"KEKEKEKE!"

"Hiruma, stop cackling, you're scaring the other Freshmen college students." Musashi grunted while rubbing his chin stub.

"I practically have Saikyoudai clutched in my skinny, grotesque claws of black evil doom!" Yoichi hissed. "It's only so easy when the head-fatty-in-charge has many things under wraps."

"Too many skeletons in his closet?"

"Of course! They all do." Yoichi hissed again, "That's what makes it all so easy to control them."

Musashi just let out a sigh. "Well, it's a good thing I attend a different college. One for construction. I don't know what I'd do if I had to hear you cackle every five minutes again." He dug his ear with his pinky. Yoichi turned to his rugged frienemy, grin decorating his face.

"Kuku, I thought you liked it, stupid old man."

Musashi grunted defensively. "I'm not that old-"

"YOU'RE OLD!" Yoichi screeched as he whipped out his machine gun (from only gods know where) and began firing at the sky.

"Hiruma! Can't you go five minutes with cackling and firing your weapons?" The two men stopped what they were doing and turned to face Mamori.

"It's fucking Hands-on-hips!" Hiruma cackled and fired his gun.

"Hiruma!" She called.

"Old man, let's go introduce the Enma guests, shall we?" Yoichi said, moving on ahead without waiting for Mamori to complain or Musashi to protest.

Musashi chuckled. "He hasn't changed much, has he?"

Mamori sighed. "Mostly not. Other than getting a little taller, he's still a screeching banshee with a weapon stuffed in his pants."

"I'd hate to admit it, but I think it's better that way." Musashi started off with Mamori behind Yoichi. "It'd be unbearably boring if he were nice and quiet."

"Monta! Don't climbs the trees! You'll get the Enma students in trouble!" Suzuna shouted from the ground. Raimon Taro, aka Monta, was so excited to be at Saikyoudai he probably wanted to search for his ex American football captain, Hiruma.

"Searching MAX! The demon quarterback should be around here somewhere! Sena! Run around and look for him!"

"Er, Monta, I think you should listen to Suzuna. We'll get in trouble before we ever find Hiruma." Sena said from Suzuna's side.

"KEKEKE! Look at the fucking butt-monkey!"

The Enma crowd whipped around to the strangely familiar voice.

"HIRUMA!"

"Heheheheh! Midgets."

"Musashi and Mamori too!"

"MAMORI!" Monta shouted.