"Zetsu, Zetsu! What are we doing today?"
Zetsu sighed in annoyance.
"We're going to eat you. No, we're not. That wasn't nice. I don't care. Anyway, Tobi, today we're going to be doing some history. No! I want to do literature! But Leader said to teach him History. Screw Leader, we're doing literature. Fine."
"Yay! What's first?"
"Um… okay, in literature, there's this thing called theme. It's, well, it's it's what the story is about. Honestly, you suck at this. Sorry, but I'm not a literature freak like you. Hey, I heard that! You were meant to. Tch, whatever. Anyhow, Tobi. When you write literature, you need a plot, a theme, characters, and a point of view."
"What's a point of view? Is that when you see someone and you poke them?"
"No. Though that would be fun…Shut up. Fine. Point of view is who's telling the story. For example, a story told in the first-person point of view is told by one of the characters in the story. Third-person limited is told by someone using he, she, etc, but focusing only on one character. Omniscient point of view, also known as the all-seeing point of view, is told by someone outside the character in third person, and they can see everything the characters do, say or think. Basically, they see everything. Got it?"
"So, if I speak in third-person, I can see everything?"
"I don't think that's how it works…"
"YAY! Tobi can see everything!"
He jumped on top of Zetsu.
"Tobi get off me before I eat you!"
"Tobi's going to find Leader and tell him that Tobi can see everything!"
"Wait Tobi-!"
But he was already gone.
"Now look what you've done! You've created a monster! Eh, who cares. Who cares? He's going to be twice as annoying now! So? If he gets too annoying, we can always eat him. No, Tobi's a good boy. We can't eat him. Besides, Leader would kill us if we did. No, he wouldn't, because we're actually valuable, and we're not annoying. Well, you are, but I'm not. I hate you."