Up in smoke
Author:
While pondering in his bottle, Quatre tried as hard as he could to seek
an answer to how
he could have the one thing he could never obtain, the one girl he could
never make to love him
no matter what because of that stupid astronaut, Heero Yuy. The one girl
that should have
been promised to him. It wasn't like he hadn't tried, I mean, he
went as far as to turn her
into a slave just because he thought then she would change her mind. The
only problem, that
stupid bottle rule! Somehow, no matter what, he was going to find a
way, even if he had to
become......a human!
Meanwhile, we find ourselves in the happy-go-lucky home of Heero Yuy,
and his very
own, and not-so-private genie, Relena, sitting around having a quite
moment together reading. For
once, Heero finally gets a free day off from work, and do whatever he
wanted, and he was
doing exactly what he wanted to do, and this time there will be no
insane, and off the wall
wishes from yours truely. He cured that with a nice little book called
Arabian Nights. But,
the silence was shattered tho when the cute blonde asked...
Relena: Master, can you believe people actually read this crap!
I mean, why would
anyone lie about the story of Aladdin like that? I knew Aladdin, and
he was very rich when
he stole, I mean, found that lamp. He was nothing more than a spoiled
rotten little creap, and
when he got his greddy little hands on the lamp, he became a bigger
one. Not to mention also that the royal guy was just trying to help...
Heero: Relena, what do I have to do to keep you quite for just five
stupid minutes? I am
trying to soak up all the silence I can until I have to go
back to work, and deal
with that stupid doctor, and two-faced Duo, so just keep reading!
Relena: Ahhhh, I think Master is all bent out of shape, so how about
we...
Heero: Not today Relena, I don't feel like doing anything!
Relena: Oh come on Master, we can...
Heero: I said no, Relena, now thats enough, get back to reading!
Relena: Oh Master, you are just no fun! You know what, I need a Master
who will actually
do stuff, and ask me for stuff just like, like, ummm, Duo! Thats it, a
Master like Duo!
Heero: Thats totally out of the question, I will not have you to become
that scumbag's genie!
Relena: Why? Because you two aren't getting along? Why is that going
to stop me?
Heero: I am your Master, and I said no!
Author
Relena finally gave up her argument, and re-treated to her bottle.
Today was definently not
a day for battles with Heero. If only he would see how lonley she has
become, not being able
to please him, and always having to re-treat to her bottle, and when
conversation arose, she
would only be dismissed. She knew it was the job, but knowing that
Heero would never quite
just for her, or for his sanity. Relena would have to endure all the
rough angles for a long time!
Day turned to night, night turned to day, and Relena arose from her
bed, and went out of
her bottle to greet
her Master, just like every morning, but this time, he was not up. She
decided he was still in
bed, and went to making breakfast from scratch, her Master wants her to be
a little bit more
like a real woman instead of a genie. House work had to be that way
too, no magic was
to be used. It just got harder, and harder for her everytime she tried.
But like Master said,
"Practice makes perect!"
When breakfast was done, and the whole place sparkled, Relena decided it
was time for her
Master to wake up. Blinking into his room, Relena finds no one there.
Relena: Master, time to... Master? Master? Where are you? Did my
master leave
already without letting me know?
Author
Searching all over the house, Relena could not find Heero. Bummed by
this, she begins to sit
down, and think to herself.
Relena: Why? Why does my Master treat me as if I am only an object? I
try to do every-
thing he wants me to do, and I try my hardest to please him? Is there
not anything I can do
to please my Master?
Author
Just as Relena was thinking, out of nowhere, her friend, Hilde, pops in
for a visit...
Hilde: Hello Relena, why are you looking so sad for?
Relena: Oh, nothing.
Hilde: Come on now! I know theres something wronge, why don't you tell
me?
Relena: Well, all right. You see, my Master, I just can't seem to
please him lately, and...
Hilde: What? You all sad over him? Don't worrie about him all the
time, like he does
anything to please, or make you happy. Heres what you need,
come with me back
home for a little bit, and we can sort out all your troubles with a
little bit of fun, hows that
sound?
Relena: Well, I don't want to leave, and have Master come home without
me being here...
Hilde: Forget about him will ya, and come, lets have fun, and no buts
lena!
Relena: Well...ok, lets go!
Author
So Relena, and Hilde do off, adn leave the quite, little house for a
while, when just
seconds later, Heero walks in, and in the most terrible mood ever.
Searching this way, and
that way to find Relena, so he could pile her all his problems like
usual, but he seems to
find that she is not there. Baffled, Heero begins to wonder where she
might have gone. The
bottle, thats where she might be, I mean, thats the only place she could
be. So Heero walks
over to the bottle, and begins to command Relena to come out, but for
some reason she does
not respond. Looking into her bottle, he finds no genie to be found.
Heero sits down, and
wonders where she could have run off to, but no answer. Suddenly, a
thought fills his mind, and begins to think of Duo, that stupid,
two-faced idiot might have
her! All hell was about to break loose!
While Heero worried, Quatre began to think of his master plan of how
to obtain his only desire. Working out all the kinks, he would soon
put his plan
int motion as soon as Hilde would get there to set him free. Oh,
how sweet revenge would
be when he got the chance to enflick upon poor Heero Yuy, and then
finally, got his
hands on the beautiful Relena. There could never be a more sweetier
victory then that!
To be continued......
P.S. Inspired by the T.V. series I Dream of Jeannie.
P.S.S. Hope you like the first chapter! Read, and Review please!
Author:
While pondering in his bottle, Quatre tried as hard as he could to seek
an answer to how
he could have the one thing he could never obtain, the one girl he could
never make to love him
no matter what because of that stupid astronaut, Heero Yuy. The one girl
that should have
been promised to him. It wasn't like he hadn't tried, I mean, he
went as far as to turn her
into a slave just because he thought then she would change her mind. The
only problem, that
stupid bottle rule! Somehow, no matter what, he was going to find a
way, even if he had to
become......a human!
Meanwhile, we find ourselves in the happy-go-lucky home of Heero Yuy,
and his very
own, and not-so-private genie, Relena, sitting around having a quite
moment together reading. For
once, Heero finally gets a free day off from work, and do whatever he
wanted, and he was
doing exactly what he wanted to do, and this time there will be no
insane, and off the wall
wishes from yours truely. He cured that with a nice little book called
Arabian Nights. But,
the silence was shattered tho when the cute blonde asked...
Relena: Master, can you believe people actually read this crap!
I mean, why would
anyone lie about the story of Aladdin like that? I knew Aladdin, and
he was very rich when
he stole, I mean, found that lamp. He was nothing more than a spoiled
rotten little creap, and
when he got his greddy little hands on the lamp, he became a bigger
one. Not to mention also that the royal guy was just trying to help...
Heero: Relena, what do I have to do to keep you quite for just five
stupid minutes? I am
trying to soak up all the silence I can until I have to go
back to work, and deal
with that stupid doctor, and two-faced Duo, so just keep reading!
Relena: Ahhhh, I think Master is all bent out of shape, so how about
we...
Heero: Not today Relena, I don't feel like doing anything!
Relena: Oh come on Master, we can...
Heero: I said no, Relena, now thats enough, get back to reading!
Relena: Oh Master, you are just no fun! You know what, I need a Master
who will actually
do stuff, and ask me for stuff just like, like, ummm, Duo! Thats it, a
Master like Duo!
Heero: Thats totally out of the question, I will not have you to become
that scumbag's genie!
Relena: Why? Because you two aren't getting along? Why is that going
to stop me?
Heero: I am your Master, and I said no!
Author
Relena finally gave up her argument, and re-treated to her bottle.
Today was definently not
a day for battles with Heero. If only he would see how lonley she has
become, not being able
to please him, and always having to re-treat to her bottle, and when
conversation arose, she
would only be dismissed. She knew it was the job, but knowing that
Heero would never quite
just for her, or for his sanity. Relena would have to endure all the
rough angles for a long time!
Day turned to night, night turned to day, and Relena arose from her
bed, and went out of
her bottle to greet
her Master, just like every morning, but this time, he was not up. She
decided he was still in
bed, and went to making breakfast from scratch, her Master wants her to be
a little bit more
like a real woman instead of a genie. House work had to be that way
too, no magic was
to be used. It just got harder, and harder for her everytime she tried.
But like Master said,
"Practice makes perect!"
When breakfast was done, and the whole place sparkled, Relena decided it
was time for her
Master to wake up. Blinking into his room, Relena finds no one there.
Relena: Master, time to... Master? Master? Where are you? Did my
master leave
already without letting me know?
Author
Searching all over the house, Relena could not find Heero. Bummed by
this, she begins to sit
down, and think to herself.
Relena: Why? Why does my Master treat me as if I am only an object? I
try to do every-
thing he wants me to do, and I try my hardest to please him? Is there
not anything I can do
to please my Master?
Author
Just as Relena was thinking, out of nowhere, her friend, Hilde, pops in
for a visit...
Hilde: Hello Relena, why are you looking so sad for?
Relena: Oh, nothing.
Hilde: Come on now! I know theres something wronge, why don't you tell
me?
Relena: Well, all right. You see, my Master, I just can't seem to
please him lately, and...
Hilde: What? You all sad over him? Don't worrie about him all the
time, like he does
anything to please, or make you happy. Heres what you need,
come with me back
home for a little bit, and we can sort out all your troubles with a
little bit of fun, hows that
sound?
Relena: Well, I don't want to leave, and have Master come home without
me being here...
Hilde: Forget about him will ya, and come, lets have fun, and no buts
lena!
Relena: Well...ok, lets go!
Author
So Relena, and Hilde do off, adn leave the quite, little house for a
while, when just
seconds later, Heero walks in, and in the most terrible mood ever.
Searching this way, and
that way to find Relena, so he could pile her all his problems like
usual, but he seems to
find that she is not there. Baffled, Heero begins to wonder where she
might have gone. The
bottle, thats where she might be, I mean, thats the only place she could
be. So Heero walks
over to the bottle, and begins to command Relena to come out, but for
some reason she does
not respond. Looking into her bottle, he finds no genie to be found.
Heero sits down, and
wonders where she could have run off to, but no answer. Suddenly, a
thought fills his mind, and begins to think of Duo, that stupid,
two-faced idiot might have
her! All hell was about to break loose!
While Heero worried, Quatre began to think of his master plan of how
to obtain his only desire. Working out all the kinks, he would soon
put his plan
int motion as soon as Hilde would get there to set him free. Oh,
how sweet revenge would
be when he got the chance to enflick upon poor Heero Yuy, and then
finally, got his
hands on the beautiful Relena. There could never be a more sweetier
victory then that!
To be continued......
P.S. Inspired by the T.V. series I Dream of Jeannie.
P.S.S. Hope you like the first chapter! Read, and Review please!