20 Donts for Jasper Cullen
1. Don't rip out pages from his history books
2. Don't ask him why he left Maria and ask at the same time if she was too clingy
3. Don't change your emotions every two seconds when you're near him
4. Don't tease saying he ruined the piano and almost killed Bella in New Moon
5. Don't stick gum in his hair
6. Don't yell at him to cut his hair
7. Don't cut up all his emo posters
8. Don't tell him Alice and Charlie are having a baby
9. Don't tell him that the north is going to kill him
10. Don't ask him if he knows that Alice is taking him shopping for a month
11. Don't tell him that Emmet is going to kill Alice
12. Don't tell him that he looks like the shaggy dog with long hair
13. Don't tell him he looks like Annie with curly hair
14. Don't tell him that Alice was a stripper
15. Don't ask him if amber is his natural eye color is and when he answers mummer I thought it was red
16. Don't ask him who crapped in your corn flakes
17. Don't tell him he missed out on the blood when Bella had Nessie
18. Don't tell him Alice is dead
19. Don't tell him Maria is coming to join the Cullens
20. Don't post his reactions on Facebook
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