The Ex
Written by The Amicron
I only own the story and The
Ex-Femmefriend. Everything and everyone else belongs to Hasbro.
First fanfic! Wish me luck!
It was an uneventful day at the decepticon base. The base's
inhabitants were mildly milling about, not much to do. The Autobots
had not attacked recently, the decepticon's energon storage was
adequately filled, and Megatron had not issued any orders for the time
being. The seeker trine all was in the main hangar, playing Guitar
Hero. Soundwave was watching his favorite TV show, "Adventure Time."
Barricade, Blackout and Frenzy were prank-calling Starbucks. Ravage
was rolling around in the mud outside, while Lugnut was alone in his
room, practicing ballet.
The day went on like this, not much happening. Evening came around,
and right about 6:OO in the afternoon, Megatron ordered all of the
decepticons to meet him in the entryway to the base. Lugnut was the
first to walk in the room, but he stopped short in the doorway,
gawking at the decepticon dictator. Barricade walked right into Lugnut.
"Ooph, what's your problem, Lugnut? Don't just stand in the door
staring at..."
At this point 'Cade saw Megatron for himself over Lugnut's shoulder.
The seeker trine walked into the room next.
"Did you see me do that solo?" Thundercracker boasted.
"I was so- Oh... My... Primus!"
Starscream took one look at Megatron and doubled over, laughing.
Skywarp quickly took a picture.
Megatron shouted, blushing.
"Stop laughing! That's really not funny. I said, STOP IT! I'm...
Um... Not going to be at the base tonight. I have some... duties,
yeah, I need to attend to. I won't be back until eleven this evening,
so I expect you all to keep the roof from falling down in this place."
Soundwave popped in and said in that monotonous voice if his,
"What, you goin' on a date?"
"The way he's dressed up like that, yeah..." Frenzy chuckled.
"SHUT UP!" Megatron roared.
"But why do you look all fancy?"
Blackout questioned innocently.
"You never get yourself all fancy looking."
"BACK to the point... I need you all to keep this place from falling
to ruins. Nobody give Frenzy coffee! And no more ordering two thousand
pizzas at once. Soundwave, you're in charge,"
"Exellent," Soundwave said.
"Aawww..." Starscream whined.
"But... Are you going on a date?"
Megatron sighed heavily, facepalming.
"Yes, yes. I'm going on a date. 'Kay, 'bye"
And on that note, our beloved spiky leader transformed into a space jet
and zoomed off, leaving the shocked others.
Yeah, and that's all, folks! STAY TUNED THERE'S MORE TO COME!
reviews are smiled upon. PEACE OUT!