" "=dialogue
' '=inner thoughts.
People are born unequal.
It all began in the town of Qing Qing, China with the news of the birth of a mysterious "Luminescent Baby". Shortly there-after similar phenomena popped up all over the world. The trigger for these newfound powers was determined, but as time progressed what was once extraordinary became ordinary and "dreams" became reality.
Of the planet's population, around 80% have developed unique abilties, or "individualities"- called "quirks". Humanity has entered a new age- a society of superhumans. And in this world whirling in chaos a certain profession that people used to aspire to only in daydreams, has stepped into the light of day!
The great phenomenon was attended by an accompanying increase in crime levels and while nations dawdled in making any sort of radical change to the law, men and women of courage took inspiration from comics and donned the mantle of heroism! They began policing this brave new world, and defending innocents from evil!
Suddenly through the swell of public opinion, heroism gained rights as an official occupation and due to their various acts of meritorious service, they obtained income from the state and renown from the people!
This is the story of Serval, the Serval hero, the friendliest hero there ever was.
Quirk: Serval-form, type mutant:
Similar to Tsuyu's Frog-form quirk, this quirk grants Yuka serval-related abilities and increased overall strength. Serval-related abilities include: enhanced jumping abilities, a powerful bite, durable and sharp claws on her fingers and her toes that resemble the ones of a superhero from an old comic, Wolverine, enhanced hearing, smell and nocturnal sight. Drawbacks include being a glass cannon; low intelligence may or not be related to the quirk. Due to it being a mutant type quirk she has a feline tail and feline ears. Can also talk to felines.
The day of the UA entrance exam:
'So this is UA? SUGOI! It's even more impressive than I thought it would be!' The girl stood in front of the renowned school in awe because she was easily impressed by everything out of the ordinary cause she was the dictionary definition of an airhead. 'There are so many people here! I hope I will get to make some new friends while I am here!' If it wasn't for the giant announcement that said that the heroics exam was today she would have forgotten why she was here.
"Out of my way, bitch!" Said a very angry teen with golden spiky hair while walking towards the entrance. 'That's not very friendly.' Indeed, Bakugou Katsuki is not a friendly person, to say the least.
"I a-am so s-sorry for my friends behaviour. He usually does this but he is a good person, sometimes." A teen with messy green hair approached the girl. 'Wow, a new friend!'
"It's no problem, he was in a rush for a good reason. We wouldn't want to be late to the heroics exam, wouldn't we? That wouldn't be okay. I feel like we are going to be great friends! My name is Yuka Ozaki, but you can call me Serval!" 'HOLY SHIT I'VE TALKED TO 2 DIFFERENT GIRLS IN THE SAME MORNING! I'VE TO TELL ALL MIGHT ABOUT THIS! I AM ONE STEP CLOSER TO BEING A HERO' thought Izuku. He tried to talk but he just stuttered and mumbled for 2 minutes; the fact that he talked to 2 girls in the same day in the span of 5 minutes was too much of an achievement for him, not even finishing his training with All Might on the beach made him this happy with himself. 'Maybe he is a friend that is good at being socially awkward?' thought Yuka.
"M-my name is Izuku Mydorya, nice to meet you Serval-chan. We should get going to the exam now." 'OH MY GOD I AM ALMOST LATE!' Serval has problems in keeping the evidence of time because of her minuscule attention span. She started sprinting to the exam briefing.
"Now, ladies and gentlemen, the moment you were waiting for has arrived." A voice said, "The moment that you had as a child is here! I'M YOUR HOST, PRESENT MIC!" A yellow blonde haired man said as he slid in fabulously, "Can I get a 'HEY'?" 'SUGOI! IT'S THE RADIO HERO!'
"HEY!" Said Serval and only Serval.
A sudden silence filled the air. The only sound that was heard was a cricket.
"Um… can I get an 'AW YEAH'?" Present Mic asked as he was about to begin sweating bullets.
"AW YEAH!" Serval shouted and was surprised when she found out that she was the only one to shout aw yeah.
The crowd wasn't even influenced yet. It's like everyone wants to get to the point. There was that cricket again.
"Get on with it." A kid said
"Yes, get on with it!" Another kid said.
"GET ON WITH IT!" Everyone said.
"Ok, ok, ok. I can hear you just fine. I'll get to point, just let me find that sheet of paper…" Present Mic said as he dug into his pocket and swiped his sweat with a tissue.
A hand stretched out and tapped him on his shoulder.
"Wha-"
The hand held a sheet of paper.
"Oh, thank you." Present Mic said, 'can't believe I left it there.'
He took the paper, walked up to a podium and cleared his throat.
"Welcome all of you graduates from junior high, I am Present Mic, as I have told you, and now I will now explain how this Entrance Exam will go." Present Mic said, "You will have a written exam which will only take an hour to finish, that's enough time to watch a movie. Just understand that our new heroes need to be smart. The mock battle test will take place out in the training fields. You are all assigned to your own field, after you finish the written test, get to the training field you're assigned to." 'TONOSHII! I got field A.'
She looked over to Bakugou's card in a stealthy manner. He also had field A. 'Guess I am stuck with the aggressive guy.'
"The Mock Battle Test is simple, you will be placed for how many faux villain robots you defeat. The only rule is that if you attack any examinees you will get disqualified." Present Mic said, "There are three types, each of them with their own-"
"OBJECTION!" A voice yelled.
A light revealed a black haired student with a pair of glasses. He pointed his index finger at Present Mic.
"OBJECTION REJECTED!" The feline girl yelled because she thought they were re-enacting a scene from Judge Judy or Phonexis Wright.
'I guess 7111 had a dad who was a lawyer who would shout 'OBJECTION!' with his 'Chords of Steel'.' Present Mic thought, "2638 could you sit down?" Serval sat down looking a little bit dissapointed. "Yes, 7111?"
"I'm sorry for my interruption, but alas, there was a contradiction in what you just said just now. The contradiction being how many faux villain types there were." The kid said, "Explain to me why there are four when you said three. Oh and you with the green hair, stop mumbling, you are distracting everybody." Somebody likes rules too much.
"Um… well… you see… I-"
"If this is a mistake made by the school, then this is none other than-"
"SUGOI! THE FOURTH ONE IS A SURPRISE!" As expected of the greatest heroics academy!" Present Mic was pleased by the fact that number 2638 unintentionally covered for him.
"That's right 2638, this is just a 'surprise' robot to see if you got what it takes to be a hero. If I know you kids, you won't let me down." Present Mic said, "Now if you two could just simmer down, I'll explain the rest."
The kid and Yuka sit down, the light fading.
"Now, the fourth type is an obstacle, an enemy that is not worth fighting for, has no points whatsoever." Present Mic said, "Fighting that thing is like trying to fight All Might, you'd be dead if he gets his hands on you! Trust me, I've seen him when he wasn't smiling, he had no chill at all. Trust me, he's got no points, he's mean, scary, hell, it would be a very hard villain to fight against." Present Mic said, "Trust me, best advice, don't go near him, that's a villain a pro such as myself and anyone of the faculty of UA can handle. There is only one per field, so no worries." 'Wow that sounds dangerous... sugoi.'
1 hour later...
Training Field A:
Serval was amazed by the size of the field. 'Sugoi! Where did they get the money to build this? It's like the entire city but bigger! It's like Tokyo!' She thought.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! THERE'S VILLAINS EVERYWHERE AND YOU'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING ABOUT IT?! GET IN THERE!" Present Mic yelled with his quirk. And so the exam started.
Yuka saw two two points robots and decided to take them on. She jumped on top of one and started to cut away at its armour with her claws till it crashed and then she jumped once again and did a dropkick on the other one, making it drop dead. Well that was easy! Now I just need thirty more or so points to pass. Suddenly four more three point robots ganged up on her.
"DIE! DIE! DIE!" Bakugou screamed like a mad man while he blasted three of the robots to kingdom come. 'He got in the wrong school, the villain academy is on the other side of the road.'
"I'll take care of the last one!" The robot tried to punch her but she side stepped out of its way. She grabbed the villain by the middle and then suplexed it. 'WELCOME TO SUPLEX CITY! POPULATION: YOU! '
"STOP STEALING MY KILLS, YOU FUCK FACE!" Said Bakugou who would have blown her away due to his anger issues and his superiority complex if not for the rules of this exam.
"Thanks for the help friend!" Said Serval with an innocence that could rival one of a new-born baby. 'Now I have 7 points. Sugoi!'
"STAY OUT OF MY WAY OR I WILL RUN YOU OVER!" He was really pissed now, how could a girl that he has just met call him a friend?
"You too!" Bagukou was on the verge of exploding her face.
"Fuck off!" And with that the two departed and looked for more points.
Yuka found a small group of robots of various amounts of points chasing a guy with blonde hair, an absent expression and he was also giggling for some reason. There were a lot of deactivated robots around so that was weird as well.
"Don't worry, I'll save you!" 'What an airhead!' Thought Yuka, not realising the irony. She jumped on a 2 pointer impaling it with her 30 centimetres claws making it unable to continue fighting. After this she cut a 1 pointer's arms and then kicked it to the ground. And the onslaught of machines carried on: a three point robot got eviscerated and then thrown into a smaller one, an one point machine got one of its legs severed by the girl and then he was beaten with it. The last three pointer got mauled to death with an one pointers leg. After that, a trio of two pointers and two one pointers were beaten, slashed, cut, mauled, eviscerated and killed. In the end, her total of points added up to 26.
"YAY! I definitively have enough points to get into heroics now! Blonde guy are you okay? My name is Yuka Ozaki, but everybody calls me Serval. Uh are you okay?" His face suddenly changed from being the face of a drunkard to a more normal face.
"Only one minute remaining! You should hurry up, dudes!" Said Present Mic while trying to sound hip and failing.
"Thanks for your help there Serval! If I overuse my quirk I become stupid for a while and I think I went over my voltage limit a few minutes ago. Well I gotta go now, there's a giant fucking robot that's worth 0 points following us!" 'He didn't even tell me his name. Rude. Wait, there is a wounded boy under the rubble! The robot will step over him!' The crow headed boy didn't look like he was in pain, but he was definitively stuck in the debris. 'I have to catch its leg before it lands!' Serval ran for the boy as if her life depended on it. She finally got next to the trapped boy. She jumped ready to pierce the heavens, or at least the robot.
She made contact! The robot almost pushed her to the ground but a shadowy entity kept her in the air.
"Dark shadow! Help her!" The boy said while trying to get himself out of the debris. 'Under the robot's shadow, dark shadow should have enough darkness to push it off the girl.' Tokoyami thought.
Suddenly, loud hype music played from somewhere beyond the fourth wall because it went well it the action and the author wanted to make a Metal Gear Rising reference.
"THE TIME HAS COME TO AN END
THIS IS WHAT NATURE PLANNED!"
Serval suddenly moved the robot's leg a few meters to the side and started swinging her claws at it while climbing to its top.
"BEING TRACKED BY A STARVING BEAST
LOOKING FOR ITS DAILY FEAST
A PREDATOR ON THE VERGE OF DEATH
CLOSE TO ITS LAST BREATH!"
Serval put her claws inside to robots head and then started to run to its backside, effectively cutting the robot two if it weren't for the fact that the robot was too thick to be fully cut.
"GETTING CLOSE TO ITS LAST BREATH
RULES OF NATURE!"
The robot stopped and so did the music, because the circuits were too damaged to work properly. Tokoyami finally got out of the rubble with the help of dark shadow.
"YAY! I WAS LIKE A SHONEN PROTAGONIST!" Serval yelled in happiness and then she dropped of exhaustion. Unknown to her was the fact that she is not the protagonist of this anime, the real protagonist is now in a different field, laying on the ground with his legs and one arm broken.
Tokoyami went to wake her up. He found a note on the in her pocket saying 'If found return to Tobu Zoo in Saitama Prefecture.'. And so he did. What he didn't know is that a kid has put this note in her pocket as a prank.
Author Notes: At first this story was going to have Yoshiko Hanabatake, the main character of Aho girl, a literal idiot and most likely a mentally challenged person with severe brain damage, but then I realized that I didn't know what overpowered quirk to give her while not making her insanely strong, because I didn't want her to overpower Shoto, Mydorya, Bakugou, Momo and the other top students of 1-A. I still wanted the main character to be in the top 10 amongst the class in terms of pure combat ability. So I scratched that idea and decided to use another idiot, Serval from Kemono Friends (if you watch the show she is surprisingly strong, being able to carry half a bus and also being able to jump with it is a serious feat of strength; I still had to buff her since even the shitty abilities are strong in this manga). I've decided to name her Yuka Ozaki since that's her VA's name. Expect a lot of jokes and anime, video game and book references. Rated M for Bakugou's fucking language.