Hi! Tis I, DARKTHEDA! Duh duh duh duh! Well, I want to thank all the kind review people, and my bestest friend…. JOSIE! Do a little dance, for you are worthy enough to be my friend! Also, it was JOSIE that helped me out here. To see the original copy of this, go to my group, Screaming Temporal Doom.
DISCLAIMER: Neither Josie nor myself are Jhonen Vasquez. Nor are any of us Roman Dirge. THEY OWN THEMSELVES. I hope….
(DarkTheda) Jhonen woke up one morning in the mood for waffles. He went to his kitchen to find...NO WAFFLES! DUH DUH DUH! So he went to the supermarket with Ed the talking jellybean to purchase his deleeshus treat. But then...
(Josie) The jellybean turned evil and started killing everyone in sight with his evil sugar doom sticks! Jhonen stared at the evil jelly bean, then he shrugged it off because he could care less about the people that were dying, he went to go buy his waffles... As he went to pay for them...
(DarkTheda) Then when Jhonen got to the counter, the cashier was a creepy fangirl! So he had to kill her...duh! So Jhonen just left the money at the store and went home to eat his yummy yummy waffles. Then Roman came over and asked if he could have some waffles to, and Jhonen said... "Yes, as long as next time we play dollies, I get the princess doll." Roman sniffed. "Ohh... ok." He said. "You can be Princess Polly if you want to, Jhonen." So then they put the waffles in the toaster and then...
(Josie) Well... Since the toaster was the amsterville toaster when they put in the waffles a living hand popped out of it! Then the hand started to run around the house being a crazy mofo... Kehem... The hand disappeared when everyone that Jhonen created came to life and was dwelling in his house! (Man was that place packed!)
(DarkTheda) Well Jhonen and Roman stopped screaming cuz it was REALLY creeping Squee out. "Squeeeeeee... it's SPOOKY here." Whispered Squee. And Devi was running around, trying to hide from Nny. Then Gir ran in and screamed something about "Master is gonna use his gun-thing!" So Jhonen had to go outside and then he captured Zim and stuffed him in the toaster and 4686589659 seconds later out popped a Twinkie, so Jhonen ate it, still wishing he had a waffle...
(Josie) Jhonen yawned then pulled out a piece of paper, "Ok everyone it's time to disappear!" He quickly made a comic of everyone in his house and then how they disappeared from a big hamburger eating them all, except for himself and Roman. Then a huge hamburger popped outta no where and ate all of the people, but then Jhonen wrote that they all got revived later by Satan because Satan had pity on them... After that...
(DarkTheda) JHONEN STARTED TO BREAK-DANCE! He just started do his dance, and then Roman turned on some rapsta tunes on his boom box, and now they both were wearing their bling bling, getting their groove on...
record scratch
Wait... no... that's not what happened.
Jhonen went to mug a puppy for a waffle. Sadly for Jhonen, this puppy knew Kung-Fu, and Jhonen got no money. Then Roman walked over...
(Josie) Roman looked at Jhonen was just got his ass kicked by the dog, "Um..." Then Roman turned into a huge robot thing and crushed the dog with his little toe... (Who'da thunk robots had toes...) Then he returned to his original size. Jhonen was really hurt and in tears but he wasn't sad, because he was chewing on a waffle at last! Those were tears of joy……..
(DarkTheda) Then Roman and Jhonen did a little dance to the waffle gods and ate their waffles. They were thankful that Gir-the-Homicidal-Maniac didn't really make them rapstas. Then the dog returned to life, and wanted to kill Jhonen, but was hit by a flying ice cream truck. Then Jhonen and Roman got some ice cream from the nice ice cream man!
(Both) THE END!