Me: Hello! I am making a very silly story because I'm sick, at home, by myself… Anyways… Let's begin!
NOTE: In this story they will call me Gir, and my friend Jenie. AND the little kids in this story are all about seven.
Disclaimer: I own nothing, you hear me, nothing!
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I was sitting on my couch when the madness began
DING-DONG
Gir: Who is it?
DING-DONG
Gir: I'll be right there!
DING-DONG-DING-DONG
Gir:*Yanks door open* WHAT! *Sees a very official looking man with six kids behind him* Oh, hello.
Mystery Man: Hello, I was wondering if you would like a baby sitting job.
Gir: Uhhh… Ok?
Mystery Man: Ok, here is my phone number; I'll be back in a week. *Disappears into thin air*
Gir: What the…*Looks down at kids* Um, ok how about we start with your names?
Red head kid: Hi! I'm Wally, that's Robin, Kal, Conner, Megan, and Artemis, and is that a cat!
Gir: Yes. How about we go inside…
Robin: Awww~ but I want to pway with the dog…
Gir: No, my dog doesn't like kids that much… *Sees Wally poking my cat with a ruler* Wally! Stop she's not… *Wally gets clawed in the face* declawed…
Wally: *starts balling like a baby and scratches heal*
Gir: How did you… * Sees Megan flying around chandelier* How are you… *Conner punches a hole in the wall* What the… *Slaps forehead* Duh, Wally, Megan, Conner= YJ. Wait! They're from YJ! I need back-up! *Pulls out cell phone*Jenie, I need a favor… Yes right now… Are your parents home... Good, good… do you have enough food to feed an army… K, I'll be right over! *Puts cell phone back* K kids! Pile in my car!
Robin: But there's not enough room.
Gir: Oh boy…
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I know, I know it stinks. But I'm soo board.
P.S. reviews make great medicine AND birthday presents!