1.1.1 BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
"The Double Mint Commercial Gone Bad"
2 ANGLE: DARK PLACE
Giles
Into every generation,
Giles and Willow
A slayer is born,
Willow
One girl, in all the world,
Willow and Cordelia
A Chosen One.
Cordelia
One born with the
Cordelia and Angel
Strength and skill to
Angel
Hunt the vampires and to stop their evil
Angel and Xander
And the swell of their numbers.
Xander
She alone will stand against the
Xander and Buffy
Vampires, the demons and the forces of darkness.
Buffy
She is the Slayer.
Buffy
(Walks in, seductive. and she falls on her face)
Group
(Walking behind her. as she runs off, so do they.)
Buffy Uhh.I'm ok!! (Gets up and scampers off)
(Music starts.)
(continued)
(Everyone with little cards that introduce themselves to the camera i.e. "Nicholas Brendon as Xander, Alyson Hannigan as Willow", etc at the very end of the music at drum solo. all of us getting jiggy to the music)
(Music stops.)
2.1.1 TEASER
ANGLE: EXT: A PLACE OUTDOORS-NIGHT
(Buffy is pinned to a tree or wall or something.it looks to the viewer she is being bitten or attacked. oh no! What shall she do?)
2.2 Buffy
(Giggling, then forceful) Whoa! Hands.
(Yes in fact the Vampire is indeed Angel. she pushes him off playfully.)
Angel
Oops! My bad. (He goes back to pinning her to a wall or something and the giggling starts again.)
(Camera pans to bushes.we see eyes and shadows, and all too familiar voices.)
Voice one (Evil Buffy)
Please! Slut! (In fact, she is wearing the same thing. only we don't see till later.)
Voice two (Evil Angel)
She's kinda cute. Can I keep her?
Voice one (Evil Buffy)
Hey! (E.B. hits him playfully but gentle or not it knocks him on his butt.)
(Camera pans back to good Buffy and Angel and slowly fades, or pans to some trees but not until me hear.)
2.3 Buffy
I SAID WATCH THE HANDS!
CUT TO:
ANGLE: INT: LIBRARY- DAY
(Scene is at the library where Cordelia, Xander and Willow are huddled around a table, looking at.books, of course! Giles is there too. Buffy enters.)
Xander
Hey Buffster. whoa.didn't I just see you?
(continued)
Buffy
What kind of dream did you have last night Xander?
Cordelia
Ya, WHAT kind did you have Xander?!?
Xander
(Hesitant) Well.--hey, that's BESIDES the point! But honestly, Buff, I just had the strangest feeling of déjà vu.
Buffy
De ja.who?
Willow
(Suddenly looks up) Buffy, didn't I see you before? Because I just got the strangest feeling of déjà vu.
Xander
(Gives her a "what the hell?" look)
Giles
(Melodramatic) Something seems to be uh. a-a-amiss.
Buffy
(Superhero pose) Yeah, something's wiggy! Let's go to The Bronze to figure it out!
Cordelia
Uhh.what about school?
Buffy
(Pause) ah, skip it.
Cordelia and Xander
Okay!! Let's go!! (Exit with Buffy)
Willow
Umm.Giles.do you want to stay back here with me.and... Um.look through books.and.um.stuff.and...Uh-
Giles
(Grabs her off camera)
(Camera stays there for a moment and then pans to the table. Again, Willow, Xander, Cordelia, Giles and Buffy are there. But something's different about them.)
3 ANGLE: INT: TABLE-DAY
(continued)
Everyone
(Is really quiet and looking around)
Xander
So...wanna.go.kill stuff??
Everyone
(Pauses) Sure!!! (All get up and exit)
(Camera stays there for a moment but then pans to Willow and Giles who are pretending [or so Marisa says!] to do stuff...)
4 ANGEL:INT: ANOTHER PART OF THE LIBRARY-DAY
Willow
Hey! Wait! Did you hear that?
Giles
What? I hear absolutely nothing now ho-
Willow
Wait! That was Xander's voice! And didn't Xander leave already?
Giles
Umm.well I don't know but ANYWAYS I-
Willow
I think we should follow them. (Gets up and leaves)
Giles
(Pauses) Damn. I'll never get any action by this rate.
(Scene 2: At The Bronze) [Idea: possible fake commercials here? Something stupid. just something to think about if we have extra time on our hands]
5 ANGLE: INT: BRONZE-DAY
(Chantal has this moment by herself. It's Buffy vs. Dru. Can you feel the schizophrenia?! I can. On with the script. Oh by the way, the camera angle changes depending on where Chantal is facing)
5.1 "Dru"
(Dancing to the music. Obviously not the same Dru we love to hate)
"Buffy"
DRU! Hold it right there...you. fiend!
(continued)
"Dru"
Oh hello, luv! Run and catch, run and catch, run and.Oh! I drifted off there for a moment! Can I help you?
"Buffy"
I just have two questions. What are you smoking and where can I find some?
"Dru"
I think you have me confused with someone else.
"Buffy"
But you're British. (Pause) And that gives me reason to kill you!! AAHH!! Take this!!
"Dru"
Nooo!! It burns it bur-hurts!!!
"Buffy"
Ah-ha!
"Dru"
(Falls to the ground. And "dust" is thrown, camera stops, Dru isn't there but the "dust" remains.)
(Chantal is now Buffy for good. Cordelia, Willow, Xander, Angel and Giles catch up to her.)
Giles
Uh, good show Buffy! What with killing.and... All.
Buffy
Thanks. Um.Angel...what are you doing here? It's almost noon. The SUN is out.
Angel
(Shrugs) blame the writer's. They're on drugs.
Everyone else
(Nods in agreement. Cordelia, Giles, Angel and Buffy walk off camera but Willow and Xander stay)
Willow
Uhm.so.um...Xander...wanna.wanna come with me to the bar.and.buy...and.do...some.stuff?
Xander
(shrugs) Sure. (Both walk off)
(The Evil Copies walk on)
(continued)
Evil Cordelia
Look. People. Let's.kill them.
Evil Willow
(Looking pleadingly to Evil Buffy) May I keep one?
Evil Buffy
Yes. And we'll ride him like a pony!
(Camera pans back to the Good Gang)
5.2 Good Cordelia
Ohmygod! It's a copy of myself!! And she's using different foundation!! But damn am I sexy. I mean look at me.
Good Buffy
That's the least of our worries. (Poses) Mind you...Evil Angel looks kind of hot. Can I keep them both?
Good Angel
Hey!!
Good Willow
(Stands up from behind bar counter) HEY! I'm...I'm evil...and.and I'm skanky...and.and I think I'm kind of gay!
(Camera pans back to the Evil group)
Evil Xander
Xander's blood thirst rising.
Good Xander
Oh c'mon!! Xander would never talk that way! (Pause) DAMMIT!
(Big fight scene in which people fight with themselves. Camera edits and all that remains are ashes. The good guys have won!)
CUT TO:
6 ANGLE: INT: LIBRARY-DAY
(Scene 3)
Giles
I must commend you all on today's fight.
Xander
Yeah, job well-done Scooby-Gang!
(continued)
6.1 Buffy
Hey um...Willow.wanna join me in the girls' washroom?!
Willow (bright-eyed) Sure!!
Both
(Walks towards the camera and wink, indicating that they're both the EVIL VERSIONS! MUWAHAH!! BET YOU DIDN'T GUESS THAT WOULD HAPPEN!!.You did? Oh. The end.)
(Buffy theme plays: we all get jiggy again and at the very end we say:)
6.2 Everyone
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHANTAL!
LOVE: THE CAST OF BUFFY!
[Possibility of having "Giles" sing the Exposition Song]
Episode 1V01
6.2.1 Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"The Double Mint Commercial Gone Bad"
Written by
Chantal Gouveia
&
Marisa Ship
Directed By
(In alphabetical order)
Callahan
Chantal
Chris
Kyle
Marisa
And last but not least.
Stacey Lee
6.2.2
6.2.3
6.2.4
6.2.5
6.2.6
6.2.7
6.2.8
6.2.9
6.2.10 BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
"The Double Mint Commercial Gone Bad"
6.2.10.1 CAST LIST
Buffy Summers....................................Chantal
Xander Harris..................................Chris
Giles........................................Callahan
Willow......................................Marisa
Cordelia.....................................Stacey Lee
Angel.......................................Kyle
6.2.11 BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
"The Double Mint Commercial Gone Bad"
6.2.11.1 SET LIST
6.2.11.1.1 INTERIORS
A DARK PLACE
THE LIBRARY
THE BRONZE
6.2.11.1.2 EXTERIORS
A PLACE OUTDOORS
"The Double Mint Commercial Gone Bad"
2 ANGLE: DARK PLACE
Giles
Into every generation,
Giles and Willow
A slayer is born,
Willow
One girl, in all the world,
Willow and Cordelia
A Chosen One.
Cordelia
One born with the
Cordelia and Angel
Strength and skill to
Angel
Hunt the vampires and to stop their evil
Angel and Xander
And the swell of their numbers.
Xander
She alone will stand against the
Xander and Buffy
Vampires, the demons and the forces of darkness.
Buffy
She is the Slayer.
Buffy
(Walks in, seductive. and she falls on her face)
Group
(Walking behind her. as she runs off, so do they.)
Buffy Uhh.I'm ok!! (Gets up and scampers off)
(Music starts.)
(continued)
(Everyone with little cards that introduce themselves to the camera i.e. "Nicholas Brendon as Xander, Alyson Hannigan as Willow", etc at the very end of the music at drum solo. all of us getting jiggy to the music)
(Music stops.)
2.1.1 TEASER
ANGLE: EXT: A PLACE OUTDOORS-NIGHT
(Buffy is pinned to a tree or wall or something.it looks to the viewer she is being bitten or attacked. oh no! What shall she do?)
2.2 Buffy
(Giggling, then forceful) Whoa! Hands.
(Yes in fact the Vampire is indeed Angel. she pushes him off playfully.)
Angel
Oops! My bad. (He goes back to pinning her to a wall or something and the giggling starts again.)
(Camera pans to bushes.we see eyes and shadows, and all too familiar voices.)
Voice one (Evil Buffy)
Please! Slut! (In fact, she is wearing the same thing. only we don't see till later.)
Voice two (Evil Angel)
She's kinda cute. Can I keep her?
Voice one (Evil Buffy)
Hey! (E.B. hits him playfully but gentle or not it knocks him on his butt.)
(Camera pans back to good Buffy and Angel and slowly fades, or pans to some trees but not until me hear.)
2.3 Buffy
I SAID WATCH THE HANDS!
CUT TO:
ANGLE: INT: LIBRARY- DAY
(Scene is at the library where Cordelia, Xander and Willow are huddled around a table, looking at.books, of course! Giles is there too. Buffy enters.)
Xander
Hey Buffster. whoa.didn't I just see you?
(continued)
Buffy
What kind of dream did you have last night Xander?
Cordelia
Ya, WHAT kind did you have Xander?!?
Xander
(Hesitant) Well.--hey, that's BESIDES the point! But honestly, Buff, I just had the strangest feeling of déjà vu.
Buffy
De ja.who?
Willow
(Suddenly looks up) Buffy, didn't I see you before? Because I just got the strangest feeling of déjà vu.
Xander
(Gives her a "what the hell?" look)
Giles
(Melodramatic) Something seems to be uh. a-a-amiss.
Buffy
(Superhero pose) Yeah, something's wiggy! Let's go to The Bronze to figure it out!
Cordelia
Uhh.what about school?
Buffy
(Pause) ah, skip it.
Cordelia and Xander
Okay!! Let's go!! (Exit with Buffy)
Willow
Umm.Giles.do you want to stay back here with me.and... Um.look through books.and.um.stuff.and...Uh-
Giles
(Grabs her off camera)
(Camera stays there for a moment and then pans to the table. Again, Willow, Xander, Cordelia, Giles and Buffy are there. But something's different about them.)
3 ANGLE: INT: TABLE-DAY
(continued)
Everyone
(Is really quiet and looking around)
Xander
So...wanna.go.kill stuff??
Everyone
(Pauses) Sure!!! (All get up and exit)
(Camera stays there for a moment but then pans to Willow and Giles who are pretending [or so Marisa says!] to do stuff...)
4 ANGEL:INT: ANOTHER PART OF THE LIBRARY-DAY
Willow
Hey! Wait! Did you hear that?
Giles
What? I hear absolutely nothing now ho-
Willow
Wait! That was Xander's voice! And didn't Xander leave already?
Giles
Umm.well I don't know but ANYWAYS I-
Willow
I think we should follow them. (Gets up and leaves)
Giles
(Pauses) Damn. I'll never get any action by this rate.
(Scene 2: At The Bronze) [Idea: possible fake commercials here? Something stupid. just something to think about if we have extra time on our hands]
5 ANGLE: INT: BRONZE-DAY
(Chantal has this moment by herself. It's Buffy vs. Dru. Can you feel the schizophrenia?! I can. On with the script. Oh by the way, the camera angle changes depending on where Chantal is facing)
5.1 "Dru"
(Dancing to the music. Obviously not the same Dru we love to hate)
"Buffy"
DRU! Hold it right there...you. fiend!
(continued)
"Dru"
Oh hello, luv! Run and catch, run and catch, run and.Oh! I drifted off there for a moment! Can I help you?
"Buffy"
I just have two questions. What are you smoking and where can I find some?
"Dru"
I think you have me confused with someone else.
"Buffy"
But you're British. (Pause) And that gives me reason to kill you!! AAHH!! Take this!!
"Dru"
Nooo!! It burns it bur-hurts!!!
"Buffy"
Ah-ha!
"Dru"
(Falls to the ground. And "dust" is thrown, camera stops, Dru isn't there but the "dust" remains.)
(Chantal is now Buffy for good. Cordelia, Willow, Xander, Angel and Giles catch up to her.)
Giles
Uh, good show Buffy! What with killing.and... All.
Buffy
Thanks. Um.Angel...what are you doing here? It's almost noon. The SUN is out.
Angel
(Shrugs) blame the writer's. They're on drugs.
Everyone else
(Nods in agreement. Cordelia, Giles, Angel and Buffy walk off camera but Willow and Xander stay)
Willow
Uhm.so.um...Xander...wanna.wanna come with me to the bar.and.buy...and.do...some.stuff?
Xander
(shrugs) Sure. (Both walk off)
(The Evil Copies walk on)
(continued)
Evil Cordelia
Look. People. Let's.kill them.
Evil Willow
(Looking pleadingly to Evil Buffy) May I keep one?
Evil Buffy
Yes. And we'll ride him like a pony!
(Camera pans back to the Good Gang)
5.2 Good Cordelia
Ohmygod! It's a copy of myself!! And she's using different foundation!! But damn am I sexy. I mean look at me.
Good Buffy
That's the least of our worries. (Poses) Mind you...Evil Angel looks kind of hot. Can I keep them both?
Good Angel
Hey!!
Good Willow
(Stands up from behind bar counter) HEY! I'm...I'm evil...and.and I'm skanky...and.and I think I'm kind of gay!
(Camera pans back to the Evil group)
Evil Xander
Xander's blood thirst rising.
Good Xander
Oh c'mon!! Xander would never talk that way! (Pause) DAMMIT!
(Big fight scene in which people fight with themselves. Camera edits and all that remains are ashes. The good guys have won!)
CUT TO:
6 ANGLE: INT: LIBRARY-DAY
(Scene 3)
Giles
I must commend you all on today's fight.
Xander
Yeah, job well-done Scooby-Gang!
(continued)
6.1 Buffy
Hey um...Willow.wanna join me in the girls' washroom?!
Willow (bright-eyed) Sure!!
Both
(Walks towards the camera and wink, indicating that they're both the EVIL VERSIONS! MUWAHAH!! BET YOU DIDN'T GUESS THAT WOULD HAPPEN!!.You did? Oh. The end.)
(Buffy theme plays: we all get jiggy again and at the very end we say:)
6.2 Everyone
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHANTAL!
LOVE: THE CAST OF BUFFY!
[Possibility of having "Giles" sing the Exposition Song]
Episode 1V01
6.2.1 Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"The Double Mint Commercial Gone Bad"
Written by
Chantal Gouveia
&
Marisa Ship
Directed By
(In alphabetical order)
Callahan
Chantal
Chris
Kyle
Marisa
And last but not least.
Stacey Lee
6.2.2
6.2.3
6.2.4
6.2.5
6.2.6
6.2.7
6.2.8
6.2.9
6.2.10 BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
"The Double Mint Commercial Gone Bad"
6.2.10.1 CAST LIST
Buffy Summers....................................Chantal
Xander Harris..................................Chris
Giles........................................Callahan
Willow......................................Marisa
Cordelia.....................................Stacey Lee
Angel.......................................Kyle
6.2.11 BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
"The Double Mint Commercial Gone Bad"
6.2.11.1 SET LIST
6.2.11.1.1 INTERIORS
A DARK PLACE
THE LIBRARY
THE BRONZE
6.2.11.1.2 EXTERIORS
A PLACE OUTDOORS