Title: Pervert
Synopsis: Since Gajeel decided to be Levy's partner, Natsu thinks he's a pervert. There's no way that he could be doing an honorable thing for her… right?
Rating: T
A/N: Please tell me I'm not the only one who ships Gajeel with Levy. Because if I am, I'll cry. Anyways, they're my new OTP.
Disclaimer: I don't own Fairy Tail, its characters or anything afilliated with it.
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"Pervert."
That was not a word that he'd take kindly to. "What the fuck are you talking about?" he asks as he turns around to face whoever the hell had the balls to call him that.
Of course, it was none other than that other dragon. "You're a pervert, Gajeel."
"Why the hell do you think that?" Gajeel asks, snorting, turning back to his meal of an old metal pipe and his cat, eyeing him to see how he'll handle the situation. "There's no reason that you should think I'm a perv-"
Most rudely, he is interrupted by Salamander, the moron. "Why is it that you offered to be Levy's partner, then?" Natsu crosses his arms over his chest. "Because the only way I see it is that you're a pervert and the only reason you wanted to help her is because you want to do perverted things to her!"
"What?" Pantherlily giggled as Gajeel shot up from his seat. "Of course I'm not gonna do that sorta stuff! That's not the reason that I told her I'd be her partner!" A couple other guild members were staring at the two of them, over at Gajeel's usual seat in the corner, but they could all go to hell for all Gajeel cared. "Don't talk about shit you don't know nothin' about, Salamander. Never know when that's gonna go bite ya in the arse." Natsu's eyes narrowed as Gajeel's grin grew.
Natsu was just barely able to dodge the piece of metal that came flying at him a moment later.
"What the hell?" Natsu was able to get out before Gajeel extended a now metal arm towards him, smashing him to the ceiling of the guild. "Gajeel!" Natsu shouted as he squirmed to get away from Gajeel, though apparently forgetting that Gajeel was pinning him to the ceiling and if Gajeel were to let him go, he would take a rather nasty fall to the ground.
Pantherlily, however, was no longer amused. "Let him down, Gajeel," his cat ordered him with a stern face, crossing his arms in front of his small chest. "You've played enough. It's time to let him down."
"Shut up, ya damn cat," Gajeel mutters as he retracts his metal arm. "I don't need you to order me around." Natsu falls to the ground, waving his arms and legs in a comic way that would have usually made Gajeel laugh. Instead he walked back to his seat and took a big bite of the pipe, chewing angrily as he glared at Pantherlily.
Getting up from the floor less than gracefully, Natsu pointed an accusing finger at Gajeel. "You do anything perverted to Levy, I'll kick your ass, Gajeel! You hear me?" he screams, jumping around like the little moron that he was.
"Yeah, yeah, whatever, Salamander." Natsu walked away, fuming about how he was, yet again, one-upped by Gajeel, despite the fact that he was chosen compete to be an S-Class mage and he wasn't, but Gajeel didn't bother focusing on that.
Instead he was a bit too busy having a stare-down with his cat.
"It's because you like her, isn't it?" Pantherlily asks.
In response, Gajeel eats the rest of his pipe, gives Pantherlily a dirty look, and walks away.
Yeah, maybe he liked her. Why did everyone have to be so idiotic about it?
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Fin