sounds so they wouldn't wake the neighbors. Lincoln took notice of Ronnie's movements and kept her hips in place, moving his face as close into her body as possible. This caused Ronnie to move her legs together.
"Lincoln, keep going, im close"
"you got it"
After another minute of swirling and blowing into her whole, Ronnie came right in Lincoln's face, somehow missing his mouth.
"Oh my gosh, i'm sorry lincoln"
"no no, its fine" he said as he wiped her load off of his face
"you sure"
"yah, but NOW is it time"
"you've earned it"
"so you mean?"
"yep, stick your member in me"
"YES"
Ronnie positioned herself on the bottom, resting her head on his pillow. Lincoln then climbed up and positioned himself on top of her, with the tip of his member touching the outside of her cave.
"I'm warning you, it's gonna hurt when I break your hyphen"
"After that much pleasure just from a blow job, it'll be worth it"
"Okay, just brace yourself"
They gave a small kiss and grabbed each other's hand. Ronnie gave a quick nod and Lincoln slapped into her hips in one quick thrust. She screamed as a result, having to bite down on her arm to try and muffle the noise
"RONNIE"
"It's okay, I just need a minute"
After about 2-3 minutes of waiting, she gave Lincoln a nod, signaling him to go to work. Lincoln began thrusting in and out of her slit. Their moans getting louder the more Lincoln thrusted. He noticed hoe much Ronnie was moving while he was thrusting particularly her breasts. He then proceeded to grab and massage Ronnie's boobs again, while Ronnie simultaneously grabbed and squeezed Lincoln's butt again
"Lincoln, faster please" he allowed this request, thrusting as hard as he can. He could feel their breath speeding up and time slowing down around them, Their love making creating a huge crack in the wall.
"Lincoln, i'm close"
"Me too Ronnie"
And after a few more powerful thrusts, they both had reached their climaxes, their juices flowing all over their hips. Even after he cmae, Lincoln still stayed inside Ronnie"
"Wow, that was amazing Ronnie"
"yah, I can see why you have 10 sisters now"
"oh hahaha very funny"
"Lincoln"
"yah?"
"I love you"
"I love you too Ronnie Anne"
They both gave a deep passionate kiss and fell asleep in each others arms
THE END