Hey! I'm tying out this new fic, if you like it (not that you will) don't get your hopes up, it might not last very long.

Disclaimer: I don't own any FMA characters but I do own my OC you'll se her soon!

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Note: that 'dum dee dee' thing up there is my self made line.

Chapter 1: so much alike.

One normal morning at central headquarters, a braided alchemist walked down the corridors towards the colonel's office to hand in his report. When he got close to the, he could hear sounds of china smashing and loud thumping noises.

"What the heck is that stupid colonel doing in there?"

He opened the door and saw the office was as clean as ever. Not a speck of dust on the walls, floor and his paperwork! The colonel was attempting to clean the windows whole listening to the phone, it looked mighty stupid.

"W-what the hell are you doing?"

"Huh? (Puts down phone) ahh… Full metal, we meet again…so…what do you want? Can't you see that I'm busy?"

"Busy! Yeah right! So anyways, what's with the crashing noises out there?"

"What crashing noises? ... Just wait. SUGAR!! Get your ass over here; I know where you're hiding!"

Before Roy could finish his sentences, a short, brown haired girl appeared right next to Ed. Thew girl was about half an inch taller than Ed, she wore a T-shirt, three-quarter pants and a long coat that almost touches the floor.

"H-hey you!" Ed shouted

"Ahh… Full metal, sugar, you know each other?"

"Hey! Baka taisa, who's the shrimp?" the girl asked

"Don't call me SHRIMP!!"

"I wasn't talking to you, shortie, it's a thing called manners. M-A-N-N-E-R-S, maaanners!"

"Hey! stupid colonel, why don't you make fun of her?! She's only about an inch taller than me." (The girl calls Roy taisa and Ed calls him colonel, it's easier to know who's talking)

"That's a bad idea."

"Why?"

"You don't want to know."

"Oh yeah! Hey girl! You're short! S-H-O-R-T, short!!"

"What did you call me?"

"Short."

"You called me short! It's not my fault that people call me short! Maybe I'm not short at all. Maybe you're all just from a huge group of giants that took over us shorter people thousands of years ago. So that means I'm normal sized and you're all giants! My mother used to tell me to drink milk so I'll grow taller and not be short for the rest of my life! But no way, I listened to her! A few years later, she died of milk poisoning; she got greedy and wanted to be taller than everyone else, so she drank more and more of that evil cow's juice! And the cows! Why can't they just vanish form the face of the earth! They only eat grass, pollute the air and worst of all! THEY MAKE MILK!!THAT IS SO USELESS!!! And I still haven't talked about the dairy farmers, don't think you can get away from me!!"

"JUST SHUT UP ALREADY!!!"

"Here! Sugar! Please be quiet! Here's a piece of candy!" shouted Roy

"Yay! I'm so great! I'm so great!" (Does the victory dance)

"Shut up!" Ed shouted

"Hey bastard! Who is this girl?"

"What you mean you don't know?!"

"No! I've never seen her before!"

"Listen to the master! Dunce!" the girl shouted

"Just who do you think you are anyways? This is a conversation between state alchemists!"

"You're funny, you use long words!" (There're not that long)

"Full metal, she can talk as mush as she wants." Said Roy.

"What?! You're against me too?!"

"Baka! You're not the boss of me! I talk all I want!" the girl shouted.

"Just shut up already!"

"You're so mean!" (Cry, cry)

"Full metal! Stop shouting at her! She's a state alchemist as well!"

"What?! How'd your become a state alchemist?"

"(stops crying) Huh? It was a prize in a cereal box!"

"Stop lying! She passed the qualification exam/test as well." Said the flame alchemist.

"So, what's your alias?"

"Elmo!"

"She's called the sugar alchemist, okay?" said Roy.

"Why is she called that?"

"She goes high on sugar, anyways, Sugar, Full metal, you two have to work together for a new assignment."

"What!!!!

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OMG!! She sure talks a lot!

What is their assignment? And how will ed stay calm with all that annoyance in the air, read the next chapter to find out!

Author: sorry, but if you want to read the next chapter, you will need to wait for 3 weeks because I have something to do during that time. Please keep reading! Bye!