Ow.
My head hurts.
Hello and welcome to the gamer omniversal system.
What? In front of me a semi-transparent square appears. Is this like that korean comics?
No way, I'm probably still drunk. Yes that's probably good explanation, I'm still sleeping and the alcohol.
If your seeing this message then you're propably dead and have been choosen to be part of the gamer system.
What! Dead, no way in hell am I dead. How did it even happen
Query recognized. User died in a car crash.
‚I was driving a car?' Pretty sure even drunk I wouldn't drive.
Negative, you were walking across a street when a car with a driver moving past the speed limit hit the user.
‚Was the driver caught?'
Negative, after hitting the user, they couldn't balance the car and crashed. The car afterwards exploded killing said person instantly.
‚Are they part of the so-called system like me?' I just had to ask to know if I get a chance to meet him if what I'm thinking is true.
Negative users are chosen by the system at random.
Ok. So I won't meet them to give them a verbal trashing.
With users permission we shall move to character creation.
‚Eh. Sure why not.' Let's see how much can I change. I mean I wasn't the best looker around.
Proceeding to character cration….
Loading avatar blank slate….
Avatar loaded...
In front of me appeared a sexless figure with white skin and I do mean white it could be put infront of a wall made out of snow and you wouldn't notice it. It's bald too.
A bunch of options appeared infront of me all neatly put into categories.
Hmm, let's start from the top and so I select [HEAD] and start modeling.
I make my hair short and spiky like oh so many generic anime protagonists have and for fun color it light orange. Hmm let's keep it a bit on the androgynous side with just hint of masculinity.
Coloring my eyes Emerald green. Yes, that is a suprisingly good colour. Alright next comes [BODY] and, whoah that's a lot of options. ‚System can you please make it a bit less complex.'
Understood configuring to meet users requirements.
Done.
And it turned into sliders, nice. Hmmm. My eyes wonder through the options and land on a very specific category [GENITALS]. If I had cheeks I would propably blush in embarassment with what I'm about to do. Moving towards said sliders. I see that they are rather…how should I put this. Out of balance. I move a slider responsible for the length of my penis and it reaches the size of my entire body which at this point is somewhere about 1.9 meters or 6.2 feet.
‚Ahem, system could you change this subcategory to numbers in centimeters' I ask to make it easier for myself.
Affirmative. .
Wow. That is really 1.9 meters. Ok, hmm, ya know what, fuck it. I make it 35 cm or 13,8 inches. Ok let's make girth around 7 inches or 17 cm. Alright. Ball size, eh about tennis ball should be big enough.
I must be really insecure about myself if I'm really doing this.
Let's go that extra mile and go full on shota.
Back to [BODY] I make myself about 1.58 meter or about 5.18 feet.
For shits and giggles I'll give myself muscles. Enough to be visible but not too much to be a body builder.
Looking over all the sliders satisfied. I nod. ‚Ok system you can confirm the changes now'
Are you certain user? Asks the disembodied voice
‚Yes' I answer.
Very well. Commencing transeference to the new avatar.
And then I knew no more.
Soon I'm waking up under a bridge of…is this some kind of park?
Welcome user to the new world chosen for you by the system.
‚And that world would be?' This looks like a park of some american city. Maybe I'm in Marvel or DC universe.
Designation of this world by your worlds entertainment is Avatar-
‚oh thank goodness' Not the first choice but certainly not the worst one out there.
-The legend of korra.
‚Oh, come on! It wasn't even that good.' I must have bad Luck stat if I got this world. Why am I here. It's set in the fuckin' 20' of the last century that happened for literally no reason. Ugh. Fine still not the worst. Could've been My immortal by Tara. You know the worst Harry Potter fanfic out there.
Starting …
From now on system itself will no longer answer users query. We bid you good rest of eternity.
‚Wait I need to ask you few more things!' I immediatly reply.
System disconnected
Oh. Damn it!
[Hello User. Welcome to The Gamer: Omniversal edition.]
[Please choose your name:]
Oh shit I didn't even pick a name. Well no matter I'll use my original one…What's my name again?
Holy shit, I forgot my name! Ehm, uh, no matter I'll just make a new one. Since I'm probably going to do an Intelligence build it should sound smart. Or ridiculous. Either one works.
[You chose the name: Albert Newton]
[Is this your name?]
[Y/N]
Of course it is, I just chose it. Who are you professor Oak? Are you a boy or a girl? Just fuckin' look at me doc you have a doctorate damn it.
[Name chosen: Albert Newton]
[Would you like to go through a tutorial?]
[Y/N]
Hmm. Just to make sure I won't miss anything. It's not like I'll lose anything.
[Very well. Unlike the original Gamer created by the being Gaia, this version was made with the purpose of making peoples desires come true.]
[By saying ‚status' you will be presented with your current condition along with your perks, skills and buffs among other things.]
Ok. „Status."
Name: Albert Newton
Race: Human (male)
Class: Civilian
Level:0 0/15 Exp
HP: 120/120
MP: 100/100
Str: 5
Vit: 12
Dex: 6
Int: 10
Wis: 5
Luk: 7
Lst: 6
Stat Points: 0
Skills:
Gamers Mind Lvl:MAX
Makes you immune to mind attacks and mind altering chemicals
Gamers Body
Turns your body into that of a game character.
Perks:
Well hung: You're way above avarage. Should you find penis lengthening consumables they'll be more effective.
Bulgy: Due to your the size of your balls, you produce higher amount of sperm. Increases the speed and effectivnes of consumables that enhance your gonads
Shota: Your height leaves something to be desired by some and you're propably going to be a butt of few jokes but to many of opposing gender you will be seen as adorable and innocent.
25 % Increase in relationships with the opposite gender
25 % decrease in relationships with the same gender.
Angels face: Due to your long time spent with face modifications you have been awarded this perk. Your face is like that of an angel. Perfect and irresistible.
10 % increase in relationships with the opposite gender.
Huh, those are some ridiculous perks.
[Your race can change be it by a curse, a potion or a divine intervention. You can also evolve if certain requirements are met.]
[Your Class will change based on many factors. As you currently have nothing going for you, your class is civilian]
[Str-strengh, Do you even lift brah, the higher this stat is the harder you punch, the more you can lift.]
[Vit-Vitality, Siberia is too hot for me let's go further north, the higher this stat is the more hits you can take, more resistant to natural elements, longer you can last in bed ya know the standart things. Directly increases health.]
[Dex-Dexterity, I shot him at the distance of 3 km through a window of a moving car, the higher the stat is the better response time you have, your moves are more nimble, you are more acrobatic.]
[Int-Intelligence, I find your lack of understanding disturbing, the higher the stat the smarter you are, faster you understand the subjects and it's easier to remember things with much higher detail, it's not that hard to comprehend. Directly increases Mana.]
[Wis-Wisdom, A bowl is most usefull when it's empty, where Intelligence helps you know what does what Wisdom helps you understand people and more spiritual issues. Increases Mana efficiency.]
[Luk-Luck, I found a dollar in the middle of a desert, Increases the probability of things being in your favour.]
Lst-Lust,
Don't worry I won't stop, Increases your sex drive, the higher your stat the more likeable and wanted you are in the eyes of others.]
Huh, so Lust replaces charisma. Good to know.
[Stat point are gained each level. Number gained is increased every 4 levels by additional 1 point. Current amount gained per level: 2 Stat points]
[Skills are created through actions, mentors or through skill books. Each skills level increases independently from Users level. After reaching level 100 they can evolve into greater versions of themselves]
[Perks are gained through interactions, events or sufficient amount of stat points. They can change your perception of others and vice versa. They also affect how your body functions.]
Meh. Kinda old school.
[Proceed by saying ‚Inventory' and open your characters screen.]
Eh, I think I got it from here. „Inventory." And a rectangle appeard in front of me.
It had the standart inventory with infinite pocket space. In it are my wallet, that's of no use to me and an ID card that was modified to fit me right in with the locals. What interested me were two, I guess you could call them templates, that were stacked under eachother.
One was Character and the other was crafting. The latter one is pretty obvious. The former interests me. I click on it and it shows my avatar wearing some civilian clothes that belong to this time period. ‚Looking sharp' I think to myself whilst looking at myself.
Dear lord I'm turning into an egoist.
[With this the tutorial for basics has been completed.]
[Reward:25 Exp, 100 yuan, skill book: Dungeon Maker.]
[You leveled up. You are now level 1. 2 Stat points gained.]
Nice. Should propably use the skill book.
[Do you wish to learn ID Create, ID Destroy.]
[Y/N]
[ID Create and ID Destroy Learned.]
I'll keep those stat points for later.
I should propably look around. Walking through the park I finally reach its end and the streets are lively a loot of people walking around and the occasional car passing by. Time to explore.
Huh, the city is suprisingly nice looking. I should propably find some newspapers to see where I am in the timeline.
„Hello there good sir. Could you give me todays newspaper?" I ask a very old looking man, I'd say about 70 years old.
„10 yuan." He responds monotonously
„Here ya go." I give him the amount with a smile.
As I walk away from the the stand I search for any clues for where I am in the timeline. Some apartments for sale will propably be usefull in the future. That bending sport everyone was talking about when the show aired. Seemed completely boring. Huh, seems that I'm way too early if there is literally nothing about the equalists or any mention of the avatar.
I spent a long time reading the newspapers until I realize that I'm completely lost. In a …. shady….alley *sigh* Let me guess there's some mugger behind me.
I turn my head to look behind myself.
Then turn back. Yep three fuckers with a smirk only an evil mugger could give. Or well any villianous person really.
„Oi, you horseshrimp!" Horseshrimp? THen again this is The Avatar universe where abominations roam free.
I look back
[Agni Kai Triad Member] [Agni Kai Triad Member] [Agni Kai Triad Member]
[Level: 20] [Level: 21] [Level: 23]
Wow, so disposable their names don't even appear. Their levels however are something troublesome. Such a pain.
„Hey! Leave him alone." Shouted a feminine voice.
Tilting my torso by roughly 45 to see the woman behind the dirty trio. She's slightly taller than me. It kinda makes me regret making myself so short.
[Civilian (F)]
[level: 17]
How is a fucking civilian level 17 most I've seen were around level 10.
„What do we have here? A pretty girl. You should run along before we decide to have some ‚fun'." Said the Highest level triad member. She just smirks.
„Try me." She replies. His eyes narrowed.
„You shouldn't mess with the Triad bitch!" And he immediatly begins to firebend. Shooting a fireball straight towards her. And then another and a another…. Does he not know the meaning of overkill. It's just a civilian no need to go full on WW2 flamethrower squad. I get even more suprised when she dodges each fireball with terrifying skill. Like water moving around a rock. Maybe she's a waterbender? No, she wouldn't need to come so close. When she gets into a hand to hand reach she immediatly chi blocks his arm.
He immediatly tries to use his other hand but she' doesn't waste any time blocking it as well.
10 seconds. That's all it took for her to neutrilize one of the members.
I don't waste any time looking for a weapon.
[A rusty crowbar]
[Quality: F-]
Eh, that will do for now.
Taking it and immediatly swinging it a tone of the members whilst she takes care of the other.
And clean headshot.
-50 HP Critical hit! Enemy caught unaware.
[Agni Kai Triad Member]
[Level: 20]
[1025/1075 HP]
Well shit, this will be a long fight. Luckily for me the mystery woman immediatly finishes the second triad member and jumps at the last one.
With his full attention on me due to the bump on the head. What would you call it, getting hit by a crowbar and make it look like someone lightly tapped you.
She hits him multiple times along the spine and he falls.
[Random Encounter Cleared]
[Reward: 250 yuan, 100 Exp]
[You leveled up. You are now level 2. 2 Stat points gained.]
So I did get something. Yet all I did was hit one guy, not even that strongly if the lack of visible damage was any indication. I propably shouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth so let's leave it at that.
„Hey, you alright?" She immediatly asks.
„Uh" Is my inteligent answer.
„Come with me if you want to live." She immediatly says and takes my hand and starts to drag me. I don't resist. Soon we are sprinting and pass couple of streets. I note a difference as we continue.
No longer are the building skyscrapers with beatifull architecture, in their place are blocks made just to get the job done, lacking any cheerfull colour. Looking at my minimap were more to the east of the center of the city.
„That should be far enough." She says as we come to a stop.
„You're new to this city aren't you." I hear her say with a bit of amusement in her voice.
„Y-yes. Thanks for helping me out. I just arrived and you could say I got a bit lost hehe." I say a bit embarrased. I should've been paying attention to my surroundings.
„Heh, just watch out for next time. I won't be there to save your but." She says.
„Yes ma'am. Thank you miss…"
„Isaki Sokuzu and drop the ma'am I'm just 20." She introduces herself with a small smile.
„Right, sorry. If I may ask. Where did you learn how to move like that." Hey having chi blocking as a skill in this world is a huge boost to my combat capability.
„Oh, I teach chi blocking at a dojo near the port. The name of the street is Hyppodile's teeth. Wierd name I know but hey I just teach there." She answers. „Also the first month is free if you just want to try it out."
„Thanks, I'll try it out as soon as I get the chance and again thank you for saving my butt." Can't be too gratefull.
„Pfft think nothing of it. Us nonbenders got to stick together." She simply replies. „Well I hope I'll see you at the dojo sometime."
I look at her. Trying to remember every detail I can about her to make it easier to remember her. Though such a beautifull face will be hard to forget. Ebony hair reaching her collarbone. Narrow brows. Eyes a lively brown. Light pink cheeks. A suprisingly hourgalss figure. Under the sleeves of her T-shirt, arms with slightly visible muscle. Chest with with I'd guess a C-cup orbs, hard to tell her shirt is suprisingly baggy. Invitingly wide hips with incredible mass in the back. Legs with similarly visible amount of muscle as the arms covered in shorts.
All in all, she's someone I'd call a tomboy.
[Through continuous action you created skill Observe.]
I hide my suprise and look back up at her face now with the skill on.
Name: Isaki Sokuzu
Race: Human (female)
Class: Equalist sleeping agent
Level: 17
HP: 975/975
Chi: 100/100
Str: 20
Vit: 31
Dex: 50
Int: 22
Wis: 18
Luk: 15
Char: 24
Relationship: Acquainted 50/100
Wait, Char not Lst? Huh, weird.
„You should stop staring it's not polite." She says with a smirk.
„Sorry. It's just I hardly meet someone as beautifull as you." Best to be honest.
Her brow shot up in suprise and her cheeks became noticably brighter. I look at her with a smile.
„C-cute.." she mumbled.
Relationship: Friendly 15/500
Aha, the shota and Angel face perks are pulling their weight.
„Well see ya some other time then bye." I said and started to walk away.
After getting far away from all prying eyes. I check my skill menu, more specifically Instant Dungeon: Zombie Dungeon.
Welp time to get leveling.
AN: This is my first fanfic being posted anywhere. I'm not a n english native speaker so I apologize if any sentence reads weird.
Honestly when I wrote this first chapter I did it because it's actualy fun. I'm sorry If it's weird or even stupid.
The system I made actually made my brain melt through my ears since I was using Excel and boy oh boy is it hard to make some of the conditions I want. I also had to change it from the first incarnation I made since I couldn't make excel do what I wanted so the beggining chapters will propably be off.
I do sincerely hope you will somewhat enjoy this story. I also made another one but haven't posted it yet. And no it's not NSFW like this one is.