Run Like the Wind… I Know You Can
IMPORTANT NOTE TINGY: Yes, this is my first, ever fanfic! And like one would treat a new borne baby, you must cherish and love this story! And though you won't review a baby, review this fanfic! If you don't, you're a live infected earthworm, and if you do review, then may God or whatever saint you worship be with you. Anyways,I, along with my weirdcat vase beside me, hope you enjoy this fanfic!Oh, an Kai and Sakura are both OC's, so don't go looking throughhundreds of YYHDVDs trying to find the characters.ONWARD!
The starts of a wondrous day at school, the sun was shining, and Grace (my friend) is worshipping yeast...
"Start running, KAZE!"
"I already am."
"Start moving that lazy ass of yours right now! FASTER!" Kai walked rather slowly around the gym as others easily overlapped her, but she really didn't care. "My grandmother can run faster than you! And she's dead!" The P.E teacher roared yet again. Except this time, she gave Kai an extra treat. The teacher blew the whistle right in front of Kai's face letting beads of spit fly onto the girl's face. The girl's twitching hand itched to snatch the whistle and fling it down her bulky teacher's throat while she wiped the horrific wet stuff off her face. She was ready kill, but alas, she was feeling merciful today.
"Shut up yoooouuuu…" Kai narrowed her eyes considerably, "lump of lard." The whole gym gasped at the unspeakable crime, insulting the rainbow hulk of a teacher. Judging by the way the tremendous flaps of fat on the teacher's face began to turn a multitude of colors; she was indeed a bubble-muscled, multi-colored fiend. A very ugly one at that as well. Visible steam began to pour out of the teacher's head from anger… or was it because the gears in her head jammed and caught on fire? Oh well, either way, Kai was satisfied.
"How dare you insult me, you insolent child, you! ME! The greatest of all athletes, the grace fullest of all dancers, the strongest of all men! The-" The teacher paused for a moment and thought about her last six words. Immediately, all the giggling, gossiping, slapping, kicking, making out in the shadows, and running stopped. The dog outside the gym window stopped doing its business and everything was silent.
"Of all men?" The class chorused. While some students gave their bi-sexual teacher a nasty glance, others began to shuffle away in fear of who-knows-what.
"There is nothing wrong with the sexuality of love!" The teacher stood proud with her hands on her hip, but ended up looking more like the latest model on the over-weight magazine. "For all we know, men and men could have hot o-" The teacher stopped and looked around. A lone dust ball blew by giving the gym an eerily Western glow. The teacher shrugged. "Feh. Those kids actually thought I was gay. HAHA! Now… to get to my favorite soap opera!" The teacher clapper her hands in excitement before clumsily clambering into her office, and the dog outside continued to pee.
"Humans are, disgusting." Kai thought as she shut her locker before making her way to one of Satan's many possessions, math class. "Hideous, very foul, homosexual and definitely nebbishes. I had-" Kai's train of thoughts were broken by a very cheerful, almost sickening voice that just made her eyes twitch.
"Hey Kai!" A blonde haired girl sped over to Kai tripping over several leaves that came from nowhere as well as many obscure objects.
"Baka." Kai muttered sitting down in her seat.
"So how's the plan going?" The blonde whispered in Kai's ear.
"Soon, believe me." Kai shifted her eyes towards the blonde haired girl.
"Oh, goody, because this is getting tiring!" The girl sighed and slid down on her chair, a little too much.
"Sakura, dear, are you okay?" The teacher asked worriedly looking at the poor blonde bent at an unusual angle at the base of the chair she had been sitting on.
"I'm fine!" Sakura chirped attempting to tangle herself, only succeeding in banging her head on the desk.
"Now why do I even know her?" Kai thought as she watched her friend nearly kill herself at the expense of such as easy task.
"Oh, okay." The teacher smiled making Kai want to puke. "Well, class, we have a new student today, please stand up, will you Kai?" Kai stood up slowly eyes flashing dangerously. "Would you like to introduce yourself?" Kai shrugged carelessly; after all, she had no intentions of making friends with making ningen creatures. Every body started at the strange girl who very visibly dishonored the uniform code, but fortunately, the good natured math teacher made no fuss about it. Kai sat back down, her slightly messy raven black hair shinning in the sunlight that poured in through the windows giving her a beautiful sheen. Soon, a ball of paper landed on Kai's desk with a soft plop. Out of pure curiosity, Kai opened the ball of paper only to be immobilized with disgust as she read the contents.
Hey, babe, you and me tonight? Alrigh'?
In pure rage, Kai looked to her right where the paper came from only to come face to face with a preppy cheerleader. "What… the… hell…?" There was an awkward silence but the girl absentmindedly pointed to the chair right next to her. There sat a boy with blonde hair and steel grey eyes, arrogant, and seemingly sure that he was the hottest thing on earth. Which many girls probably did by the way they made stupid cat scratching motions are her as a threat to stay away from him. The boy winked at Kai, however her response wasn't as carefree and lovable, instead, she sent him a glare that literally made him crumble down. Her usually sky blue eyes flashed red with the deadly fires of hell.
"Soon, all of them will pay… all of them." Kai thought mercilessly and proceeded in aiming a spit ball at a bird outside. "Score!"
"What now, Lord Pacifier!" The black haired teen clad in a white t-shirt semi-stuffed into his blue jeans, was visibly annoyed with being woken up at 4: OO a.m.
"Yusuke, this is no time for complaining. We have a very serious case on hand." A rather… small lord spoke sternly to the teen sitting on his high chair staring down at the teen.
"But it's so early!" Another orange haired human whined. The hideous piece of flesh wearing his normal school uniform began to ramble on and on in an uncomprehending language probably God couldn't even understand.
"Oh, shut up, Kuwabara!" The black haired teen punched his team mate over the head.
"You shut up Urameshi, you know you're just as annoyed as I-"
"SHUT THE FbeepING UP!" The baby roared making Kuwabara and Yusuke cower in the far corner of the room. "Hm… I didn't even know the corner of the room was there…" The baby the muttered thoughtfully as he looked at the two frightened teens.
"Koenma, if I may ask, I would also like to why I was nearly bound and gagged to come here?" A red haired boy asked coming in through the giant doors. The red head was wearing his "pink" school uniform, his red hair glimmering in even the dull office light.
"Ah, yes, Kurama, I am assembling the old Urameshi team again for a very important mission. This may be as serious as Sensui's case." Koenma nodded solemnly as Kurama sat down on a chair, almost soundlessly.
"So where's Hiei?" The red head asked.
"Oh, according to the tracking device I put on him, he should be here…" BOOM! The doors banged open almost flying off their hinges revealing a very angry little fire demon.
"Now." Koenma finished cowering with slight fear.
"WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS, BABY!" The shrimp yelled pointing to the many hand cuffs on his wrists.
"Well, if you came willingly, my men wouldn't have have to come after you!" Koenma huffed indignantly seeming very insulted, very, very insulted.
"Oh, I apologize, thirty bakas armed with sharp objects were after me and I should have just gone willingly." The fire demon snorted sarcastically leaning on the wall.
"Now, Hiei, no need to be irrational." Kurama smiled at his friend. But his response wasn't that much better.
"Hn."
"Now, team, I brought you all together for one more important mission." Koenma brought out a remote control and pressed the big red button. But nothing happened. Slightly annoyed, Koenma repeatedly pressed the button again, and again, and again getting faster with each non-respondent click of each push. "GEORGE!" The baby roared yet again, allowing the whole castle to shake dangerously. A clumsy blue stumbled in and bowed before the infant ruler.
"Y-y-yes s-sir?" The ogre stuttered in apprehension.
"Didn't I tell you change these batteries!"
"Uh, no sire."
"I did, NOW DO IT!" Koenma looked like that of an apple, except with a facial expression. The ogre quickly changed the batteries quickly and bowed. "Now get back to work!"
"Yes, sir!" The ogre bowed again and hurried out.
"You know, if all the ogres quit one day, it'll be your fault." Kurama pointed out.
"What my ogres do is none of your business, now let's get back to business." Koenma said spinning around on his chair pressing his remote control again. This time, the lights in the room dimmed and a giant screen slid down from the ceiling. CRANK… BOOM!
"GEEEEOOOOOOORRRRRRRGGGGGE!" The giant screen had electrical currents flowing through it, after all, it did explode and drop to the floor… Oh, this was going to take a long, long time…
Carelessly, Kai threw her backpack in her room and made her way to her little watching tower nobody but she knew about. Slyly, she pressed a button in that was supposedly the button on remote control on a poster on her wall. The wall slid open, and she slipped inside into the darkness. Click. The light turned on revealing a very high-tech government–like spy room. Very satisfied with her handiwork, she plopped down on the swishing chair and turned around for the remainder of the hour, enjoying herself very much at the white spots she started to see…
After much work, the giant screen was finally fixed. Yusuke had fallen asleep curled up on the ground. Kurama was absentmindedly toying with his mutant rose he just created. Kuwabara had a giant, green snot bubble going as he snored in his little la-la land. Hiei, on the other hand was doing something very useful. Sparks flew everywhere as Hiei wore some goggles and sharpened all his weapons planning how to make the orange carrot-topped boy's life miserable.
"Okay guys, come here!" Koenma called over to his group of sleeping detectives. The said detectives miserably dragged themselves in front of the screen like a good little, angelic kindergarten class. Well, it would have been angelic if it weren't for Kuwabara's satanic face and the numerous sharp objects surrounding Hiei. Koenma pressed another big button on his almighty remote control, and they all waited. The screen began to fizz, and fizz, and fizz…
Kai finished her finishing touches to her homemade traps that were in store for the detectives. "Touché." The girl wiped some sweat off her eyebrows and stepped back to admire her handiwork. There was a giant muck pond that smelled, and pretty much looked like sewage. But, jumping in out of the muckish and dirty, fowl were mutant piranha/flying fish creatures snapping mercilessly. Kai tossed in a giant ham into the pond, and in less than a few second, nothing was left, not even the bone. "Muhaha, let's see them make it out of this mess." Kai thought evilly before brushing off her hands and head of towards the guillotines.
And the screen fizzed, and fizzed and fizzed. Koenma was already hitting his head on the big red button again, and again and again. "Sir, you shouldn't do that." Botan looked worriedly at the baby.
"This is a disaster." Koenma muttered between each bash of the end. So it sounded much like, "This –thunk- is –thump- a –thwack- disaster –thunk-." Botan sweat dropped nervously at the amazing head bashing ruler. Then, as if a sign of their distress, a fly flew onto the screen, got electrocuted, and died.
Cr-Crack Creak… splotch! Kai scowled as the flimsy supposedly-used-for-pain tool broke in two.
The screen fizzed, and fizzed and fizzed…
CHING! Kai scowled yet again. The blade had cleaved the watermelon in two perfect halves. But Kai wanted her prisoners to suffer with several blows until an appendage could be severed from the main body. Yes, she was that morbid and evil.
The screen fizzed, and fizzed, WAIT! "LOOK!" Someone pointed out. Koenma looked at the screen, and indeed, it was worth looking at. The screen was still fizzy, but began to get clearer by the 43.3485972384275849485729837th of a second. Koenma nearly screamed out joy but managed to retain his ruler-like composure.
"BRANG-NANG-NANG-NANG-BR-!" The horrible voice filled Koenma's office temporarily causing everybody to become deaf. And soon, the screen became clear, on it was Yusuke air guitaring on his bed singing along to death metal music.
"Hey! Where the hell'd you get that!" Yusuke shouted partially red from the embarrassing moment. Koenma got shifty-eyed, and replied something we all would.
"Revenge… muhaha." Koenma got a few odd stared, but the infant ignored them and pressed the big red button again. The screen turned black, and got the tiniest of sparks once and a while.
"What's that?" Kuwabara asked stupidly.
"Baka, it's where your brain is supposed to be. Who else would have a black void of nothingness for a head?" Hiei muttered not even bothering to glance at the idiot he was talking to.
"Oh- Hey! That was an insult!" The carrot top yelled in sudden realization.
"No shit, Sherlock." Kuwabara was about to shoot back a moronic comeback, but every body ignored him like the time I ignored my friend when she claimed Hiei was her "hubby". And so, the screen changed yet again to a beautiful and purdy forest. The birds were singing, the butterflies were fluttering, the bees were buzzing, and trees were treeing, and the flowers… well… they were being flowry. All this beauty suddenly disappeared, and was replaced with a satanic scene as Hiei walked by clubbing numerous birds mercilessly.
"HIEI!" Kurama gasped. Well, him being a spirit fox and all, he must have felt very indignant to have his fellow forest creatures being clubbed to death with a to-sharp-to-be-a-club-but-may-be-a-sword club.
"What?" Hiei snapped. "Those fool of a species crapped on my tree." There was a long, thoughtful and understanding silence. No one, no one, could mess with Hiei's tree without being clubbed to death by some sort of shiny and sharp object, or just dangerous to say at the least.
"Ahh…" Was the understandingful answer from the two human detectives, but Kurama just scowled slightly.
"Animal abuser…"
Kai smirked, finally satisfied with her guillotine. Now just a few more preparations, and all was going to be well, for her at least, I can't say the same for the spirit detectives. "Those detectives and that baby will be sorry they ever decided to mess with me. Protection of humanity. Peh!"
"Okay team." Koenma clicked his trusty remote control and a picture of Kai appeared on the screen. Yusuke whistled and almost instantly, he crumpled to the floor due to Botan's oar she just "accidentally" swung backwards. "This is the girl you are going to look for."
"And…" Kurama quirked an eyebrow.
"She wants to destroy humanity, and she's going to do it with a recently stole spirit item." At that, Yusuke and Kuwabara started to laugh.
"Are you kidding me, toddler! That girl? Kill all of humanity!" The two humans continued to laugh. Hiei and Kurama on the other hand thought otherwise.
"But isn't she also a well known assassin?" Kurama asked.
"Yes. And from our records, she has successfully completed all 318 assassinations with no fails along with thousands of thievery, and no fails. So stop your laughing, this girl is a serious matter." Yusuke abruptly stopped laughing.
"Great. Another psychologically and aesthetically handicapped demon." Yusuke sighed.
"Oh my God… Yusuke spoke big words!" Kurama gasped dryly.
"Oh shut up."
"Who ever said she was a demon?" Koenma arched an eyebrow.
"She's not?" Yusuke, Kuwabara and Kurama chorused.
"Yes, due to recent studies, she is in fact a half demon, a very powerful one at that."
"But-"
"Yes, Kurama, I know exactly what you're thinking, but we haven't found the weak time of hers yet."
"No… actually, I was going to excuse myself to the bathroom." Kurama said causing the baby and two teens to crash down into the floor. Hiei just got a slight sweat drop at the back of his head.
"That can wait." Koenma said impatiently once he had recovered. "Anyhow," Koenma zoomed into your chest on the picture.
"Koenma! I never knew you were kind of person!" Yusuke yelled and gasped at the same time. He was awarded with another slam on the head, courtesy of Botan's oar. "Owies…" Yusuke was a crumpled heap on the floor with a steaming bubble on his head. Hiei promptly walked over, unsheathed his sword, and poked the bubble on Yusuke head. The bubble immediately popped leaving somewhat of a deflated balloon shaped thing hanging off Yusuke's head.
"Um…"
"Yes, um… before I was rudely interrupted," Koenma took out a pointer, "this is the key to the girl's power. The girl whom you are looking for is Kai Kaze, and if recent records aren't lying, she has just registered into a school. Now, this necklace is of great importance. It seals away the darkness that really exists in Kai. Take it away, and Kai will go berserk, going crazy, having no feelings at all, and just controlled by the urge to kill. But don't be fooled, although driven by bloodlust, Kai is even more powerful. Which is the reason why I want you to bring her to me, unharmed." Koenma shot a look at Hiei who just turned away and 'hned'. Koenma then pointed to the necklace that was hanging off your neck. "The good thing is that once Kai goes berserk, her energy doesn't last very long, and if she happens to go berserk and you stall long enough, you have the best chance of capturing her."
"But why does she even want to 'destroy humanity'? I mean, every other villain we battled had a stupid reason." Yusuke snorted.
"For revenge." Hiei answered.
"That is precisely right." Koenma said. "As many demons in the Makai know the tale of the Forbbiden Child, Kai is one too. Like Hiei, at a very young age, she was abandoned by her parents, unwanted. Also like Hiei, she had a sibling whom will be helping you on your mission." This immediately caught everybody's attention, especially Hiei. "Hiei and Yusuke will be particularly familiar with him, meet Sniper." At this last words, another door behind him opened and out stepped a boy with black hair and eyes wearing blue jeans and a white t-shirt. Over his attire, he wore a red jacket with many buckles. As a welcoming sign, Hiei immediately sent him a death glare. Yusuke, on the other hand seemed a little unsure of whether to trust this guy who had tried killing him countless times before.
"Baka baby, if you're blind, we will inform you that he tried killing us." Yusuke said over clearly pronouncing each word.
"Yes, I know that. But Sniper has realized his wrong doing, and I released him some time ago. He is now a spy working for me, but he will accompany you guys." Kuwabara looked back from the now picture of your face to Sniper, very stupidly may I add.
"Quite looking at me or do I have tear out your eyes?" Sniper snapped after noticing that he was in the middle of attention.
"Tear my eyes out? HA! I'd like to see you try!" Kuwabara announced like he was some type of superior life form, which was completely off reality and only existed in Kuwabara land. Immediately the room turned a red color.
"STOP THIS!" Koenma roared. The red glow disappeared in a flash and everything was back to normal. Kuwabara, who had been so scared he nearly pissed his pants, touched and patted his body to make sure he was okay and unharmed, presumably…
"Kuwabara, we all known you admire yourself, but, really, there is no need to diddle." Yusuke said giving Kuwabara a nasty glance.
"Huh?"
"Nevermind, twit." Yusuke muttered. Kurama looked from Sniper to Kai.
"But the possibilities of siblings having different length ear lobes, different colored eyes and hairline patterns are one-1,000,000, therefore Kai and Sniper cannot possibly by siblings." Kurama stated intelligently.
"We're not." Sniper said at the same time Koenma said, "They're not."
"Then what are they?" Kurama asked.
"They half twins. They both had the same mother was also a psychic. But we don't known how one is a demon and one isn't." Kurama nodded, but then looked confused.
"Yeah, they both share want for destroying humanity." Kuwabara whispered to Yusuke. The black haired teen just shrugged.
"How can they be half-twins?"
"Well, let's just say their mother did –ahem- with two different men and well… the two children shared the same womb in their fetus-hood, maybe, in theory."
"Fetus-hood…" Kurama repeated bluntly with two dots as eyes.
"But that still doesn't explain why she wants to destroy the human race." Yusuke said thoughtfully.
"Her mother was a human and she abandoned Kai at a young age. What do you think Yusuke?" Koenma asked.
"Now Kai thinks that all humans are… well… hurtful creatures, and so she wants to destroy them." Kurama said thoughtfully.
"Hn. Of course ningens are stupid, I might as well even be on that onna's side right now if I could." Hiei commented in his usual cold and emotionless tone.
"But you're with us, so ya can't go!" Yusuke slung an arm around Hiei's neck, and as a result, Hiei punched him in the face. "OW! Why is it always me you're abusing!" Yusuke whined.
"Now I feel stupid losing to such an idiot." Hiei snorted and turned away leaning on the nearby wall.
"Hey! I resent that!" Yusuke jumped up and shouted in defense.
"You resent your stupidity or what?" By now, Yusuke was already fuming and a big anime vein pulsating at his forehead.
"Okay, children, there is no need to fight now." Kurama said softly suddenly looking like a kindergarten school teacher. If only he had those nerdy little spectacles…
"Shut up, fox."
"Oh, and before I forget, here." Koenma handed Yusuke a collar with chains connecting it to two handcuffs.
"What's that for?" Kuwabara asked.
"For when you catch Kai, it drains a person of all of her ki and shocks her every time she powers up with demonic auras."
"You're putting that thing on Kai?" Sniper asked rather concerned.
"Yes, she is dangerous and she-"
"You're not going to make my sister look like some kind of DOG!" Sniper yelled right in Koenma's face. Every body seemed rather startled by this outburst.
"Um… yes, uh… then you don't have to use it. Okay, some for some last minute info. We do not know what kind of demon Kai is yet, but we know that she an A class demon."
"HA! I'm an S class, I can beat her easily!" Yusuke announced putting his hands on his hips.
"Don't be so sure, this A class I capable of completely destroying an S class demon, and Yusuke, only girls put their hands on their hips." The background turned black and thunder struck in behind the gang, one thunder-bolt accidentally shock Kuwabara, frying him to his dense cranium. A special effects ogre shuffled away slowly in the background and Yusuke seemed quick surprised at being associated to a girl.
"But, that's impossible." Kurama stated. "Yusuke only managed to defeat Sensui because of the awakening of the demon blood in him."
"Yes, but that is why I want you to bring Kai in here alive. I would like to find out myself how she manages this phenomenon. As well as tell me how she got past my security unnoticed until one of my maid-ogres discovered a GIANT HOLE IN THE WALL! Ahem, anyways, good luck, team. The future of humanity is lying in your hands." Koenma said suddenly stern.
"Take care." Botan nodded and soon a portal appeared.
"We will, and if I don't return, alert the pentagon!" Yusuke waved carelessly as he jumped through the portal.
"I think we really should." Koenma said to Botan as soon as the portal closed. Botan nodded thoughtfully and then started on her work like any other day.
Meanwhile… Thunk. THUNK. Smush. SMUSH. Plop. Kuwabara tumbled out of the portal closely followed by Yusuke. Hiei jumped out next landing perfectly on Kuwabara. Next, came Kurama stepping on Yusuke like he was some kind of royal carpet. Sniper, however, landed normally on the short and cropped grass.
"Yo, get ouffa me, shorty!" Kuwabara yelled.
"Great, you just ruined these shoes. They were new too." Hiei smirked and walked off the oaf making sure to step on his head during the process, probably killing even more brain cells… if there were any. Kuwabara immediately jumped up and threatened Hiei in an incomprehensible language. Sniper rolled his eyes and began to survey the area for suspicions.
"Kuwabara, we don't speak idiot." Yusuke muttered before turning around. "Holy…"
"Shiny…" Kuwabara finished staring amazingly at a rusty penny on the ground, but eventually looked up and had the same expression Yusuke did: slack jaw. "Shit." They were both staring at a giant castle that seemed unwelcoming. Or maybe it was because the 'You are not Welcome sign!', but alas.
"Well, what are we waiting for, let's go, we don't have much time." Kurama said as a cloud overhead covered the now bright sun.
"Yeah, yeah, whatever, fox." Yusuke said walking forwards.
"No Yusuke, don't-" However, Sniper didn't get to finish his comment. Yusuke had stepped onto some kind of trigger so that a giant hole in the ground formed so everybody fell through.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaands end! HAHA! I fixed the story soooooo much, it's amazing. Really. Anyways, the little gray line, yes, that thin thing above this italicized comment, it is to identify when the scene changes. And remember, READ AND RATE TO FIND OUT WHO SCREAMED... and what's going to happen to the poor detectives. Chao!
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