A/N: Hello peoples!
So, yeah. This was my warm-up for English class. The warm-up was: what is your favorite word/phrase? And mine was combustible lemons! Shows how nerdy I am:3
ENJOY!
This mission was so top secret, the only people who knew about it was me and Cave Johnson.
I could feel the pores of the lemon in my hand, the smooth metal trigger of the grenade.
"Target Acquired. Destination 0.5 miles east," spoke the cool, mechanical voice of the GPS.
"Perfect," I mumbled to myself. I ran as fast as I could toward the east. Then, bingo! The house of the CEO of Black Mesa.
"Here goes nothing," I said as I pulled the grenade trigger and threw it as far as I could. I sprinted away when the grenade exploded in a massive burst of yellow-orange flame. And I never stopped running.
O_O
The firemen arrived, but it was too late. The house was mostly burned to the ground. One of the firemen walked slowly through the charred rubble to see if anything survived. "I seriously doubt it," he thought. But something caught his eye. He picked it up. It was a lemon with a grenade handle. And the logo on it read: Aperture Laboratories.
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