Hey, The Jonny T Factor here with another Adventure Time and Deadpool crossover. This is something that's been on my mind for some time, so I thought I'd go ahead and write it.
Again, I do not own Adventure Time or Deadpool.
Finn slowly begins to wake up. As his eyes open, he finds himself face to face with a sleeping Marceline. His eyes widen a bit in surprise. Marceline wakes up, then smiles at Finn.
"Morning, Hero." Marceline says, giving Finn a kiss on the cheek.
"Why are you in my bed?" Finn questions, confused.
"You were wild last night." Marceline replies, then stretches a bit and yawns.
"What are you talking about?" Finn questions, even more confused. Marceline gets up, revealing that she was wearing nothing but one of Finn's shirts and black panties with a skull on them.
"I'm gonna go take a shower." Marceline says, gathering clothes off the floor. Jake wakes up to see her leave the room.
"What's she doing here?" Jake questions. Finn just shrugs, still confused. The two then sniff the air, finding it to be filled with many delicious scents.
"Foooood." both moan, drooling a bit. Both float out of bed and downstairs. Finn then comes to his senses.
"Dude, how are we floating?" Finn questions.
"I don't know." Jake answers. Just then, both fall on their butts. They stand and head into the kitchen. There stands Deadpool in front of the stove, cooking.
"Hey, Wade." Finn greets.
"Mornin', DP!" Jake adds, "Making breaky?"
"Sup, broskies!" Deadpool replies, "Thought I'd get everything ready for brunch."
"Aaww, but I wanted breaky!" Jake whines.
"Chill, Jake, he's making us food." Finn says, as him and Jake take a seat at the table, "Oh, Wade, any idea why Marceline was in bed with me this morning?"
"I have a few." Deadpool answers, "Aaaaawww yeeeeeaaahhh!"
[It's a T rating, perv.]
"Maybe she got here early for brunch." Deadpool explains.
"You invited her to brunch?" Finn questions.
"Sure." Deadpool replies, "I invited her, Susan Strong, and Rainbow Dash too."
"You mean Lady Rainicorn?" Jake says.
"Yeah, let's go with that." Deadpool answers, "Less lawsuits that way." Just then, there was a knock at the door.
"Oh man, that's probably them!" Finn states, jumping to his feet and running into the kitchen, "And I haven't even changed out of my pajamas!"
"Not a problem." Deadpool informs, grabbing Finn's pajamas and tearing them off, revealing Finn's everyday clothes underneath. Finn looks at Deadpool in amazement.
"Whoa, how'd you know I was wearing something underneath?" Finn questions.
"I didn't." Deadpool answers, "I'm kind of baffled myself, actually." Jake goes to the door and answers it, finding Lady Rainicorn and Susan waiting.
"Hi, Jake!" Susan greets.
"Annyeonghaseyo, Jeikeu." Lady Rainicorn adds.
"Hey, girls, come on in!" Jake replies, stepping to the side. The two enters and stroll over to the table that was set. Jake pulls out a seat for each of the women, and they sit down. Marceline enters the room, wearing her normal clothes, with her hair wrapped up in a towel.
"What's up, guys!" Marceline greets.
"Hey!" Susan replies, as Lady Rainicorn just nods. Marceline pulls the towel off and lets her long, messy, hair fall down her back.
"So, is brunch ready?" Marceline questions, sitting down at the table, "I'm starving."
"Almost." Deadpool answers, "Just putting on the finishing touches." Finn enters the room and sits next to Marceline.
"There's my little hero." Marceline says, peaking Finn on the cheek.
"Bet you said the same thing last night!" Deadpool yells.
[WOOOOO!]
Finn blushes a bit. Just then, Deadpool enters, pushing a cart with covered up platters on it. He sits each platter on the table. Then, he pulls out a bottle of Jack Daniels.
"Hungry, bitches?" Deadpool questions, his eyes wide, "'Cause we got all this motha f*CAW*ing food! You like bacon?" He uncovers a platter, revealing a pig made out of bacon. "'Cause I made an entire pig out of bacon!" Deadpool yells, "It's 50% bacon, 50% ham, and 50% awesome! That math doesn't add up? I don't give a sh*CAW*!" Each person at the table looks at Deadpool, confused and a bit nervous. "You like veggies?" Deadpool questions, then uncovers another platter, revealing a twenty layer pizza, "Well, I made the greatest vegetable of them all! A f*CAW*ing all meat topping pizza! Damn, I love America! It's got ground beef, bacon, sausage, chicken, bacon, ham, jerky, bacon, bacon, pork, bacon, and bacon! You like dessert?" He uncovers another platter, revealing a salad made out of candy. "This is an all candy salad!" Deadpool states, "The best kind of salad! We don't use any of that leaf sh*CAW*! And we got all this Nutella SAUCE to drown that bitch in!" He then uncovers one more platter, revealing a pile of Hot Pockets. "And we got Hot Pocket." Deadpool says, "Whacha know 'bout heart attacks, haters!" Everyone just stares at Deadpool silently, except Susan, who was awe struck and drooling from the sight of the candy salad.
[You think they get Epic Meal Time here?]
"Uh… Wade, are you okay?" Marceline questions. Deadpool shakes his head, coming to his senses.
"Sorry, I don't know what came over me." Deadpool informs, "Anyway, let's dig in!" Minutes pass, and the group is has almost finished most of the food.
"So, what's the plan for today, boys?" Marceline questions.
"Well, Wade was gonna teach me and Jake how to hunt down zombies." Finn answers
"That sounds cool." Marceline replies, "Can we join you?"
"Well… it's kind of a guys only thing." Finn explains.
"Oh…" Marceline says, feeling a little down, "…O-okay. Well, maybe we can catch up later on and shred some music?"
"Actually, were going to wrestling with the Vikings after that." Jake informs.
"Then, maybe…" Marceline tries to say.
"Nope." Deadpool states.
"Oh, come on!" Marceline yells, "How comes you guys don't wanna hang out with us?"
"'Cause you're girls." Jake answers, "And guys don't have fun with girls."
"Wae?" Lady Rainicorn replies, shocked and angry.
"No, wait, he didn't mean it like that!" Finn informs, "He just means that guys and girls have different things they like to do!"
"Hey, I like doing things that guys like!" Marceline states.
"Yeah, but you still do things that guys don't." Finn replies.
"Yeah, and you guys don't see Susan complaining!" Deadpool says, pointing at Susan, who was still eating the candy salad.
"Susan's lived in the sewers most of her life!" Marceline informs, "She doesn't know how to be a girl!"
"Wait, I just thought of something!" Finn says, "How about you guys start a girls night out?" All of the women look at each other, surprised.
"Actually, that's not such a bad idea, Finn." Marceline replies.
"Susan like Finn idea!" Susan states.
"Naege joh-eun saeng-gag-iya." Lady Rainicorn agrees.
"Then it's settled." Deadpool says, "Now, is anyone else gonna have a Hot Pocket?"
"You know, I've kind of waited to check out that new club in Ooo." Marceline informs, "Maybe we could invite PB, Treetrunks, and LSP to come."
"I see no wrong coming out of this situation." Deadpool states.
[Have you even see the title of the story yet?]
"I'll get around to it." Deadpool informs.
"Dude, you really need to stop talking to yourself." Jake says.
A few weeks pass, and Finn, Jake, and Deadpool sit in the Tree Fort, playing video games on Beemo.
"Whoa, DP, how'd you do that?" Jake questions.
"When you have the internet, you learn a lot of ways to cheat." Deadpool answers. Just then, Marceline stumbles into the Tree Fort, giggling.
"See you tomorrow night, girls!" She yells, waving outside. She then stumbles, over to the stairs.
"Hey, Marceline, what did you guys do tonight?" Finn questions.
"Like always, Finn, it between all us girls." Marceline answers, heading upstairs. All the men have confused looks on their faces.
"Guys, have you noticed that our girlfriends have been going out a lot?" Finn questions.
"Yeah, man." Jake answers, "What gives? Lady Rainicorn doesn't even have time for our smooching sessions anymore."
"Yeah, come to mention it, Susan has been too tired to cuddle lately." Deadpool states.
[Which always comes after Super Sexy Fun Time.]
"And Marceline's been staying over here a lot more." Finn replies.
"You don't think it's because of that club, do you?" Jake questions.
"My god, it's as if the club is involved in the conflict of the story!" Deadpool states.
[Totally saw this coming!]
"Then why didn't you warn me?" Deadpool replies.
[Because you never listen to my warnings!]
"I would've if I knew that it would affect Super Sexy Fun Time!" Deadpool says.
"Wade, this is serious, we need to figure out what's going on!" Finn informs.
"You're right!" Deadpool states, "To the Deadpoolmobile!" Both Finn and Jake stare and Deadpool.
"Uh... let's just take Jake." Finn replies.
"Whatever." Deadpool says.
A few minutes later, the group reaches a small, pink, castle outside of the Candy Kingdom. It had a glowing neon sign that read 'For Chicks'. They also see a sign that reads 'No guys allowed'.
"How do we get inside?" Deadpool questions.
"We could dress up like girls." Finn answers.
"No way, man!" Jake yells, "I'm not doin' that!"
"Hmm... if only we had a cross dimensional transporter, then we could just find our female counterparts and send them in." Deadpool states.
"Our what?" Finn replies, confused.
"Our female counterparts." Deadpool explains, "We all have them."
"I think DP's broken." Jake whispers to Finn.
"No, Jake, I think Wade's on to something." Finn informs, "And Princess Bubblegum might have something like that."
"Then what are we waiting for?" Deadpool questions, "To the Candy Kingdom!"
[Moments later...]
"None shall pass." a banana guard states.
"What?" Finn and Jake questions.
"Oh no, you guys are cool." the guard informs, then points at Deadpool, "It's that weirdo that can't go in. He's still banished."
"Look, buddy, I've got 99 problems, but a banana ain't one of them." Deadpool says, "So, how about you step aside, or I'll turn you into a banana split!"
"I'm not afraid of you!" the guard states.
Moments later, the group reaches Princess Bubblegum's bedroom and knock on his door. Princess Bubblegum answers the door, dressed in a pink nightgown.
"Finn, Jake, what are you doing here so late?" Princess Bubblegum questions, then sees Deadpool, "...Deadpool!"
[She remembers us!]
"Sup." Deadpool greets.
"FRANK!" Princess Bubblegum yells. Just then, the banana guard scoots his way into the hall in a bowl of ice cream, missing his peel.
"I'm sorry, Princess, but he made me into a banana split!" the guard cries. Jake laughs a little.
"Still can't believe he did that." Jake says
"Look, Princess, this is important!" Finn informs, "We need to know if you have a cross dimensional portal thingy?"
"Well, of course." Princess Bubblegum replies, "But why?"
"We kind of need it." Finn explains.
"Well, I'm afraid I'm not going to allow that." Princess Bubblegum says.
"Okay, okay, I'm sorry I threw that party and that it got out of hands!" Deadpool replies, "Also, I'm sorry about the whole eating a servant thing. Now can we use the transporter?"
"No, but I will lift your banishment since you apologized." Princess Bubblegum informs.
"But why?" Jake questions.
"Because the cross dimensional transporter is to dangerous!" Princess Bubblegum answers, "It could cause total destruction to the entire universe!" The three stare at Princess Bubblegum.
"...So, that's a no?" Finn questions. Princess Bubblegum slams the door.
"Well, what do we do now?" Jake questions. Deadpool thinks for a moment.
"I think we should find the transporter and use it anyway." Deadpool informs.
"No way, PB will freak out!" Finn states.
"Okay, then." Deadpool replies, "I guess we'll never be able to figure out what our girlfriends are doing."
[Playing to his emotions, good call.]
Finn is silent for a moment, as Jake gives him a puppy dog look.
"Fine!" Finn groans.
[Works every time.]
A few minutes later, the group enters Princess Bubblegum's invention room.
"Oh crud, man, PB's gonna kill us when she finds out!" Finn says.
"Don't worry dude." Jake replies, "Wade's got something figured out. Right, Wade?"
"Of course." Deadpool answers, "One, we find the transporter. B, we get our counterparts. And last, we run like hell!"
"That's your plan?" Finn yells.
"I'm just making it up as we go." Deadpool states.
[Like Jonny T's method of writing.]
The three soon find a large, circular gateway machine with steps leading to it.
"You think this is it?" Jake questions.
"Either that, or we found the Stargate." Deadpool answers, then presses a few buttons on the control panel. All of a sudden, the machine comes on, and out stumbles a few figures, who are hidden by the massive about of light created by the machine. Finn quickly pulls out his sword, bracing himself for anything to happen. The machine shuts off, revealing a female looking Finn, with a skirt instead of pants, and long, blond hair hanging out of her hat. And there was Lady Deadpool and a female looking brown and white cat.
"Uh, Wanda, this looks the exact same." the female Finn states.
"Yeah, girl, I think the machine's busted." the cat states, in a sassy tone. The three then see the other three, the female Finn and the cat looking at Finn and Jake, all of them shocked.
"I rest my case." Lady Deadpool states.
Hope you enjoyed this chapter. What will the group discover about the club? How will the group solve the issues. Why do I ask these questions when I don't expect any answer? Find out in the next exciting chapter of Secret Of The Clubs. Please Review. Thanks.