A/N: Here's a little Sonic oneshot. I hope it's not too confusing, but basically Shadow outlived everybody with his fancy immortality and he's finally dyin'. Poor guy XD
That bastard.
That damned blue bastard.
He's probably eating chili dogs in Heaven with angels feeding his ego 24-7.
Haha. He'd like that.
Maybe he's talking to Maria. She'd probably thank him and then he'd show off for her and try to prove he's better than me.
Thank you for helping Shadow find his way.
No problem! Say, how does someone sweet like you end up being best friends with that grump?
Oh, he's just amazing! I hope to be as brave as him someday!
Well, you know, if you wanna hear some amazing stories of bravery…
Damn that guy. Even after death he's still taking my credit.
I don't know about God. But I've always believed in Heaven.
Hell, too.
I hope I don't go there. It'd just be a really sucky reunion with bastard villains I've killed years ago. They'd be really happy to see me.
Have my good deeds made up for my bad ones? It's not that I've watched myself specifically to get into Heaven. No, that was for Maria. But it'd be nice to see her again. Maybe explain some things she saw…
Damn, the things a person thinks when they know they're going to die. I sound ridiculous.
Finally the immortal Shadow the Hedgehog gets a rest. Yep, his Chaos reserves had finally run out and he had thirty seconds before he lost his one source of life. Personally I think I've waited way too long. I didn't need to see all of that damn hedgehog's friends die off too. Rouge's death was especially hard, but I knew it was going to happen and I didn't get my hopes up. Thank God for that.
The last person who's still here is Omega. I don't even know if he counts as a person but it's nice to have someone here to see me off.
I can't ever escape you guys, can I?
"Bye, Omega."
"Farewell, Comrade Shadow."
Well, judgment time.
And you know what? This is pretty easy too the second time around.
Super short, I know. Sorry! Please review, I truly love feedback.