Gizoogle Parodies: How It Came To Be

by ConfusedColumbia26220

I love Gizoogle so much that I've decided to create a parody of every fic I've written. This is the twelfth edition - How It Came To Be. Nothing has been changed from the Gizoogle translation. Original fic summary: Just a little something I whipped up on how Riff Raff and Magenta came to be the way they are. With a twist.

1. A Magenta Introduction

Disclaimer: I do not truly "own" Rocky Horror, I vish I did but I don't. Zatz all I can zink of fo' now, nahmeean?

Authorz Note: Sorry zis be a short Chapter n' shit. It aint nuthin but straight-up just ze Intro.

How tha fuck It Came To Be

Intro:

(Magentaz POV)

It vas wack enough zat vhen I vas just a lil hoe n' I found up ze reason vhy Daddy vas never home. Well shiiiit, it vas cuz he vas busted on a mission ta Ghetto but never juiced it up ta or from, his vay of transportation literally blew up! Ze only ones zat vere left up in mah crew vas mah Mom, vhich is vho I git mah looks from, n' mah 2 year olda brozer Riff Raff. I grew straight-up close vith momma zrough ze muthafuckin years ve dropped together, as did Riff Raff. Zatz vhy ze dizzle her dope ass took a dirt nap vas one of ze hardest, scariest, n' saddest time of our lives.