Hello people. I had the idea for this after reading many My Little Pony fan fictions on this website. It's just kind of a funny way of me giving some of my complaints through a little story of my own. I am in no way calling out anyone, this is just very general and no one in particular is being made fun of.

This first chapter is a little short intentionally. If you like this and want to see more that are longer, then review please. Enjoy. Let it fly.

The Complaints of Annoyed Ponies : Chapter 1

At a town hall meeting in Ponyville, Equestria…

"Hey! HEY! Everyone quiet down!" the mayor shouted.

Everyone in the room was silent. All the residents of Ponyville were in attendance. Twilight Sparkle sat next to Fluttershy, and Rainbow Dash was to her right. On the other side of the aisle sat Applejack, Rarity and Pinkie Pie. They were seated at about the center of the room with all the other citizens sitting around them.

The mayor stood at the podium, trying to get the crowd quiet. "Alright ALRIGHT! Now can we get to the first order of business?" The crowd hushed up. "Now I think all of you know why we're having this meeting." More silence…

"Well I think we needed to address all the mistakes in the fan fiction put on these fan fiction websites." The mayor said.

A thunderous "YEAH!" came from the crowd.

"Alright who has the first complaint?"

"Oh! OH! Ah do mayor!" yelled Applejack.

The mayor raised one cheek, giving her a sign of approval. "Very well Applejack, you have the podium." Apple jack jumped out into the aisle and climbed the steps onto the stage, then took her place behind the podium.

"Well uh… mah first complaint is that, well, in all this fan fiction that has me and mah brother, Big Macintosh… well they just never get the accent right."

"WHATSIN' YER TALKINS BOUT' LIL' SIS !" Big Mac yelled.

Applejack curled her face in disgust. "Y'see? That's what I'm talking about. We don't actually sound like that at all. In fact the only time we had a conversation in the whole show, we sounded pretty normal… if you ask me."

"LIL SIS IS JUS' SPOUTIN' A BUNCH A HOOEY!" Big Mac yelled again as obnoxiously as he could.

"Okay big brother… you can stop that now." Applejack was obviously aggravated.

"Sorry Applejack… just havin' a little fun with that." Big Mac grinned widely. "Wait a second, I have one little complaint! How come in all of these relationship fanfics, I'm always portrayed as a sex fiend who goes around and has sex with everypony? I mean c'mon! I'm a nice hard working guy!"

Applejack knew his concern, but knew the logistics."Yes Macintosh, we know you're a nice guy but… well… Ponyville is like what… 95% female ponies? I mean we don't really have much of a choice. It's either be a lesbian or go to Big Mac, cut us some slack."

"Eh… well… okay I guess you have a point." Big Macintosh said glumly.

Rainbow Dash started speaking aloud. "Yeah that's why all the writers use me as a romantic plot device when they are too scared to use incest between you and Applejack. They don't really have much imagination."

"What about the writer who is making this fan fiction?" Twilight interjected. "Does he or she have imagination?"

"Who cares?" Rainbow Dash said. "We've already broken the fourth wall like 10 times already."

"Good point." Twilight said. "I wonder how many people reading this will have to go look up "Fourth Wall" on the internet and then come back to this page."

"Probably half." Said Fluttershy. "Which reminds me… I have a complaint!"

Applejack shifted to leave the stage. "Alright Fluttershy, you're next."

To be continued (if it is any good)

See? That wasn't too bad… right? If you liked this please let me know so I can do more that are better.

-SurrenderedEndeavor

ps. if you are a fan of Metal in Equestria (one of my other stories) I am currently writing several chapters and I haven't uploaded one in awhile and I apologize. I wanted to fix a few things with it first. Thanks!