Baby got Vulcan
(sung to Sir-mix-a-lots Baby got back)
Oh my God, Sylvie
Look at Spock's butt
It is so big uhh
He's got to be one of those legends
But u know who understands those legends
They only talk two him because he's the finest guy in Starfleet
Ok I mean his butt...
It's just so big
Uhh I can't believe its just so round
It's out there
Not so gross
Look
He's just so FINE!
I like Spock's butt and I cannot lie
You other sisterz can't deny
When that Vulcan walks in with those pointy tipped ears
And that look upon his face you get sprung
Want to pull up tough
Cuz u noticed that he is Fine!
An those pointed ears are Vulcanine!
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh T'hy'la I wanna get wit cha
And do more than take you're picture
My crewmates tried two warn me
But that bod' u got makes me so horny
Ooooooo short black hair
U say u wanna get my benz
Well use me use me cuz u ain't that average Vulcan
I seen him fighting
To Heck with romancing
He sweat
Wet
He's got it going like a turbo jet
I'm tired of communiques
Seeing klingons and humans are the thing
Cuz the average woman ask him that
He's got two pack much Vulcan
So fans!
YAH!
Fans!
YAH!
Have Spock in your quarters?
Heck YAH!
Smack it
Yah!!!
Smack it
Yah!!!!!
Smack that sexy Spock!
Baby got Vulcan!
Baby got Vulcan!
I like Spock thin and hot
And when I'm throwing a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm acting like an andorian
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get him home and
Pon
Double up
Pon Farr
I ain't talking bout Vulcanboy
Those silicon ears are made for toys
I want him real hot and ears pointed
So find Spock in a shower
Damsels seem troubled
Begging for a piece of that Vulcan
So I'm looking at those human hands!
Knocking these Kirks
Looking like Romulans
You can have those Kirks
I keep my men like Spock
A quick word to the those Vulcan brothers!
I wanna bond wit cha
I won't cus or hit cha
I gotta be straight when I say
I wanna uh... to the break of dawn
Vulcans got it going on
A lot of damsels won't like this song
Cuz those girls like to hit and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm ready! And I'm strong
And I'm down to get this frick smeg on
So ladies
YAH!
Ladies
YAH!
So u wanna roll my Spock
YAH!
Well to bad!
Get lost!
Even human girls got to shout
Baby got Vulcan!
Baby got Vulcan!
Yah Baby
When it comes to Vulcans!
Starfleet ain't got nothing to do with my selection
(Hmm tall, dark hair, pointed ears? yeah, only if he has an A7 computer rating)
So your boyfriend owns a starship
Playing workout tapes by Kirk
But Kirk he acts like he's all that!
My anaconda
You don't got none unless you got Spock, Hun
You can have those humans or eltarians
But just don't take my Spock!
Some sisterz wanna play that raider
And tell ya that the Vulcan ain't gold
So they toss him and leave him
And I beam up quick to retrieve him
So Zordon says you're fat
Well I ain't down wit dat
Cuz you're stomach is built
And you're bod' is hot
And I'm thinking bout . . .(wait you don't want to know)
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
Your human ain't it miss thing
Give me a Vulcan
I can't resist him
Tie him up and….(ok never mind)
Some crazy girl tried to dis
Cuz Spock is on my list
They had game
But he chose the raider
And I beam up quick to get wit him
So ladies if your guy is old
And u wanna Spock clone
Dial 1-900-Mr.Spock
And kick dem nasty thoughts
Baby got Vulcan
Baby got Vulcan . . .
(sung to Sir-mix-a-lots Baby got back)
Oh my God, Sylvie
Look at Spock's butt
It is so big uhh
He's got to be one of those legends
But u know who understands those legends
They only talk two him because he's the finest guy in Starfleet
Ok I mean his butt...
It's just so big
Uhh I can't believe its just so round
It's out there
Not so gross
Look
He's just so FINE!
I like Spock's butt and I cannot lie
You other sisterz can't deny
When that Vulcan walks in with those pointy tipped ears
And that look upon his face you get sprung
Want to pull up tough
Cuz u noticed that he is Fine!
An those pointed ears are Vulcanine!
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh T'hy'la I wanna get wit cha
And do more than take you're picture
My crewmates tried two warn me
But that bod' u got makes me so horny
Ooooooo short black hair
U say u wanna get my benz
Well use me use me cuz u ain't that average Vulcan
I seen him fighting
To Heck with romancing
He sweat
Wet
He's got it going like a turbo jet
I'm tired of communiques
Seeing klingons and humans are the thing
Cuz the average woman ask him that
He's got two pack much Vulcan
So fans!
YAH!
Fans!
YAH!
Have Spock in your quarters?
Heck YAH!
Smack it
Yah!!!
Smack it
Yah!!!!!
Smack that sexy Spock!
Baby got Vulcan!
Baby got Vulcan!
I like Spock thin and hot
And when I'm throwing a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm acting like an andorian
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get him home and
Pon
Double up
Pon Farr
I ain't talking bout Vulcanboy
Those silicon ears are made for toys
I want him real hot and ears pointed
So find Spock in a shower
Damsels seem troubled
Begging for a piece of that Vulcan
So I'm looking at those human hands!
Knocking these Kirks
Looking like Romulans
You can have those Kirks
I keep my men like Spock
A quick word to the those Vulcan brothers!
I wanna bond wit cha
I won't cus or hit cha
I gotta be straight when I say
I wanna uh... to the break of dawn
Vulcans got it going on
A lot of damsels won't like this song
Cuz those girls like to hit and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm ready! And I'm strong
And I'm down to get this frick smeg on
So ladies
YAH!
Ladies
YAH!
So u wanna roll my Spock
YAH!
Well to bad!
Get lost!
Even human girls got to shout
Baby got Vulcan!
Baby got Vulcan!
Yah Baby
When it comes to Vulcans!
Starfleet ain't got nothing to do with my selection
(Hmm tall, dark hair, pointed ears? yeah, only if he has an A7 computer rating)
So your boyfriend owns a starship
Playing workout tapes by Kirk
But Kirk he acts like he's all that!
My anaconda
You don't got none unless you got Spock, Hun
You can have those humans or eltarians
But just don't take my Spock!
Some sisterz wanna play that raider
And tell ya that the Vulcan ain't gold
So they toss him and leave him
And I beam up quick to retrieve him
So Zordon says you're fat
Well I ain't down wit dat
Cuz you're stomach is built
And you're bod' is hot
And I'm thinking bout . . .(wait you don't want to know)
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
Your human ain't it miss thing
Give me a Vulcan
I can't resist him
Tie him up and….(ok never mind)
Some crazy girl tried to dis
Cuz Spock is on my list
They had game
But he chose the raider
And I beam up quick to get wit him
So ladies if your guy is old
And u wanna Spock clone
Dial 1-900-Mr.Spock
And kick dem nasty thoughts
Baby got Vulcan
Baby got Vulcan . . .