Hey! Its PrussiaNinjaJr here, I hope you like this ff on my big sisters ff have fun readers.

Warning: this is very violent and has a lot of swearing as requested by my big sis

(Jeez kid you make it sound like I'm forcing you to write this -_-)

XD hope you like it! Tell me what you think!

Prussia and Hungary went to a nice little resort for their honeymoon. It was by a forest.

It didn't take long for Elizaveta to get fed up with Gilbert's pet bird Gilbird. She wanted to assassinate it by the third day. It would chirp its annoying little song from morning to night. She had insisted on bringing her frying pan. Gilbert thought that was kind of odd, but he didn't say anything. She loved her frying pan! It was perfect; no one ever saw it as a weapon so it was super easy to travel with. She knew she would use it on that little shit ball of feathers any day now.

The love of her life was about to go invade another country.

"Love you Lizzie!" he said, kissing her cheek as he left,"I'm going now."

She sighed as he pulled away.

"Gilbird is sleeping in his cage. Take good care of him he's my best friend…" he smirked.

"…have fun," she mumbled, "I'll miss you."

She was so pissed. She had married this guy thinking that she was his best friend. What the fuck? IT was a fucking bird! Who the hell is best friends with a bird? It was time for that son of a bitch to die and go to hell.

Natalya was also staying in the resort. She was on the second floor, taking care of a girl who made the mistake of flirting with her beloved Ivan. Right when she had her target in place her cell phone ring.

"Who the fuck is this?" she hissed, "I'm busy!"

"It's me, Liz," she said, "I'm about top go kill someone and I wanted to know if you want to join me."

"Sorry, I have to kill this fucking bitch first, be right back…"

Elizaveta heard the shriek of a women getting stabbed upstairs.

"Sorry about that." Natalya said, picking up the phone.

"So, are you coming or what?"

Two minutes later she heard a door knock and her awesome best friend came to help her obliterate her enemy.

"Do you have your knife?"

"Pffft! Obviously," she snorted, "So where is this bastard?"

"He's sleeping on the couch,"

They crept up to the sleeping animal. Poor bastard won't know what hit him.

"Ready?" Elizaveta whispered.

Natalia smiled and stabbed the puny little asshole. Elizaveta hit him with her pan twice. He began to bleed. Elizaveta glared at it. She hated that it was so weak and couldn't handle a simple beating! They continued beating the bird with all their strength. When he had finally bled to death, she realized that he had been sleeping on her favorite war outfit. She screamed and kept beating the corpse even more.

She took the little piece of shit and put him in Roderick's mail box. He was the perfect bastard to blame its death on.

She picked up her favorite garment and saw that the fucking bird's blood had gone through her outfit and onto her love's white blouse. She put the clothes in the wash.

Natalia left. She wanted to go back to her Ivan who was in Florida for preparing for the next G8 meeting. Elizaveta went and dumped a ton of yellow feathers in and around Roderick's mailbox. When all the evidence was gone her precious Gilbert came back.

"Hey beautiful," he said kissing her.

Elizaveta smiled. Now that the stupid bird was gone, she was number one in his heart.

"Hey where's Gilbird?" he exclaimed, looking at the opened cage door.

"What do you mean he was right over …Oh My Lord! Where could he have gone?"

"Did he fly away? I'm gonna go look for him!" he shouted.

She wanted him to pay more fucking attention to her and not that damn bird! He left the room, then opened the door again.

"You gonna help me?" he said with a sad face.

"Sure, I'll help," she said.

He turned around and didn't see the disgusted look on her face. She pretended to search for the bird.

He went to the foyer and asked everyone if they had seen a cute yellow bird. They searched the whole building even though she knew the shit bag was in that asshole, Roderick's fucking mail box. Elizaveta was pissed off. Gilbert loved that fuckin bird way too much.

When they got back to their room, Elizaveta screamed. Her love run towards her when she was on the floor fake crying.

"Lizzie?" he said worried.

Finally, the attention she wants…

"…Gil…Gilbird… Roder…ick's mail…box…"she stuttered in between fake sobs.

She was such a fake and she was so terribly good at it. He looked in the mail box seeing his little bird pummeled ,deformed, distorted, soaked in blood…

"FUCK THAT BASTARD!" he shouted, "OPEN THIS FUCKIN DOOR RODERICK OR I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU!"

Of course he wasn't there. Gilbert knocked the door down and Elizaveta momentarily regretted killing the shit bird, seeing her love this upset. She hated the little asshole so much she didn't care any more.

"Eh? Gilbert what are you doing to my room?"

Mathew came in, stunned to find Liz crying on the floor and Gilbert pissed as hell. Shit. She thought Roderick's room was here, but it was one room over.

"You murderer!" Gilbert shouted as he started strangling the confused Canadian.

"Stop…I didn't…Gilbert…" he begged.

Gilbert let go.

"What ever happened, it wasn't me!" Mathew explained, "I was out with Katyusha this whole time…"

"Then why is Gilbird in you're mail box?"

Damn! He might figure it out!

"Roderick probably put Gilbird in his mail box to frame him! That manipulative bastard!" she shouted.

Gilbert looked at the feathers that lead from Mathew's mail box to next door.

"This doesn't seem right…" the confused Canadian said.

He was too smart! She had to dispose of him and fast! His phone rang.

"Hello? Oh it's you Al… no I do not want to go to a club and meet girls! One sec."

He coverd his cell with his hand.

"Hey Gil, do you wanna go for a drink with Al and Iggy and the other guys?"

"Sure!"

He grinned, kissed Elizaveta goodbye and went on to his friends. Mathew made it so easy to get rid of her love…damn idiot. Now they'd be alone. It was the perfect opportunity to finish him off.

Hi its me hope you like my first chapter tell me what you think I want to know if this is good oh and sorry about it my big sis wanted it to be really really really really violent and sweary…yeah…XD

PrussiaNinja:

I don't think "sweary" is a word kid…maybe you mean vulgar?

And stop making it sound like I'm forcing you to write this!

Lol I love how you spelt Iggy! (Eggey) This is why you need me as a beat reader XD