Disclaimer: I do not own South Park.

Clyde, Cartman, and Token all sat down at the remaining slots at the table. All three were smirking trying to stay serious. Token was the most composed of them all. They started eating their food like it was their usual table. The other four boys at the table, Pip, Damien, Craig, and Tweek just stared at the three boys.

"…What are you doing at the fag table?" Craig finally asked.

That table was officially called the fag table right after Tweek and Craig started sitting there. Damien and Pip came out when they were 10. They started out sitting with their friends but they were tired of people acting awkward around them (those feelings were mostly Damien's). They started sitting at a table by themselves. A little more than a year later, when Craig and Tweek were 11, they came out. They were experiencing the same problems as Pip and Damien so they started sitting at their table. The two didn't object having the second couple sit there. But once people saw the two couples eating together, everyone started calling their table the fag table.

Now that the four boys are 16, they weren't fazed by the term 'fag table'. The fag table became so much a concrete name; the four boys that inhabited the table used the name.

"Can't we come over and sit with our friends?" Cartman asked.

Craig flipped Cartman off. The usual angle Craig took to everything.

"Are you gonna finish that?" Clyde asked pointing to Tweek's lunch tray.

"Gah!" Tweek shouted sliding his tray in front of Clyde.

Craig slid his tray in between himself and Tweek so they could share his lunch.

"We have a proposition for you." Token said taking in a spoonful of peas.

The four were paying attention save Damien. Damien focused on eating as did Clyde.

Pip asked "Oh. And what proposition dear say did you have in mind?"

"…well you see…" Token started.

"We want you to switch partners." Cartman said bluntly.

"Gah! Partners?" Tweek said as he twitched.

"You know." Clyde swallowed his food and continued." Your fuck buddies."

"And why may I ask would we do that?" Pip asked.

"Gah! I would have to love Damien!" Tweek asked.

Damien looked up shocked. Token laughed.

"Ha ha ha, that's later." Cartman answered.

The four, save Craig, looked confused. Craig looked expressionless.

"Yeah," Token said suddenly serious. "Tweek would be seen with Pip. Craig would be seen with Damien. At all times. Neither Craig or Damien would be allowed to talk to Pip or Tweek and vice versa ."

"But I live with Pip right now." Damien commented.

"Yeah, Craig lives, Gah, lives with me!" Tweek added.

"I guess two of you are packing your bags huh?" Clyde said still munching on Tweek's lunch.

"None of us take part in this 'proposition'" Craig said while forcing Tweek to eat his food.

Nothing was said but Cartman slid something into the middle of the table.

"…Those aren't?" Damien and Pip said at practically the same time. The two voices together made a weird combination.

Tweek stared at them in amazement still twitching. "These are sold out."

Craig had a hint of emotion on his face. "McDriedal concert tickets?"

"Oh. But there seems to be only two tickets here." Pip stated.

"Smart deduction Pip." Cartman said with a hint of sarcasm as he help two more tickets in his left hand and four back stage passes in his right.

"How long does this go on?" Damien asked. He had flames in his eyes as he stared at the McDreidal tickets.

"Only two weeks. After then, you get the tickets. It's that simple." Cartman added, "But if you break any rules of the bet, no McDreidal for you."

"Rules?" Craig asked.

"You know, the conditions I said earlier," said Token.

Cartman added "And remember, you're switching partners. So you have to be like partners. You know. Kiss and hold hands and all that shit. If you don't make us believe that you love each other, no tickets." Cartman took the two McDreidal tickets from the center of the table.

"The way this house thing is working" Damien started thing about it for quite a while "Tweek and Pip would live at Tweeks house and me and Craig would live at Pip's house. "

"You could always live in hell. I'm sure Craig would feel right at home." Clyde suggested.

Craig gave him the death glare.

"My parents wouldn't mind. I say do it!" Pip smiled eagerly. "What do you say Damien? For the tickets."

Damien didn't wanna disappoint Pip. "Fine. We'll do it."

"Great." Cartman said grinning. "Now we just need to get Tweek and Craig to do it."

"We're doing it." Craig answered instantly. Craig loved McDreidal the most out of the four of them.

"Good." Token and Cartman said together with Clyde saying the same thing directly after.

"'Kay. you guys will move out tonight and switch. Tomorrow, you guys will go to the movies. The next day, we'll give you your next assignments at lunch. Those are your assignments for the next two days," said Cartman.

"Assignments?" Craig asked squeezing Tweek's hand.

"Don't follow through on assignments, no tickets." Clyde clarified.

Token spoke up "But don't think assignments are the only things you have to do. You're in love with each other at all times. All three of us will be watching."

"Lunch is… almost over!" Tweek announced.

"So we got a deal." Cartman said shaking the hands of his four constants.

The lunch bell rang. The seven boys started walking to Mr. Ketchum's class. Craig grabbed Tweek's hand and Damien held Pips. Clyde pulled Craig away from Tweek. Token pulled Pip away from Damien. Clyde pulled Craig next to Damien and Token pushed Pip next to Tweek. Pip and Tweek stared at each other with unknowing eyes. Damien and Craig glared at each other both with fire in their eyes. Clyde, Cartman, and Token were smiling at each other in the back ground, all proud of one another.

+t+

"It's so lame dude." Kyle said glumly waking to Mr. Ketchem's class. "The McDreidal concert is sold out! I was so excited when I learned they were coming to Denver!"

"You should talk to Token dude." Stan, Kyle's best friend, said. "His dad bought him like 6 tickets."

"Token doesn't even like McDreidal."

"I know right. It's weird."