The Greatest Copy Ninja Ever
"Hey have you heard? That the Greatest Copy ninja will show off at the 'Celebrities Talkshow' next Friday?"
So, that's what happen in the world. Everybody is talking about it recently. The greatest copy ninja ever…
At Friday before the Show… At the 'BLEACH Community base' …"Hmm… I wonder if he could copy my ability." Said Ichimaru Gin
"Woah! No Way!" Said Genzai
"Yeah, maybe you right, pop" said Gin
"Hoo… how 'bout my Getsuga Tensou, huh?" ask Ichigo to his friends
"Hmm… Maybe, but mine is the greatest! My 'Daiguren Hyorinmaru'." Said Hitsugaya Show off
"Awww… don't you feel embarrest for yourself shorty?" said Gin
"Teme…"
"Allright… let's sit down and watch will ya?" Said Momo
"This TV is hugee…." Said Rukia
"Yeah… great isn't it" Momo answered "Shirou you're the best!" hug Hitsu
"Get off me!!!"
(sweatdropped)
Then the other friends ( Orihime, and others…) sit down quietly and watch the show…
In the 'Naruto's community base'…Everybody come to see Kakashi on TV don't believe that they have one…
"Shoot! Kakashi-sensei 's the only one who's invited to the show!"said Naruto loudly
"Hhh… but Naruto I think I've heard that Kakashi-sensei has copy another 500 abilities you know…" said Sakura Sigh…
"Hnn… Let's see if he could copy our jutsu's" Said Sasuke calmly
"Hmm… I bet he can't copy my 'Hakke Rokujyuu Yonshou' or even Hinata-sama's 'Shuggo Hakke Rokujyuu Yonshou'. Never." Neji smirks
"Uuuh…" Hinata's a little surprised that Neji could say that words.
"Hey! But he will never copy my 'Oodama Rasengan'! NEVER you hear! NEVER!!! Believe it!"
"Hnn… try again dobe. He wouldn't copy my 'Goukakyuu No Jutsu', you hear." Said Sasuke avanging Naruto's word Can't say Chidori 'cause he teach me that… Shit…
"Aw… that's not nice, Sasu-chan" said Itachi
"Hnn… whatever"
"He wouldn't copy my 'Tsukoyomi' right?" asked Itachi
"Hnn… ask yourself" said Sasuke cold
"Aw… hidoiii…"
"Um… by the way, do you think he could copy the Hokage's abilities, huh?"
"Naahhh!!!"
"How 'bout yours Gaara?" asked Naruto
"Hmm… No way…" answer Gaara
"Hmm… let's just watch shall we." Said Temari to all of her friends
There are, Kankurou, Kiba, Shino, even the fifth hokage, Tsunade; the ANBUs and the other
But… someone isn't here… hmm…
So… that's what the other anime characters had been talking about recently… What do you think huh?
Shin Makoku Blood Pledge Castle"My… oh… my…" said Gunther
"Hohoho…" Cherry just laugh as always
"I don't believe it! Cherry-sama, you have a TV at this castle?!" Ask Yuuri surprisely
"hahaha… I bring one back when I went home from earth, Heika…" said Conrad
"Don't call me Heika! Hmm… copy ninja huh? How cool is he?"
"Hmph! He wouldn't copy my fire abilities!" Said Wolfram surely
"Hmm… he can't copy the Maou's abilities, can he?" ask Conrad
"Hmm… Nope, don't think so!" said Yuuri Lalala… Shibuya Yuuri Harajuku Fuuri… hahaha…
"Yeah, right. He's a ninja after all… he won't be able to use any of magics!" Said Wolfram
"Yeah? OK, Let's watch!" said Murata
Even Shouri, Greeta, Hube, and the other r' watching
Ueki's Community Base"Whaaat?!!! A copy ninja that can copy that many abilities is exactly exist?!" said Mori panickly
"Shit… will he copy my abilities?!" Said Robert Hyden
"Nah… I bet he hates your abilities, Robert" said Ueki calmly
"You think so Ueki?" Robert smirks Fire of anger beside him
"Aww!!! Would you two just shut the hell up?!" said Mori
"Man… you're tough Mori" said Ueki
"Yeah right…" said Rinko "Let's just watch"
"Hhh… don't think you got the 32 inch TV Rinko" said Sano
"Uuuh… well…"
There you have it… many people talk about it. Even the Dragonball characters, Blackcat's, even the Tenipuri's Star and also One Piece's character… All that you know… just think about it haha…
At backstage
"Kakashi are you ready?" ask one of the crew
"Yeah, anytime… but let me finish one chapter of this book" said Kakashi calmly
"How long?"
"an hour"
"You're death."
"OK, I'll make it 5 minutes" supersonic reading
"Uuh… yeah… right… just… make sure you're ready, OK"
"OK…" answer Kakashi
"Man, he's tough." Said the crew
"… hmm…hmm.." Kakashi still reading he's favourite book. So what… that's his best hobby after all…
5 minutes later…
"Allright! You ready Kakashi?" ask the produser
"OK…"
"Lighting OK! Camera Stand by! And… START!!!"
Opening theme "Go" by Flow
Host : "Yeah! You rocks Flow!"
Flow members : "Thanks…"
Host : " OK! Let's start the show, I'm your host Yuuichi."
Auddience claps
Host : "OK, let's welcome our star today at Celebrities"
Kakashi : "Hmm… hello all…" (waving his hands)
Kakashi fans : "Yeah! Kakashi you rocks!" (cheering for Kakashi)
"What?! Can you believe it?! Kakashi sensei have a fan club!" said Naruto surprisely
"Hmm… too good for that guy." Said Sakura
(Everyone just nodded for aggrement except Sasuke n' Gaara Good boys, hahaha)
Host : "Ooh… so this is the newest fanclub… 'Kakashi fansclub'. OK, Kakashi
what is your comment about this?"
Kakashi : "Don't expect this, but…" (waving at his fans)
Kakashi fans : (some fainted) "Yeah! Kakashi we love you!"
Host : "Right… well to the main point, Kakashi can you show some of the
abilities that have you copy, now?"
Kakashi : "Sure… ……………… Hey, Itachi, don't get mad on me…"
"WHAT?!" Itachi shocked
"I think he's about to use your jutsu, Itachi" said Kisame
Kakashi : "Sharingan, Tsukoyomi!"
Host : "What the?!! AGHHH!!!!"
Kakashi : "Sorry, I'm carried away…"
Host : "I think I'm gonna die there! Be careful next time will ya?!"
Kakashi : "Hnn…"
"Don't copy me!" said Sasuke
"Hmm? Did he really copy you?" asked Naruto
"uuh… welll…."
Kakashi : "Don't think I copy you Sasuke…"
"hahaha… He got you, my dear brother!" said Itachi, laughing
"Tch…"
Host : "OK, to the next abilities… hmm… I'm a little curious about 'an ability
that called 'Ikorose Shinsou' you know…
Kakashi : "Oohh… that lame ability?"
"Curse you!!!" said Gin angrily
"Calm down…" said Genzou
Host : "hey don't called it lame…"
Kakashi : "Shall I prove it?"
Host : "Yup, but to this manequine, not me!"
Kakashi : "hhh… right… hiah! Ikorose Shinsou!!!"
"What the?! He… he… copy my ability perfectly! OMG" Gin fainted
"Agh!!! Gin get hold on yourself!" Genzou panicked
"hhh… will you heal him Orihime?" ask Rukia
"Umm… OK…"
Host : "Wow! That was amazing!!! Superrrific!!!"
Kakashi : "yeah…"
Kakashi fans : "YAY! KAKASHI YOU ROCKS!"
Host : "Hey, could you copy Britney Spears dance, Kakashi?"
Kakashi : "Pervert…"
Host : "hey! Just asking here!"
Kakashi : "Ofcourse! Here let me show you…"
Then he start danced, crazily and the dance is hot… the childrens eyes was being closed by the adult, including Naruto, Sasuke, Gaara, Ichigo (hey?!) and Yuuri… also Greta and the other 'kids'
Host : "Oh… Shit… That was… real hot… but… since it was you… Ughh…"
(threw up)
Kakashi : "Hhh… I'm only proving it Okay?!"
Host : "Yeah, right… "
Kakashi : "Soo… any request?"
: "Me!!!"
Host : "Hmm…? That looks like…Jiraiya-san!!!"
Jiraiya : "Yeah! That's me!"
Kakashi : sigh "What's your request then?"
Jiraiya : "Hehehe… I want to see 'Harem no Jutsu' please" (camera stand by
on Jiraiya's hand)
Kakashi : "You got it! … Kagebunshin no Jutsu! (Bunshins appear) Sexy No
Jutsu! (Turning to womans and… you know what the appearance like
right?) Hiaaahhh!!! This is my master piece! Harem No Jutsu!!!"
Host : "What the?!" (Nosebleed, fainted)
Auddience : Fainted
Jiraiya : "Wow!!! That's Hot! Keep still Kakashi!!! Heehehe…" (that pervert…)
"What theee……" Naruto fainted by shock of his special jutsu has been copy
"Hmm.. poor Naruto, but… that pervert is there… I see now, why he isn't here…" said Tsunade rubbing her face
"Shiiittt……" Itachi n' Kisame fainted
" Hnn… Soo… this is the easiest way to beat him huh? Should I practice this jutsu, huh? Stupid jutsu…" (hey what were you thinking just then, Sasuke??? Hehehe…)
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"Yuuriii!!! Stop seeing it!" Wolfram closed Yuuri's eyes
"Hey?! Wolfram?!!!"
"You too Greta!"
"eh?"
"I think you too Wolfram!!!"
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"Ichigo?! Great! There he is… fainted… oh man… he's too young to see" said Rukia "now there are two…" Rukia sees the other fainted too
"Ohh… what a pain… Orihime? Will you?"
"hhh… guess it can't be helped…"
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"Hey, Mori what are you doing?" Ask Ueki innocently
"Shut up and don't try to use your talent to see!"
"Hmm… that ain't bad…" said Robert
"Robert?!" Rinko gasped
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So that happens to many people except the adults and pervert people, or the girls.
Host 2 : "Because the host is fainted, and so are the auddience, we'll continou
this next week. See you again!!!"
Ending song "Emotion" by Rie Tanaka
Host 2 : "see you next week at Celebrities Talkshow part 2… hahaha…!"
OWARI
A/N: well… there you go… what do you think? My first English fanfict thoug… so
Sorry if there ae many mistakes on the spelling or grammar… hahaha… not too important right?
TalkshowYuuichi: Hehehe… how's that Kakashi?
Kakashi: Man, what a pain
Shikamaru: Don't ever copy me!
Jiraiya: Good show Kakashi… hehehe… good photo here…
Kakashi: Welll… hh… sigh
Jiraiya: I'll send you the newest Icha-icha Paradise after it finished!
Kakashi: Wow! Really?!
Sakura: (sweatdropped) by the way Yuuichi, why do you make it like that?
Rukia: Yeah! Orihime is exhausted from all the healing he done
Rest of : (Nodded)
BLEACH Com.
Yuuichi: hahaha… Good one, right? Im' sorry for Orihime but…
Orihime: Hidoi…
Yuuichi: Hey! Don't blame me… eh… I… mean… uh-oh…
Other BLEACH + NARUTO+ UEKI + Kyou Kara Maou Chara ready to punch Yuuichi… except the fainted one…
Yuuichi: GYAAAAHHH!!!!
(Hospitalisation needed…)
Review please………. Thanks
No one was harmed during this fanfict was made… ))