To really understand this, you: Have to read the lyrics of the song. Also: I do not own Harry Potter or Dreamgirls. Also, let me know what you thought. This is my first Humor based Fanfic... so be nice!
Bellatrix had tried everything to get his attention: Make-up, low cut dresses… but this was the last resort.
Voldemort was furious! His damn Deatheaters had failed again in getting the information they need!
"Out! GET OUT BEFORE YOU CRUCIO ALL OF YOU!" He screamed. All the Deatheaters scurried from the room, except Bellatrix.
"Didn't you hear me!!!" He snapped and raised his wand.
She gestured at a mysterious box, music came out of it. Bellatrix spins around and began to sing:
And I am telling you
I'm not going.
She pushes him against the wall and pushes her hand across his head. Her mouth is only inches from his own, her nose brushing where his nose should have been.
You're the best man I'll ever know.
There's no way I can ever, ever go,
No, no, no, no way,
No, no, no, no way I'm livin' without you.
Voldemort's eyes are wide, mouth hanging open slightly in shock. He tries to slip away from her. Dear god, She had gone mad! He groaned a little and pushed against her head but it didn't work! She wouldn't move!
Oh, I'm not livin' without you,
I'm not livin' without you.
I don't wanna be free.
Bellatrix pushed her body against his and put her head on his chest as she grips his robes and puts her heart into this part of the song.
I'm stayin',
I'm stayin',
And you, and you,
You're gonna love me.
She slightly jerks against him, pulling at his robes then she spins around putting her arms in the air, singing this part, Voldemort disparates slowly, still looking at her like she's gone made completely.
Oh, hey, you're gonna love me,
Bellatrix spins around to see him gone completely, and shrugs, and keeps singing loudly, looking at the ceiling.
Yes, ah, ooh, ooh, love me,
Ooh, ooh, ooh, love me,
Love me,
Love me,
Love me,
Love me.
You're gonna love meThe Deatheaters didn't hear from their Lord for two weeks. He spent those two weeks hiding from Bellatrix and trying to recuperate from the terror of those long three minutes… he would have taken the Cruciatus Curse any day above another song from her.