(A/N: Hey,BreakfastFoods here! This fic is for fun, okay? That's why it's a parody! It is meant to dwell on the idiotic parts of DNAngel. That being said, enjoy!)

Disclaimer: We don't own DNAngel. Trust us.

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Dark was cursed. He could not believe it.

--FLASHBACK--

Dark's new mission was to steal an art piece from a strange magical tower. (Don't ask…) After stealing it (which turned out to be very easy) he faced the doorway only to find his adversary standing there. Krad.

"Evening," Krad replied calmly. Dark sighed to himself. Not wanting to put up with the self righteous nitwit, he decided to just leave with the piece. Sensing his opponent's distress, Krad jumped him, aiming a kick at Dark's open rib cage. Air rushing out of his lungs, Dark flew into the wall. Snarling, he slammed his fist into Krad's face. Seeing him begin to recover from the blow, Dark grabbed a hand full of his shirt, pulled him close to his face and cried;

"Leave me alone!"

"That's hard to do," Krad retorted, "When you're holding me down."

Almost instantaneously Dark muttered under his breath about "Cocky opponents". Hearing the snide remark, Krad grinned. Cocky, huh? He decided to have some fun.

"I shall curse you."

"What?"

"You are cursed."

"What the hell?"

"In the morning I will inform you of the only words you can speak for the day."

"The only words!"

"Yes. I will decide them."

"Who are you to decide!"

"Shut up. You're cursed.'

"Well I say I'm not!"

"Well you are."

"Am not!"

"Denial is always the beginning."

"Oh screw you!"

"Please don't."

"Augh!" And with that Dark kicked Krad for good measure, and stomped off. "I'm going home! I got the art piece anyway…"

--END FLASHBACK--

He thought it was a lie. Curses didn't exist. Especially when said so plainly. No chanting? Just "You're cursed"? But in fact he was cursed. For in the morning, when Daisuke was still asleep, Krad showed up.

"Hey. Hey Dark. Can you hear me?"

Dark grumbled himself out of his PEACEFUL sleep. Daisuke was still dead to the world. How was Dark to answer? Simple. Take over Daisuke's body.

"What?"

"I'm here to tell you the words you can say."

"Grand."

(A/N, you can guess what the words are. Have fun…)

Until next time…