[A/N] Ok so this is the first chapter of course and the two OC's are having a special get together at the school to present on the chemistry of different combustible elements. But things don't go so well and now there lives have turned to a completely different direction all together. (WARNING: this story is random to the max so if something doesn't make sense…it's not supposed to) Ok I'm joking there is a set story to this but how everything happens is random for the sake of it being funny. Enjoy
Third Person View
Xeonico was visiting his friends Phoenix's school for a presentation on combustible material and what causes the reaction. He was a Chemistry teacher and the school was located in the higher quarter of the district caller Bloomfield. Phoenix had just finished the Gym classhe was teaching and was about to meet Xeonico in the auditorium of the school. After the bell had rung, everyone walked into the auditorium and sat down. Phoenix walks up to Xeonico back stage while he was getting his components ready to use. He turns to Phoenix with a grin on his face.
"Hey man, what's up?" Xeonico said waving his hand.
"Nothing much…so why are you doing this again?"
"One: why not? Two: Class project at the school. And Three because I can and it's free." Xeonico replied with a smirk.
"…Good enough for me, might as well take a seat" Phoenix goes to walk out the back stage but Xeonico stopped him in his tracks and removed a tag from his back pocket and hands it to Phoenix. Phoenix looks at the tag an it says 'stage assistant' on the front.
"Screw that, take this you're my assistant." Xeonico hands him the tag.
"SERIOUS! …does this mean I can blow stuff up now…and not get into trouble?" Phoenix asked. Xeonico nods his head in agreement at Phoenix's question and smiles widely.
"Yes, finally I can do what I like to do most, blow stuff up!" They both begin to walk together on stage and Xeonico begins to introduce himself. Suddenly a large explosion is heard in the background. Xeonico immediately looks towards Phoenix while cocking his left eyebrow up. "HEY, it wasn't me…this time." Xeonico scratched his head in confusion with his left hand, turns to the audience and shrugs. Then the ceiling began to crumble and in a split second had been lifted into the air by a black vortex. The vortex had started to rip the building apart. Everyone that was still inside ran out of the school. A fragment of the vortex appeared in directly in front of Xeonico and Phoenix.
"…Now what do we do?" Xeonico asked.
"We run."
"Good idea." Xeonico replied back. Phoenix grabbed onto Xeonico's arm and tugged him to run. They tried to run away from the vortex. But then the table that had the experiment on it flew and smacked Phoenix making him loose his footing.
"Oh crud, that hurt like hell...woops." Phoenix said realizing that he let go of Xeonico.
"NIX U FOOL!" Xeonico cried out before flying into the air and into the vortex's along with Phoenix. Shortly after, the school had been completely destroyed, Phoenix got thrown out of the vortex at top speed but slowed his decent. He landed on the floor with a great thud.
"Ow that hurt." He said rubbing the back of his head. He notices that he looks different from when he was sucked in. He had amor that covered all his body that had a light but not to light purple to it. He had a collar that was popped up around his neck. There were lines that were going striaght down then side of his chest and there were oval shaped armor pieces on his hips. He also had a helmet on that had a horn like structure on it. He had a mouth mask on him and the color was silver. When he got up he felt like he had unlimited power coursing through his body. "Woah this power feels...epic...what is this feeling i feel...like some type of power somewhere...woah i can fly! Cool! It's like back then when we were fighting that war a long time ago. YES MY POWER IS BACK!" He looked around the area but Xeonico was nowhere to be seen. The vortex was gone so he flew into the air some more. "Damn man! What happened to Xeon?And what the duce is all this about anyway!" Seconds later, Xeonico came flying from behind with a new look as well. He had armor on that was red and blue. The armor pieces that were the color red. They covered the top of his chest, his lower area, both of his legs and his arms. His Helmet had somewhat the same feature as Nix's but the horn like structures were smaller and his were red. He also had a mouth mask, color was white. He lunged towards Phoenix with great force. "XEON, man am I gla-" Xeonico did not give him the chance to finish as he punched Phoenix in the face, then teleported behind Phoenix and grabbed him.
"YOU FOOL, WHY DID YOU RUN SO SLOW WE COULD HAVE DIED OR SOMETHING! YA DIRTBAG!" Xeonico exclaimed with anger. Xeonico was steaming from his ears so he kept smacking him in the head with his back hand repeatedly while he was speaking. Phoenix grabs Xeonico's hand quickly.
"Hey cut it out! And does it look like I care, no…well maybe a little. But not really. Anyway how do you feel?"
"Like my old self again after the war we fought in." Xeonico had let go with Phoenix and they floated in mid air.
"Wait what? How can you fly too!"
"We are the same as back then during the war with the UNIA."
"That makes absolutely no sense…oh well. Now...what will we do...HEY, want to go to Pluto?" Phoenix asked with Xeonico flinching abruptly from his question and flailing arms.
"Wait, WHAT! More specifically HOW?"
"Do you not see us flying up here." Phoenix said pointing to them both.
"Point taken, but how will we be able to-"
"Enough with the questions already! Your making my head spin from all this. Now shut up and let's go-" Phoenix swung his left arm outward and then a large energy blast appeared from the palm of his hand and was shot far away. A large explosion was heard from the distance.
"Try not to blow us up in the process will ya. You don't sem to be in full control of you powers yet, but it seems that we got some new ones to." Xeonico pointed out.
"At least I can blow something up and that...felt...EPIC!And i think that was the Empire state thats definetly gonna come up of my pay check...wait i dont even work anymore now that the school is gone." Phoenix said with a sweat drop.
"Well then ur screwed for later, aw well." Xeonico remarked as he waved his hand in a gesture that told Phoenix to follow. They both flew through the air and while they were breaking through the atmosphere they yelled-
"Alright let's do this, LEROY JENKINS!" They went through space flying at an impossible speed towards Pluto.
"Ok then, why are we going to Pluto, you still didn't answer my question."
"Two reasons. One when we became the way we are I felt a strange presence over there. It felt like an enormous energy source was coming from over there. Kinda like spider man's spider senses. But mine is more like an Epic Sense...but when i saw that i blew up the empire state building I had the sense again. This time it felt like a Fail Sense...but anyways. Two Pluto isn't a planet, so I want to destroy it."
"Well that does sound like you, but why destroy it?"
"I feel like it, plus because I can and its free."
"This truly is a random adventure and you stole that line from me." Xeonico said to him with a fist pumping action.
"No i recall me saying it first." Phoenix replied back and placed his hands close to his face mask and made a smirking gesture with his fingers since his helmet covered his mouth.
"Whatever." Both of them had finally reached Pluto and landed on its cold and icy ground. They saw nothing there except empty space and the land under them. "Ok we are here, now what?"
"...hmm, I dunno... wait my epic or fail senses are gyrating...oh snap, look behind you!" Xeonico turns around seeing a large humanoid robot covered in a large cape. He fires a single shot at Xeonico which he back-flipped to dodge and hovered in the air for a few seconds before landing next to Phoenix.
"SIGMA! Wow we actually get to meet him in real life...wow he is a dirt bag in person." Xeonico remarked in dissapointment.
"Why am I not surprised, I guess it was an epic sense...or not? I'm clueless."
"I did not see this coming."
"And just to let you know i am an Epic sense most certainly not a fail and I thought Zero and Forte were going to show up. No matter I'll kill you both first to blow off some steam." Sigma declared as he redied his laser scythe and prepares to attack. Sigma lunges at both of them and tries to decapitate them. They easily dodge it and back roll.
"Woah that was close. Are you ready for this Nix?" Xeonico asked.
"IM MORE THAN READY IM PUMPED UP AND READY TO KICK HIS-" Xeonico smashed Phoenix over the head with a rock before he could finish speaking.
"Dont finish the rest. Lets just whoop him already."
"Man. Sometimes you take all the fun out of everything you know that."
"Heh, its who i am, bieng serious when i need to be" Xeonico grinned and stood up straight. Phoenx did the same and pounded his fist into his open hand revealing that he is ready to fight.
"Get all your laughs in now cause it will be your last!" Sigma exclaims. Nix charges at him and two dark purple energy blades come out of his hands lik rapiers.
"Die!" He slashes furiously at Sigma. But Sigma is able to parry all the attacks. Nix just keeps on attacking him. He tries everything to keep him occupied with all his barrages of attacks. Meanwhile in the backround Xeonico is charging his arm cannon that materialized not to long ago. He uses his scope that comes up on the heads-up-display of his helmet to try to lock onto Sigma. There were three beeps signifying that Sigma was locked on.
"Lock on acquired, nice. Draw him towards me Nix!" Xeonico barked.
"Affirmative!" Phoenix spoke into his communicator that was interfaced into his suit so Sigma didn't hear. Phoenix draws closer and closer to Xeon while dragging the fight with him. He teleports and kicks Sigma right in front of Xeon in the air.
"IMMA FIRIN MA LAZAR!" Xeonico exclaimed as he shoots his charged shot out with a thunderous blast.
"Oh SHI-" Sigma is caught in it before he could finish and then incinerates with the lazer blast as Sigma screams "AIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Before dying.
"Nice team work, but was that necessary?" Xeonico asked
"Well he did say that he was going to kill us so...besides we are trained for this type of stuff. What was unnecessary was that girlish scream he did before he died."
"Yeah that was awkward, but now I have an idea what to do with the planet." Xeonico said shuffling through his containment device's holographic display that was attached to his wrist. It glowed an sky-bluish, see through color as multiple images appear in front of him.
"It ain't a planet, just a big ass piece of rock and ice." Phoenix laughed.
"Ignoring that comment…Anyway you know about my habit of making super destructive weapons and my insane thoughts of giant explosions right?"
"Yeah what about it?" Phoenix asks with anticipation. Xeonico takes out a spike from his storage device and drops it onto the ground. Then a drill appeared from its tail end and started going into the planet.
"Now is a good time to run."
"Why?" Phoenix asked now worried. He knows that when it comes with Xeonico and demolition there is bound to be something serious overrated for no real reason.
"DON'T ASK QUESTIONS FOOL! LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!" Xeonico screams as he grabs onto Phoenix's collar and they fly away a good distance from Pluto. They stopped and started to stare at the Pluto when they truned around.
"At this point of the drill it looks like…wait, YES A GIANT EXPLOSION GOING TO BLOW IT UP! MAD BEAST!" Phoenix screamed in excitement.
"Incorrect."
"You killed my moment." Phoenix moaned.
"Well thats what dirtbags do...wait I just called myself a dirtbag...Failure on my part."
"Wait, then what's about to happen that you dragged us both out here for? Phoenix asked scratching the area where the bridge of his nose should be.
"Implosion. 3…2…1…" Xeonico counted down. The spike went active and Pluto was sucked inward by a black hole. Phoenix just stares at amazement from the actions that took place.
"Damn that was awesome, you really outdone yourself this time Xeon."
"Well what can I say, I try. Now let's go back to earth, I have no idea if this black hole is going to close or not."
"Yeah…that's bad…time to go now." Phoenix said as the begin their exit. Both of them flew away back to earth and they start to float around the atmosphere of the planet. "You know with all this power there isn't much to do since the war ended and we forced ourselves to decomission our abilities on your orders."
"I guess you right, hey wait, want to cause a riot since we are here?" Xeonico's question threw Phoenix off balance, he never thought that he would ask something like that. "You know like those action movies we see everyday. I want to see a riot."
"And how are we going to do that?" Phoenix shrugged. "It's not like we are movie directors, we were commanders in an army of nearly 60 billion people."
"We don't need to "fake it", let's make it real."
"Thats what I like about you, the way you think, it's daring. Now what should we do to start off?" Phoenix pondered with his head relaxed on his hand.
"You go kill the mayor of the town and cause a ruckus at the police station, which should be easy for you seeing as you're the brawler type. I will make a speech in the center of town to get all the civilians roused up and itching for a fight. This planet is on neutral, lawless ground anyway so it doens't really matter if we make a ruckess." Xeonico explained as they straigtened themselves out and began descnding.
"Ok cool, lets do this." Phoenix flies back to earth at great speed, while Xeonico flies down to the city center.
Nix's POV
Alright I'm here and ready for madness. I arrived in front of the mayor's house and walked right in. I know I was only supposed to kill the mayor but I want to have a little more fun. So I changed back to my normal form and went to the front desk where a beautiful young woman and man stood. Since I'm so good looking I immediately attracted her attention.
"Oh la la, and what can I do for you handsome." The woman asked. I looked towards the male next to her.
"Oh nothing, just his funeral." I transformed into my Cross form and used a dark arm blade and cut him in half. All the guards around me then pulled out their guns and began to shoot me. Martix time i say. I just started to dodge all of them. I used my Epic Ninja dodging tech to do it. I jumped on top of the desk where the lady was standing behind and noticed that all the bullets had hit me. "Well...that was a fail attempt of looking cool." I brushed them off and took out my blades. "Who wants it first?" Then they all take out there swords from God knows where. "...Really now? That makes no sense at all!" I jump into the air and split into 5 different clones. OH NOES yells one of the guards. "Prepare to Die!" It was all over in a flash and all their bodies were either cut in half or decapitated...mostly decapitated. I grabbed the women and jumped through the ceiling knowing she was scared shitless, not like I care however. I left her on the roof since she can't even fight, then I broke thru the ceiling into the mayor's office, he was standing right in front.
"You! Do you think you'll get away with this!" The mayor said to me. He looked like your stereotypical fat looking mayor which made me sniker a bit.
"Uh, yeah. What are you stupid, wow people elect a stupid mayor only means one thing...STUPID PEOPLE! NOW DIE! HELLS ROLLING!" I unleashed one of my more powerful attacks on him and turned him into ground meet. Multiple guards ran in after me. "Not to say I don't want to play more but I have to be somewhere, Chao." I flew away towards Xeon's location, and I hope he's almost down.
Xeon's POV
I flew into the center of town where the most people were, caused a large explosion with a grenade I made in the past to get some attention. I made a long complicated speech saying all the horrible things going on in the city and bullshit like that. It really did manage somehow and everyone seemed to be buying and they started to rebel all over the place. "Well that was easier then I thought…oh well time to go." Before flying off to meet with Phoenix I decided to get some popcorn and such, can't watch on an empty stomach can I.
Third Person POV
Xeonico is floatin in mid air waiting for his buddy to arrive. Moments after eating around three bags of popcorn Phoenix showed up covered in blood.
"Well mission accomplished. Now what?
"Now we let the riot start, and i'm not going to ask why you reek of blood." Xeoncio said to him as he hands him a bag of popcorn. Phoenix cheers in glee as he downs the entire bag in minutes. Then the riot starts right there underneath them. The people in the town start to go crazy. Killing each other with weapons, guns and swords. One guys head got cut off and reached both of them.
"Wow that guy got ripped." They both felt a omnimous feeling form behind them and the yturned sharply to see who it is.
"Hey you guys the people that started this riot?" The Creature spoke.
"Yeah and who want to know?" Phoenix asks. In front of both of them is a black with red stripped animal. He was holding a bright red emerald in his hand. And the Air Force was right behind him.
"My name is Shadow, Shadow the Hedgehog. By orders of the U.S. Air Force I'm placing You two under arrest!"
Newcomer: Shadow the Hedgehog
Series: Sonic the Hedgehog
To be continued
(A/N) Well there you have it, one really random adventure. Shadow has appeared and Xeonico and Phoenix are in big trouble. What will happen to them...next chapter will tell. Rate review comment, whatever floats your boat.
Update: changing the format of teh story, no biggy